The Vending Machine 2000

[Nemnth]

Welcome! I thought we needed another forum game and it seems like we've haven't done this one here, so lets change that!

The vending machine game works simple:

You put in a quarter and then the next user gives a reply deciding what happens to the person above and then puts in another quarter to keep the game going.

For example

Me: Puts in a quarter

Next user: The machine falls down on you. Puts in a quarter

Always put in another quarter to keep the game going!
Have fun!

Puts in a quarter

 

[Simo]

The machine dispenses an edible, lime flavored condom.

Put in a quarter.

 

[TheMintyBun]

The machine spits out Rihannas latest album.


Puts in a quarter.

 

[Simo]

(ouch!)

The Machine vacuums you in, and spits you out, sealed in an escape-proof sparkle-dog fur-suit.

Puts in a quarter.

 

[Nemnth]

The vending machine starts making loud, metal grinding noises before it finally stops. Nothing else.

Oh, besides while you where listening to the noises, a group of bandits came up behind you and threw a bag over your head and captured you.

Puts in a quarter

 

[modfox]

your mum comes in and gives you a grounding for 1 week for no reason

puts in a quarter

 

[Nemnth]

your mum comes in and gives you a grounding for 1 week for no reason

puts in a quarter

 

[Wither]

Nothing. You put the quarter in and... nothing happens. At least, nothing you can see.

As that quarter slipped into the machine, it slid down a long, twisted chute running for miles. It rolled and rolled for days, running along its predestined path. That little quarter found itself New York where it took a path... up? It went up an up, a long journey up. Like... 1,454 feet up. Finally, the coin was spat into the air. That not-so-fresh new york air. The quarter found itself just having been shot out from the Empire State Building. It's long, tireless journey was coming to end as it fell back down to the streets below.

Ping! The quarter ricocheted an old woman's head. She let out a gasp as it broke her skin, possibly even giving her a small fracture.

You hurt thst old lady with your recklessness. You monster.

Puts in two dimes and a nickel.

 

[Simo]

The machine spits out two pickled eggs, and one smoked pig's snout.

Puts in a quarter.

 

[Yukkie]

The machine eats you. The end.

Puts in a quarter.

 

[Nemnth]

The machine makes some noises before something drops in the tray. It's a Snickers bar! But when you try and grab it, you get melted chocolate all over your hands as the candy bar has a cut in the package.

Puts in a quarter

 

[Simo]

The machine sprays you with glue, and then, blasts you with colorful feathers, so that you walk away looking like a very colorful, disheveled bird.

Puts in a quarter.

 

[Nemnth]

The machine spits the quarter back at you, it giving what sounded like a disgusted grunt. Maybe it's alive?

Puts in a quarter.

 

[Closer-To-The-Sun]

You get a Dane Cook comedy album. I'm sorry.

Puts in a quarter

 

[RinkuTheRuffian]

A kid with progeria comes out and dies right there, no joke.

Puts in shekels.

 

[Yukkie]

You get a twix. Some kid comes and steals it before you can even lay a finger on it.

Puts in a quarter.

 

[Closer-To-The-Sun]

You receive pirate booty.

Puts in a Susan B. Anthony coin.

 

[Endless/Nameless]

Out comes Susan crossdressing as Anthony.

In goes a set of pliers.

 

[Nemnth]

The machine cranks and grumbles before the set of pliers are eaten. Soon you hear something drop in the tray. You carefully grab it, when it turns out to be a rabid racoon which is now scrambling all around you on your body

Puts in a 20 dollar bill

 

[Closer-To-The-Sun]

You receive a copy of Superman 64.

Puts a Canadian dollar in.

 

[Simo]

You receive a copy of Superman 64.

Puts a Canadian dollar in.

Out comes a moose in heat. Run!

Puts in a 500 Yen coin (approximately US $4.56)

 

[Julen]

You get a chocolate ice cream

Puts in an euro

 

[Closer-To-The-Sun]

You get a plate of tapas.

Puts in a nickel.

 

[Nemnth]

You get NOTHING, but only because you put in a nickel. It doesn't like nickles.

Puts in 2 dimes to make 25 cents from the previous nickel

 

[Closer-To-The-Sun]

You get a forum that won't let you reply for some unknown reason.

Puts in a haypenny