The worst movie you've ever seen

[Conker]

That's actually his best movie, which isn't saying much, but it's still a lot better than bloodrayne and alone in the dark.

Oh man, the Bloodrayne movies are so lulzy bad. At least you can make fun of those while you watch em; they have some use.

"Knowing" starring Nic Cage. I've seen some bad movies, and many of them are of far lesser quality, but they have the redeeming quality of being Grade D Cheese. This movie is just plain bad with no redeeming qualities to support it or make me overlook it.

Hey, I liked that movie! I remember buying it in a two pack that came with Push which is another movie I really like. I was pretty happy, two for the price of one!

 

[ElectricBlue1989]

I really wanted this one to not suck:

That's the TV movie pilot. Since it did suck, it didn't exactly whet my appetite for the TV series itself, which sucked so bad that it only lasted one season. What do you expect from a show whose makers were very close to not having KITT talk at all?

I joke that it was so bad that my recording refused to play it. But what I did see was just disappointing. It's only redeeming factor was the special f/x used to display KITT's indestructibility.

 

[Sar]

Super Mario Bros. Movie... MOTHER OF GOD!!!

 

[Butters Shikkon]

Meet the Spartans: Not funny, had commercials in it even it was a MOVIE, barely an hour long, kinda ugly and the worst offence of all-took 8 bucks outta my wallet that I'll never get back...

 

[Ozriel]

The Last Airbender...in 3D.

 

[davidwells]

Evil Dead, Catwoman and the Spider Man 3 are the worst movies I ever saw.

 

[Kaamos]

scott pilgrim vs the world

 

[Isen]

Probs not the worst but The Invention of Lying was so bad holy shit. It is the least clever, most hamfisted movie I have ever seen.

 

[PenningtontheSkunk]

The fuck is wrong with you? That was like, the best one!

Doc Oc seem silly, I didn't fine him menacing but I give him points for be a empathic villain that all.

 

[Isen]

Trash Humpers.

Just. Ugh.

aw whaaat

MAKE IT MAKE IT DON'T FAKE IT

 

[Bread]

Uh, Trash Humpers was amazing, a fucking masterpiece and to say otherwise should be a crime punishable by death!

ART, IT'S PURE ART
[video=youtube;1W7u_MQ9VPM]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1W7u_MQ9VPM[/video]

also, I saw the trailer for Ted and without even watching it I could tell it's the worst movie ever made.

 

[Sauvignon]

Red Riding Hood was pretty fucking bad.

 

[Stratto the Hawk]

Hey, I liked that movie! I remember buying it in a two pack that came with Push which is another movie I really like. I was pretty happy, two for the price of one!

Spoiler: the plot of Knowing

Knowing: If the surprise twist ending had actually been developed in any way, it would have been a halfway decent movie. I actually thought the idea of the Adam and Eve story just being one of many alien seedings of the human race across many planets to be intriguing to say the least. As it is though, it's a mediocre "end of the world" plot with a twist that could have done with a less abrupt introduction right before the end of the film. I guess it's more a problem with pacing and structure than with the plot itself, but the movie really suffers as a result.

Probs not the worst but The Invention of Lying was so bad holy shit. It is the least clever, most hamfisted movie I have ever seen.

My biggest complaint with that movie is that it doesn't bother being subtle with it's message. I can appreciate a film for having something to say, even if I don't agree, but when the only other way you could be less subtle is to put on the box "It's a film about how God is a steaming pile of bullshit," there's a problem.

Side note: Did I mention that I damn near fell asleep watching the first Transformers movie? Twice no less? A movie actually has to work hard to manage something like that.

 

[SnowKachu]

Well everyone on the Scifi channel is bad but Sharkdapuss is terrible lol.

 

[Pine]

Has anybody here seen Troll Hunter? It seems to get a lot of hate for the budget, cheap cgi, and not being in English, but I think it's pretty good and worth the watch.

 

[SnowKachu]

You mean the "THEY ATE HIM AND NOW THEY ARE GOING TO EAT ME OH MYYY GOOOOODDD" guy x3

 

[meh_is_all]

The last unicorn and supershark. They basically had no plot and the worst animation and special effects I've ever seen.

 

[Conker]

scott pilgrim vs the world

Must be nice only watching amazing movies all the time.

 

[Fallowfox]

'ankle biters'

The director acted as the lone-hero type, who goes around beating up dwarven vampires for little apparant reason. The whole thing is shot on a very poor quality camera that is sometimes placed behind a car windscreen, so that the view is distorted.

 

[GigaFox]

Street Fighter! <--- Worst movie ever! It was a huggggeeeee let down.

Also Dragon Ball. (wasn't horrible, but it was not good as it should have been)

 

[The Wretched Automatons]

Probably the film that's left me feeling sourest after finishing it was Sucker Punch. It really, really, really irritated me. The theme of escapism is not enough to justify the fact that every fight scene that ever took place had absolutely zero relevance to the overall plot. It was a stupid movie trying its hardest to disguise itself as a smart movie and I just felt insulted.

 

[rafacarrilho]

It HAS to be Serbian Film (beware, its a VERY disturbing film) because when i started seeing it i didnt understood, but once it started, i was CRYING for it to stop

 

[Zaedrin]

Battlefield: Earth. How any rational, fucking chemically-balanced human being that could possibly write a screenplay so mind-shatteringly retarded and see to it that it becomes a feature film will forever elude me. Whoever wrote that phlegmy, worm-choked heap of ratshit and horse offal deserves to be beaten senseless with the stupid stick.

 

[Zaedrin]

It HAS to be Serbian Film (beware, its a VERY disturbing film) because when i started seeing it i didnt understood, but once it started, i was CRYING for it to stop

Never seen it, but I know enough about it to NEVER SEE IT. Same goes for that abominable Human Centipede series. I'm thinking of putting "kick Tom Six right in the balls" on my bucket list, the jackass...

But for the record, I will say that I love The Human Centipede series because it reminds me of a happier time in my life when there was no such thing as the Human Centipede series.

 

[PsychicOtter]

Freddie got Fingered is widely thought of as one of the worst movies of all time, and rightfully so. Birdemic is also pretty horrid.