Are the subtitles a series of clicks?You get a dozen of the latest movies on Blu-Ray but in a foreign language. They are subtitled, though . . . in Ethiopian.
Puts in a $100,000 Monopoly Money bill.
You get a picture of his dead father signed by an ewok.You get an expired onion ring
Inserts Kylo Ren
Bells sound and lights flash as a publisher's clearing house representative hands you a giant cardboard check for $5000. It's expired.
You receive a giant expired check for five grand every week for the rest of your life.
Inserts full cup of coffee.