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The Vending Machine 2000

Kellan Meig'h

Kilted Luthier
An old Chinese woman comes out of the machine. Despite her speaking in 15th-Century Ming, she seems to be demanding that you buy funky herbal medicine from her.

*Inserts a Nickelback CD*
Gets a nickel back. That's all.

Inserts the sheet music to "Summer Time" by Gershwin.
 

Julen

✮ Banter Squad Member ✮
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*inserts spoicy meme*
 

Julen

✮ Banter Squad Member ✮
You get this FUCKING AWESOME SONG
(i swear i'm listening this at full volume and i feel my ears melting. BUT IT'S WORTHED)

*charges into the machine and stabs it with a bayonet fixed on a m1 garand*
 
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Jarren

You can't just quote yourself! -Me
You get this FUCKING AWESOME SONG
(i swear i'm listening this at full volume and i feel my ears melting. BUT IT'S WORTHED)

*charges into the machine and stabs it with a bayonet fixed on a m1 garand*
Nothing happens for a moment. The lights on the machine flicker briefly. Somehow, you expected more than this. You pull the bayonet from the front of the machine and prepare to stab it again. Before you can, though, the ground begins to tremble. A low rumble comes from within the machine and the lights flicker once more before going dark. The walls are shuddering now. What's that sound? A turbine engine? That's the last thought that passes through your head before the wall collapses beneatht he treads of an M1A2 Abrams.
Congratulations. You have received a:

*Inserts 120mm APFSDS shell into the remnants of the machine.*
 

Julen

✮ Banter Squad Member ✮

Julen

✮ Banter Squad Member ✮
You get a tank.

*inserts profile picture*
 

Yakamaru

Woof? Woof
You get a Corporal. Who have a fetish for Privates. /pun

*Inserts a rusty and old coin*
 

Sparrow-the-Wolfess

Commission Work: Short Story Writer
You get a chibi version of yourself that backup sings for you when you talk.

-Puts in the monies-
 

Yakamaru

Woof? Woof
You get a hug.

*inserts some Coke*
 
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