things you just dont understand

[FurryFoxFriend]

I don't understand why poeple don't turn off their phones when they go to sleep. (Unless they are waiting for an important call or something.)
And then they complain about a message or call waking them up.

I would but I use mine as an alarm clock.

 

[Aleu]

I don't understand why people draw their fursona in random, non-sexual situations and they are at peak arousal (males have boners, females are dripping wet).

I don't...

why?

At least have them masturbating or something.

 

[Fallowfox]

I don't understand why people draw their fursona in random, non-sexual situations and they are at peak arousal (males have boners, females are dripping wet).

I don't...

why?

At least have them masturbating or something.

Okay, I burst out laughing here.

 

[Falafox]

I don't understand why people draw their fursona in random, non-sexual situations and they are at peak arousal (males have boners, females are dripping wet)

Almost all men have "surprise" boners, happens all the time, you know'.

I'll shut up now.

 

[Kitsune Cross]

I don't understand why people draw their fursona in random, non-sexual situations and they are at peak arousal (males have boners, females are dripping wet).

I don't...

why?

At least have them masturbating or something.

Cause furries are horny 100% of the time, and masturbating in random non-sexual situations may make it more ackward

 

[Aleu]

Almost all men have "surprise" boners, happens all the time, you know'.

I'll shut up now.

Well I know that but there's not even that in context. No embarrassment or a note in the artists' note section. It's just like "What up, I got a big cock"

 

[Misomie]

Why my boyfriend wants me to drink. :/

I'm a straight-edge and I'm naturally relaxed, and often under a natural high. There is no reason for me to drink except literally pour money down the drain. It's expensive and has no use except to drink. :/

 

[BigwiggingAround]

I don't understand what's so great about the Fender Precision. I guess it's a decent guitar and not too costly (though Fender wants $1500 for some models), but I don't understand why absolutely ever bass player and their grandma uses one. They're pretty unspectacular imho, and you can't do much with them sound wise.

 

[sniperfreak223]

I don't understand what's so great about the Fender Precision. I guess it's a decent guitar and not too costly (though Fender wants $1500 for some models), but I don't understand why absolutely ever bass player and their grandma uses one. They're pretty unspectacular imho, and you can't do much with them sound wise.

I also never got the Fender thing. I've yet to play any Fender (guitar or bass) that I actually liked. But then again, I play BC Rich, so in the "guitar community",my opinion is invalid.

 

[jorinda]

I would but I use mine as an alarm clock.

My super-cheap old mobile phone works as an alarm clock if I just set a time and then turn it off. Please don't tell me modern 500$ smartphones can't do that.

 

[Batty Krueger]

The person that started a fight with me at Disneyland tonight because of the shirt I was wearing.
I feel bad because I fucked him up in front of his wife and kids in front of the Pirates of the Caribbean ride and I got arrested by Disneyland police. If he had kept his mouth shut Id still have a shirt and he wouldn't have a busted ass face.

Disneyland police are fucking assholes, ive delt with LAPD before and they were cupcakes compared to Disneyland popos. Disneyland can go fuck themselves. Fucking cunt buckets.

 

[BRN]

The person that started a fight with me at Disneyland tonight because of the shirt I was wearing.
I feel bad because I fucked him up in front of his wife and kids in front of the Pirates of the Caribbean ride and I got arrested by Disneyland police. If he had kept his mouth shut Id still have a shirt and he wouldn't have a busted ass face.

Disneyland police are fucking assholes, ive delt with LAPD before and they were cupcakes compared to Disneyland popos. Disneyland can go fuck themselves. Fucking cunt buckets.

Proud of you <:

 

[Butters Shikkon]

The person that started a fight with me at Disneyland tonight because of the shirt I was wearing.
I feel bad because I fucked him up in front of his wife and kids in front of the Pirates of the Caribbean ride and I got arrested by Disneyland police. If he had kept his mouth shut Id still have a shirt and he wouldn't have a busted ass face.

Disneyland police are fucking assholes, ive delt with LAPD before and they were cupcakes compared to Disneyland popos. Disneyland can go fuck themselves. Fucking cunt buckets.

And what shirt was that?

 

[Fallowfox]

People start fights over shirts...?

 

[sniperfreak223]

Yes...I'm a metal head, and thus I own a lot of shirts that feature graphic imagery and prominent use of profanity, and I get hostility all the time about them...but it's all good, I'm basically a vampire that feeds off of negative energy.

 

[Rassah]

Guy goes out with girl.
Guy cheats on girl with othergirl.
Girl gets pissed at othergirl for "trying to steal her man."

Dafuk did othergirl do? Wasn't it the guy's fault for doing the cheating? I don't get that.

 

[Fallowfox]

Guy goes out with girl.
Guy cheats on girl with othergirl.
Girl gets pissed at othergirl for "trying to steal her man."

Dafuk did othergirl do? Wasn't it the guy's fault for doing the cheating? I don't get that.

I suspect it is a stabler gene strategy.

From the genes in the woman's point of view the imperative is to maximise their relative success in reproduction compared with other genes, which is most easily achieved by addressing the actions of exclusive competitors, rather than 'admitting defeat' in the competition for the resource [the man] and having to search for another, who isn't guaranteed to turn up.

 

[TheMetalVelocity]

Guy goes out with girl.
Guy cheats on girl with othergirl.
Girl gets pissed at othergirl for "trying to steal her man."

Dafuk did othergirl do? Wasn't it the guy's fault for doing the cheating? I don't get that.

I always thought of the same thing.

 

[Aleu]

Guy goes out with girl.
Guy cheats on girl with othergirl.
Girl gets pissed at othergirl for "trying to steal her man."

Dafuk did othergirl do? Wasn't it the guy's fault for doing the cheating? I don't get that.

Depends. Does othergirl know he's with someone? If so then yes, othergirl should get her shit slapped (though not as much as the guy)

 

[Fallowfox]

Thermodynamics again, apparently, and then I thought I understood complex numbers but the rug's been pulled from beneath me again.

 

[Inpw]

Why I have to remove 16 screws to remove a plastic cover that is connected to the air filter with another weird plastic thing below that just to reach the spark plugs in my car if I want to service it myself...

 

[Fallowfox]

I don't want this to be one of those 'I think x is gross comments'.

I do not understand the frequency of people I have come across at university who have confessed to have fetishes for strangling people. It just stuck out as something curious to me; when people get drunk and end up blabbering on about this kind of thing I've rarely heard people say 'yeah I'm into handcuffs' or some such thing; there is an inexplicable probability of the next drunken student admitting they like to choke people.

Perhaps the random sample of students I've gotten drunk and chatted about the nasty with has not been a representative sample.

 

[Lobar]

Why I have to remove 16 screws to remove a plastic cover that is connected to the air filter with another weird plastic thing below that just to reach the spark plugs in my car if I want to service it myself...

Precisely so you have to take it in and will pay the dealership more money for them to fix it for you. Also to increase the billable labor hours.

All hail the gloriously efficient free market!

 

[Rassah]

I do not understand the frequency of people I have come across at university who have confessed to have fetishes for strangling people.

Maybe it's an Oxford thing?

Precisely so you have to take it in and will pay the dealership more money for them to fix it for you. Also to increase the billable labor hours.

All hail the gloriously efficient free market!

Maybe those screws are there because someone got hurt changing something in there, and government slapped down some regulations forcing car companies to "protect" their customers.

All hail the gloriously inefficient regulations that assume everyone is equally incompetent!

 

[Batty Krueger]

And what shirt was that?

Look up bad religion crossbuster