The Vending Machine 2000

[Closer-To-The-Sun]

You get three street tacos.

Inserts deep fried Twinkie

 

[Teniwolf]

You get 1 diabetus(not diabetes; diabetus).

Inserts picked flower.

 

[Julen]

You get a paper with "get a job hippie" written in big red capital letters


Inserts a coin shaped magnet

 

[Closer-To-The-Sun]

You get nothing, the coin-magnet hybrid is stuck.

Inserts $5 American

 

[Storok]

you get Trump as the next president

puts in a german flag

 

[Storok]

you recieve a lifetime stockpile of ice cream

inserts hydrogen peroxide

 

[Julen]

You get a dr.pepper


Inserts the deez nutz guy

 

[Closer-To-The-Sun]

You get these nuts:

Inserts a whip

 

[Julen]

You get these nuts:

Inserts a whip

(You mean this ones right?

)

 

[Kellan Meig'h]

You get whipped cream. (Don't ask, just put it on your desserts)

Puts in the pull tab from a monster energy drink.

 

[Closer-To-The-Sun]

You get Tab soda.

Inserts a blank DVD

 

[Teniwolf]

You get a full collection of Nicholas Cage movies in Spanish.

Inserts a pine cone.

 

[Helios276]

I did get a Panamanian Quarter from a vending machine WTF was my initial reaction

 

[TidesofFate]

You get a vending machine

Inserts a vending machine

 

[FoxInTheCloset]

You created a black hole.

Inserts hopes and dreams.

 

[Closer-To-The-Sun]

You receive track #087

Inserts meatloaf

 

[FoxInTheCloset]

You get Meatloaf in return

Inserts Canadian $100 (They smell like maple syrup)

 

[Teniwolf]

You get 100 Litres of maple syrup.

Inserts candy.

 

[Zipline]

Angry sewer rats claw their way out and mug you.
Inserts a sand dollar.

 

[Nemnth]

You get a bunch of sand. In your shorts. In your underwear. oh god no... WHYYYY

Puts in cocaine into the machine

 

[Zipline]

A wild mafia member appears shouting a foreign language and hands you plane keys.
Inserts floating gold coins.

 

[Storok]

They float away and nothing happens

inserts the glorious P-38 lightning

 

[Fival]

your transported back in time to WWII

inserts cringe worthy furry memorabilia

 

[TidesofFate]

You run out of good feelings

Inserts Obi-Wan's Jedi robes

 

[FoxInTheCloset]

You get his annoying ghost that now follows you around.

Inserts a magnet

inserts the glorious P-38 lightning

I like your taste sir.