The Vending Machine 2000

[Julen]

The vending machine blows up.



Pulls out an m1 garand with a bayonet and starts stabbing the machine repeatedly

 

[Helios276]

Inserts pasta get a splash of Boling hot water (wtf!!!! Kind of vending machine is this, why does this exist?

 

[TidesofFate]

You get a rock and a strap. The rock knocks you away, and the strap sticks your chest to @FoxInTheCloset's for an entire week.

Inserts a Jedi's lightsaber

 

[Closer-To-The-Sun]

You receive Jule's wallet, with the letters "BMF" on it.

Inserts a Comic-Con badge.

 

[Julen]

You just die in terrible pain and suffering.


Inserts jontron

 

[RinkuTheRuffian]

You get Peanut Butter Gamer. (It's always a gamble.)

Inserts a forum moderator that actually knows what the hell they're doing.

 

[Closer-To-The-Sun]

You get Korean spam bots.

Inserts freebies from anime conventions.

 

[Final-Tensai]

You get fan-fiction stories and erotic comics

Puts in scars of life

 

[Closer-To-The-Sun]

You get the Joker asking you, "Do you wanna know how I got these scars?"

Inserts a picture frame.

 

[TidesofFate]

You get AIDS. AIDS = Axe In Desert Sucks

Inserts an Imperial Officer

 

[Closer-To-The-Sun]

You receive a moon. Wait....that's no moon.

Inserts a DVD of Aqua Teen Hunger Force

 

[Kellan Meig'h]

You get a dozen of the latest movies on Blu-Ray but in a foreign language. They are subtitled, though . . . in Ethiopian.

Puts in a $100,000 Monopoly Money bill.

 

[Yukkie]

You get one die.
(I think that's how you'd spell that)

Inserts a peice of glass.

 

[Closer-To-The-Sun]

You get a heart of glass:

Inserts a resume

 

[Zipline]

You get a dozen of the latest movies on Blu-Ray but in a foreign language. They are subtitled, though . . . in Ethiopian.

Puts in a $100,000 Monopoly Money bill.

Are the subtitles a series of clicks?

 

[Kellan Meig'h]

You get a job servicing the Vending Machine 2000. (hint - it's full of icky things)

Puts in a 5 dollar chip from Binion's casino in Las Vegas.

 

[Final-Tensai]

You get a $4 box of candy

Puts in a a Harry Potter book.

 

[Phatcat72]

A little flap opens up on the bottom of the machine and out rolls a bottle of wine, but as you bend over to pick it up Uncle Kage runs by and grabs it.

I put in 1 quarter

 

[TidesofFate]

You get an expired onion ring

Inserts Kylo Ren

 

[Zipline]

You get an expired onion ring

Inserts Kylo Ren

You get a picture of his dead father signed by an ewok.
Inserts a nerf bullet.

 

[Jarren]

You receive a notice that your favorite video game character has been nerfed.

Inserts expired lottery ticket.

 

[FlannelFox]

Bells sound and lights flash as a publisher's clearing house representative hands you a giant cardboard check for $5000. It's expired.
You receive a giant expired check for five grand every week for the rest of your life.

Inserts full cup of coffee.

 

[Simo]

Bells sound and lights flash as a publisher's clearing house representative hands you a giant cardboard check for $5000. It's expired.
You receive a giant expired check for five grand every week for the rest of your life.

Inserts full cup of coffee.

Receives a clone of Walter White.

Inserts a tube of KY Jelly, a trombone and three clowns.

 

[Jarren]

You "receive" a sound that nearly defies comprehension from within the machine. If continues for quite some time...

Some minutes later, it spits out a single red nose.


Inserts life savings.

 

[Final-Tensai]

You get a brand new car.

Inserts a meme about Trump.