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things you just dont understand

Bonobosoph

4 hands good 2 hands bad ;)
I've been slowly building up skill when it comes to stories, I was awful a few years back, now I'm semi-decent, but still only in story telling stage. I tend to ver describe things, so I havr to try my best not to make it like My Immortal with the descriptions xD. It's much easier when I'm writing for myself, but there's more pressure when it's for someone else in particular. Though this time it's not too bad since I've got my own character in it, that was the recipients idea btw.
 

Kazolas

Member
and fingering me will be difficult

And freshly cut nails may have really sharp edges. Your choice~~~
Anyway, I remember growing out just my pinky nail until it was like a centimeter long and then I would take scissors to shape it like a /\. I had a shank on my own pinky. Ahhh middle school. Those days were interesting (and terrible).
Thing I don't understand #2: Pinky Nail Shanks
 

Mikazuki Marazhu

I hate you all
So here I am browsing furry porn again and I stumbled upon an awesome comic called Love Mechanic.
It was all so good until the inevitable came where Tom shoot his load inside Ena. Ena commented "My stomach... It's hot from his load.."

I never really thought about the temperature of jizz so I have to find out badly. I waited for Carl to come home from work, I demanded we have sex dispite his objections saying he's tired.

After the inevitable came, I discovered how remotely far jizz is from being warm (I know that burning feeling at my butt has nothing to do with his jizz) and I came to the conclusion that that the concept is made up by furfags like myself who enjoys the thought of being injected with supercharged semen
 

Parasoul

done with ur ****
So here I am browsing furry porn again and I stumbled upon an awesome comic called Love Mechanic.
It was all so good until the inevitable came where Tom shoot his load inside Ena. Ena commented "My stomach... It's hot from his load.."

I never really thought about the temperature of jizz so I have to find out badly. I waited for Carl to come home from work, I demanded we have sex dispite his objections saying he's tired.

After the inevitable came, I discovered how remotely far jizz is from being warm (I know that burning feeling at my butt has nothing to do with his jizz) and I came to the conclusion that that the concept is made up by furfags like myself who enjoys the thought of being injected with supercharged semen

my manjuice has been warm from fapping before
 

jtrekkie

Feathered
QUOTE=FenrirDarkWolf;5012]How the littlest words can make me depressed so easily.[/QUOTE]
Me too.


Fun fact: the average core body temperature of a dog is 101° F.

And before anyone asks I haven't been messing with that bodily fluid. It's a long story but I live a long way from nowhere and she was fevered and there was an abcess and blood and and and and never again.
 

Fallowfox

Are we moomin, or are we dancer?
A user messaged me to ask whether I could prove that existence is real. This assumes the null hypothesis that existence is illusory [I would argue that's a paradox- because it implies the existence of illusion and a subject to be deluded, but I digress]

The same user later told me that I 'can't discredit the existence of God [because it is unfalsifiable] '.

I'm confused, because these two null hypotheses are incompatible. To assume God exists assumes there is existence, but they earlier demanded that we start from the position that there isn't such a thing as existence.


So here I am browsing furry porn again and I stumbled upon an awesome comic called Love Mechanic.
It was all so good until the inevitable came where Tom shoot his load inside Ena. Ena commented "My stomach... It's hot from his load.."

I never really thought about the temperature of jizz so I have to find out badly. I waited for Carl to come home from work, I demanded we have sex dispite his objections saying he's tired.

After the inevitable came, I discovered how remotely far jizz is from being warm (I know that burning feeling at my butt has nothing to do with his jizz) and I came to the conclusion that that the concept is made up by furfags like myself who enjoys the thought of being injected with supercharged semen


I don't know about Carl, but my semen is warm.

Semen should be cooler than body temperature, but warmer than room temperature. I imagine it's somewhere between 27 and 37C, because semen is a mixture between fluids stored at 27C in the testes, and fluids from the body proper- which we can assume are close to 37C.
 
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Bonobosoph

4 hands good 2 hands bad ;)
I don't ever recall having a hot stomach from my BF's stuff, wth. What is it with comics bending all the rules with stuff like that?? XP
It's like Mills and Boon books banging on about wombs all the time, just stop it the womb has fuck all to do with intercourse itself.
 

Fallowfox

Are we moomin, or are we dancer?
I don't ever recall having a hot stomach from my BF's stuff, wth. What is it with comics bending all the rules with stuff like that?? XP
It's like Mills and Boon books banging on about wombs all the time, just stop it the womb has fuck all to do with intercourse itself.

Oh baby, I'm so into your womb.

WOOOMMMBBBB
 

Bonobosoph

4 hands good 2 hands bad ;)
Nuuuuuuuuuuu
 

Bonobosoph

4 hands good 2 hands bad ;)
That's like summat I'd say to someone. XP
 

Bonobosoph

4 hands good 2 hands bad ;)
The climate is so wack lately I can imagine a heatwave happening in February two weeks after a blizzard.
 

Simo

Professional Watermelon Farmer
Ugg boots.
 

Fallowfox

Are we moomin, or are we dancer?
The climate is so wack lately I can imagine a heatwave happening in February two weeks after a blizzard.

Climate and weather are different things, but on the subject...


The Foehn effect can suddenly raise temperatures by 10s of C in a very short timescale, when moist air passes over a mountain range, drops its load and then descends and warms rapidly, because of its lower heat capacity.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Foehn_wind


In Southern Poland the foehn effect can turn a winter blizzard into a 20C day in the middle of February. Similar things can happen adjacent to mountain ranges the world over.
 

Bonobosoph

4 hands good 2 hands bad ;)
I know they're different, but doesn't freak weather happen as a result of a shifting climate?
 
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