The user above you pushes a button, what does it do?

[Pygmepatl]

The button pulls out a Uno Reverse Card and turns everything around so I get all the yogurt.

 

[Guifrog]

The button pulls out the Uno Block card so the yogurt passes on to me

 

[metatherat]

The button pulls out the RULES FOR STUD POKER card. Everyone is very confused.

 

[Tacoshark]

*presses button*

Somewhere in the world, some child's toy has come to life and is self aware.....and it hungers for flesh

 

[lenago]

The button turns every car in the world into giant fighting robots

 

[Keefur]

The button turns you blue.

 

[Deleted member 111470]

The button asks you one simple question:

 

[aomagrat]

 

[TemetNosce88]

The button goes on at length about how the last push it got was *so* much better than this one.

 

[Borophagus Monoclinous]

The button shoves a banana into your pocket.

 

[Monosuki the Aurian]

This button gives you a pie, and a letter.

But what does the letter say?

 

[Deleted member 111470]

The button gets stuck and a rain of spiders starts falling until you get it unstuck. What a terrible button

 

[Polaris]

Releases a rain of garlic water from the fire sprinklers!

 

[Hiridor]

You now see in 480p

 

[Polaris]

Causes a whole load of swivel chairs and ponies suddenly materialize in the same room.

 

[GroovySpaceFox]

The button causes a truck full of cream cheese to pull up into your drive way.

 

[contemplationistwolf]

The button increases the size of whatever you are holding in the other hand by 20% (across all dimensions).
What are you holding in your other hand?

 

[Yakamaru]

You get a boop.

 

[contemplationistwolf]

Two robotic arms come out of the machine and give you a hug.

 

[ssaannttoo]

You push the button and the arms now make you a 5 course meal.

 

[Yakamaru]

I come over and give you a hug.

 

[Deleted member 111470]

The button spawns a rubic's cube. You have 3 minutes to solve it or else the planet is hacked.

 

[ssaannttoo]

You push the button, and you go blind.

 

[Frank Gulotta]

The button turns into gold. It turned you into king Midas

 

[ben909]

The button changes the midas story to make them turn things into oil or coal

... its a predictive text based story