The Vending Machine 2000

[Kellan Meig'h]

You get a mall cop's work shoes, sans odor eaters.

Stuff in an Elazian 1 Crown gold coin

 

[Souva]

The machine, with some reluctance, accepts the coin. It shudders and mechanical grinding is heard as if it were struggling to drop an item, but it abruptly gives way to silence. Impatient now, you rralize with a groan that it had eaten your money!

In your frustration you turn tail and walk away. Sucks for you, because as soon as you leave, it drops as many Snickers as it must have contained into the tray. Must've been a malfunction.

Puts in a quarter on a string with the intent to pull it out.

 

[Julen]

When you try to pull the quarter out, instead of the coin you get a fish. Why? Hell do i know?!?

Inserts a mini pizza

 

[FoxInTheCloset]

Dispenses will to live... damn it is expired.

-Insert old Walmart Gift card.

 

[Kellan Meig'h]

Gets three thousand Wal*Mart cards, good for $0.01 each.

Puts in an Elazian 2 Crown gold coin.

 

[Teniwolf]

You get a real King's Crown...from Burger King.

Inserts one squeezed penny with a design on it.

 

[TidesofFate]

You fall onto Kellan and now your right hand is attached to his left for 6 six days.

Places a couple credits in

 

[Closer-To-The-Sun]

You receive a blaster.

Inserts a salad.

 

[TidesofFate]

Pepsi-Man kidnaps you, gives you a Pepsi, then leaves.

Places more credits

 

[TheDukeofRawsome]

converts it to brass crowns

puts in a toy airship

 

[x-zombii]

You get toy battleship

Inserts a red rupee

 

[Closer-To-The-Sun]

You get a bundle of arrows

Inserts toothpaste

 

[TidesofFate]

You get mugged
Places in a rock

 

[Closer-To-The-Sun]

You get gravel.


Inserts a boot

 

[Kellan Meig'h]

You get the matching boot.

Inserts a 1/4-20 X 3" long bolt.

 

[Sergei Nóhomo]

You get a smack to the face

I insert batteries

 

[Closer-To-The-Sun]

You get Benedict Arnold

Inserts a car tire

 

[Teniwolf]

It mixes with the oxygen and creates H2O2 which then is sprayed on your face.

Inserts Kermit.

 

[FoxInTheCloset]

Out comes a very confused Miss Piggy.

Inserts a Canadian Toonie.

 

[Closer-To-The-Sun]

You receive a Mexican Peso

Inserts mediocre fan art

 

[Kellan Meig'h]

Gets back a fursuit based on that fan-art.

Puts in a plastic coin normally used to teach monitary value.

 

[FoxInTheCloset]

It dispenses crippling debt.

Inserts some pocket lint.

 

[Nemnth]

You get angry Russians. I'm not too sure how they correlate, but they just pop out. Have fun!

Puts in a small loan of a million dollars.

 

[Storok]

You get one dollar

Puts in 2 euros and 21 cent

 

[Teniwolf]

Out comes a cheap styrofoam plane that is missing its wings.

Inserts one dirty plate.