Dude this is a furry forum, hardly anyone's lost their virginity here. Folks are just staying real that's all.
I lost a 3DS that was given to me as a Christmas present. I also lost the game that was in it at the time plus some selfies I made trying to track my workout progress... in 3D! The game was WWE All Stars which isn't a great wrestling game (the ring doesn't even react to slams and the ropes don't move, how the fuck do you justify that when even 16 bit wrestling games had bouncing ropes?!) but the story modes were really nicely put together.
So then I bought another 3DS, this one had Mario & Luigi Dream Team pre-installed. I didn't really get that far into the game before that one got bricked somehow, so I used the warranty and sent it in, bought yet another 3DS (the NES themed one, my personal fav out of all of them) and waited on the other one to come back so I could sell it or trade it for something. Of course it would be returned without the fucking game on it.
Also when I pre-ordered Resident Evil 6 I lost the free-DLC I was supposed to get because not a single code the folks at EB Games gave me worked. They blamed Capcom. Considering everything else Capcom fucked up about the development, release and promotion of that game, I'm apt to believe them. Said DLC turned out to be worth .99 cents on the PSN store, and that might have been a mae culpa from Capcom trying to recoup losses/fan support for the game but still, I put myself through all that for a dollar.
I spent more on that than time and gas trying to resolve that problem.