The Vending Machine 2000

[ChapterAquila92]

You get a hug.

*inserts some Coke*

Your next boxed case of Coke is filled with Pepsi.

*inserts a lust for revenge*

 

[Yakamaru]

Your next boxed case of Coke is filled with Pepsi.

*inserts a lust for revenge*

I like Pepsi as well, so I don't give a shit.

Your lust for revenge quickly and instantly die the moment you see that the game of your dreams is currently in the making.

*Inserts Clicker Heroes*

 

[ChapterAquila92]

I like Pepsi as well, so I don't give a shit.

Your lust for revenge quickly and instantly die the moment you see that the game of your dreams is currently in the making.

*Inserts Clicker Heroes*

You get a cow clicker.

*inserts a propane tank*

 

[SouthTexasSammy]

You get a cow clicker.

*inserts a propane tank*

You get a Hank Hill.

*Inserts a bottle of rum.*

 

[Yakamaru]

Rum goes away, and you get a jar of dirt instead. With a hear inside it.

*inserts Something Something Something Dark Side*

 

[RandomNinja11]

Rum goes away, and you get a jar of dirt instead. With a hear inside it.

*inserts Something Something Something Dark Side*

You get a souvenir Darth Vader mask that is for some reason, shaped like a football

*inserts self*

 

[Jarren]

You get a souvenir Darth Vader mask that is for some reason, shaped like a football

*inserts self*

The machine didn't consent to this. Following an altercation with police and a short stay in prison, you are now obligated to inform all of your neighbors of the special list you are now on. You also receive probation.

*inserts two farthings*

 

[SouthTexasSammy]

The machine didn't consent to this. Following an altercation with police and a short stay in prison, you are now obligated to inform all of your neighbors of the special list you are now on. You also receive probation.

*inserts two farthings*

You are now two farthings short two farthings to buy a real ninja squid. you will have to settle for the knock off Squid Ninja that the machine spits out.

*inserts the D*

 

[Kellan Meig'h]

You are now two farthings short two farthings to buy a real ninja squid. you will have to settle for the knock off Squid Ninja that the machine spits out.

*inserts the D*

You get back several E's, an F and three G's.

Inserts light sabre from the first Star Wars movie.

 

[DizzyDice]

You get a box of original push pops.

-Deposits coins into the machine-

 

[ChapterAquila92]

You get a box of original push pops.

-Deposits coins into the machine-

You get Monopoly money.

*Inserts an alarm clock*

 

[SouthTexasSammy]

You get Monopoly money.

*Inserts an alarm clock*

You get a rather rude wake up call the next morning.

*inserts a vending machine*

 

[Kellan Meig'h]

You get a rather rude wake up call the next morning.

*inserts a vending machine*

Causes a temporal paradox and becomes buried in a mountain of earwax flavored Jelly Bellies.

Puts in a Russian 1 Ruble coin.

 

[SouthTexasSammy]

Vending Machine gets you!

*Puts in Kellan Meig'h*

 

[Kellan Meig'h]

Vending Machine gets you!

*Puts in Kellan Meig'h*

*Reaches through the vending gate and stuffs in an AC Transit bus token from the '60's*
*machine vends the Old Warhorse with a '60's Hippie hairdo and tie dye clothing*

Puts in another bus token