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The Vending Machine 2000

Julen

✮ Banter Squad Member ✮
You get a paper with "get a job hippie" written in big red capital letters


Inserts a coin shaped magnet
 

Storok

670 blp
you get Trump as the next president

puts in a german flag
 

Storok

670 blp
you recieve a lifetime stockpile of ice cream

inserts hydrogen peroxide
 

Julen

✮ Banter Squad Member ✮
You get a dr.pepper


Inserts the deez nutz guy
 

Closer-To-The-Sun

Still figuring it out
You get these nuts:
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Inserts a whip
 

Kellan Meig'h

Kilted Luthier
You get whipped cream. (Don't ask, just put it on your desserts)

Puts in the pull tab from a monster energy drink.
 
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Helios276

Guest
I did get a Panamanian Quarter from a vending machine WTF was my initial reaction
 

FoxInTheCloset

The Over Caffeinated Vulpine
You get Meatloaf in return

Inserts Canadian $100 (They smell like maple syrup)
 

Nemnth

Nemnth Ferheart Dragon
You get a bunch of sand. In your shorts. In your underwear. oh god no... WHYYYY

Puts in cocaine into the machine
 

Storok

670 blp
They float away and nothing happens

inserts the glorious P-38 lightning
 

Fival

Dead Inside
your transported back in time to WWII

inserts cringe worthy furry memorabilia
 
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