The user above you pushes a button, what does it do?

[ScaratheWolf]

gives them 48 hours with me

 

[Chad Firepaws]

Books you a vacation to Iowa

 

[ScaratheWolf]

Gives you 96 hours with me

 

[GroovySpaceFox]

The button performs geometry calculations.

 

[ben909]

the button attempts to start the engine

although it does not succeed

 

[Chad Firepaws]

The button turns on that little light that's underneath your stairwell

 

[ben909]

"it outlaws mushroom pizza"

actually it just goes to the main menu of your tv...

 

[Izzy4895]

The button starts a Y2K-type scare about the year 2023.

 

[precookedbacon]

The button dispenses a single M&M into your hand

Ooh, a piece of candy!

 

[Hiridor]

The button dispenses a 100 skittles into your hand... dont drop any.

 

[Chad Firepaws]

The button eats all the skittles

 

[Hiridor]

The button eats you.

 

[Chad Firepaws]

The button makes toast but one less serving than people present

 

[GroovySpaceFox]

The button broadcasts you on all of the TV channels and radio stations.

 

[Chad Firepaws]

The button cooks a plate of tofu

 

[Hiridor]

The button inverts the colour of your fur.

 

[Chad Firepaws]

The button dances ballet

 

[Faustus]

Orders a Large Carniv-whore pizza with a side order of Naughty Nachos from Dom-inos

 

[ssaannttoo]

It gives you a fruit basket.

 

[ScaratheWolf]

It gives you a fruit basket.

gives them a night with me

 

[ssaannttoo]

 

[Chad Firepaws]

The button gives you a slice of PAIN

 

[Artboy1]

The button changed color of your fur into green.

 

[GroovySpaceFox]

The button resets your computer to factory default.

 

[Foxridley]

This