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The Vending Machine 2000

Kellan Meig'h

Kilted Luthier
You get a mall cop's work shoes, sans odor eaters.

Stuff in an Elazian 1 Crown gold coin
 

Souva

Harmless Hyaenid
The machine, with some reluctance, accepts the coin. It shudders and mechanical grinding is heard as if it were struggling to drop an item, but it abruptly gives way to silence. Impatient now, you rralize with a groan that it had eaten your money!

In your frustration you turn tail and walk away. Sucks for you, because as soon as you leave, it drops as many Snickers as it must have contained into the tray. Must've been a malfunction.

Puts in a quarter on a string with the intent to pull it out.
 

Julen

✮ Banter Squad Member ✮
When you try to pull the quarter out, instead of the coin you get a fish. Why? Hell do i know?!?

Inserts a mini pizza
 

FoxInTheCloset

The Over Caffeinated Vulpine
Dispenses will to live... damn it is expired.

-Insert old Walmart Gift card.
 

Kellan Meig'h

Kilted Luthier
Gets three thousand Wal*Mart cards, good for $0.01 each.

Puts in an Elazian 2 Crown gold coin.
 

Teniwolf

Totally not a major derp...
You get a real King's Crown...from Burger King.

Inserts one squeezed penny with a design on it.
 

TidesofFate

Your friendly neighborhood Executioner
You fall onto Kellan and now your right hand is attached to his left for 6 six days. :p

Places a couple credits in
 

Teniwolf

Totally not a major derp...
It mixes with the oxygen and creates H2O2 which then is sprayed on your face.

Inserts Kermit.
 

Kellan Meig'h

Kilted Luthier
Gets back a fursuit based on that fan-art.

Puts in a plastic coin normally used to teach monitary value.
 

FoxInTheCloset

The Over Caffeinated Vulpine
It dispenses crippling debt.

Inserts some pocket lint.
 

Nemnth

Nemnth Ferheart Dragon
You get angry Russians. I'm not too sure how they correlate, but they just pop out. Have fun!

Puts in a small loan of a million dollars.
 

Storok

670 blp
You get one dollar

Puts in 2 euros and 21 cent
 
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