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The Vending Machine 2000

Nemnth

Nemnth Ferheart Dragon
The machine makes grinding noises before you're covered in the KY jelly you put in it, it somehow showing you in it from the top of the machine. Now you're extremely slippery!

Puts a car, a clown car, into the slot
 

Nemnth

Nemnth Ferheart Dragon
A bunch of angry North Koreans pop out and tackle you! Roll a d20 to see if they hit you and then roll a d8 twice to see how much damage they deal!

Puts in a dead baby
 

Julen

✮ Banter Squad Member ✮
You get 20 years in prison! Congrats!

Puts in a peseta
 

Teniwolf

Totally not a major derp...
The vending machine leaks out some cement which goes to your feet and then dries rendering you immovable. The machine then gets a buch of bullies to rough you up and bully you until everyone else around makes fun of you and joins in. Don't put cement into vending machines kids.

Inserts one septim.
 

Julen

✮ Banter Squad Member ✮
You get a blackberry

Inserts duke nukem 3
 

Julen

✮ Banter Squad Member ✮
I peak out of the top of the machine screaming: thanks for giving me my flesh back! And then shoots you in the head


Inserts a jolly rancher
 

lyar

Its not the human race, its just the human race
An angry elf in green attacks you with a stick.
Puts in 100 souls
 

Julen

✮ Banter Squad Member ✮
Breaks the universe and gives you the movie: inception 2

Inserts a 2011 meme
 

lyar

Its not the human race, its just the human race
Satan himself crawls from the machine, and steals your soul.
Good thing I don't have one.

You get a groovy rainbow afro.

Inserts a fart
 

Julen

✮ Banter Squad Member ✮
You get a dissapointed look from your father

Inserts a cheeseburguer
 

Julen

✮ Banter Squad Member ✮
You start a war and you lose it miserably


Inserts a wii controler
 

Julen

✮ Banter Squad Member ✮
You get a crab flavoured dorito with an eye drawed in the center. Then you become a living meme.

Inserts an rpg-7
 

Nemnth

Nemnth Ferheart Dragon
You get a role-playing game made for kids 7 and up! How cute!

Inserts a BD Dildo
 

Julen

✮ Banter Squad Member ✮
You get a weed. Here's a picture of it
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Inserts a bag of Swedish Fish
 

Teniwolf

Totally not a major derp...
You get a bag of Surströmming, enjoy the smell.

Inserts one of Godzilla's nail clippings.
 
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