things you just dont understand

[Aleu]

I'm still not getting it. Most of Christ's teachings would be considered liberal.

 

[TheMetalVelocity]

I'm still not getting it. Most of Christ's teachings would be considered liberal.

The black jesus on the front page is fucking hilarious, and I thought liberals hated christians, so it's kind of funny to see a page like that.

 

[Aleu]

The black jesus on the front page is fucking hilarious, and I thought liberals hated christians, so it's kind of funny to see a page like that.

Liberals don't hate Christians. They never have. That's just conservative bullshit (like they don't spout enough of it). There are some that do but it's not a pre-requisite to being a liberal.

And, yeah Jesus was dark skinned. I don't think outright black but uhm, yeah he was Arabic. It's kinda sad people don't really think about this and just assume white.

 

[Falafox]

Liberals don't hate Christians. They never have. That's just conservative bullshit (like they don't spout enough of it). There are some that do but it's not a pre-requisite to being a liberal.

And, yeah Jesus was dark skinned. I don't think outright black but uhm, yeah he was Arabic. It's kinda sad people don't really think about this and just assume white.

Well, you learn something everyday, or at least I learnt what was covered by the church.

 

[Misomie]

Today I was over at a family friend's house to clean. Her daughter had a little son walking around. The husband of the son's grandma commented when I'll be having my own. I was all, "what?" I didn't even link the question to having my own kid until his wife told him not to even wish that upon me because I'm not even 20 yet. Why do people even ask about that kind of thing? I mean, seriously? I'm not married (and I won't be for awhile) and I'll never even think about having a kid outside of wedlock. But still, do I look like I want a baby?!

 

[Lobar]

Liberals don't hate Christians. They never have. That's just conservative bullshit (like they don't spout enough of it). There are some that do but it's not a pre-requisite to being a liberal.

I'd go so far to say that making a point of being a dick to someone just for being Christian correlates more with being a reddit lolbertarian.

 

[Batty Krueger]

How digital took over vinyl.
Vinyl sounds so much better.

 

[Fallowfox]

The races of North Africa and the Middle East, I think, include a mixture of skin colours, so Jesus could have been any of a variety of colours, not that it would matter.

 

[TheMetalVelocity]

The races of North Africa and the Middle East, I think, include a mixture of skin colours, so Jesus could have been any of a variety of colours, not that it would matter.

I just think it's funny how people make him out to be either black or white, and of course the liberal site makes him out to be black. It's like people never even seen him before and they just portray him as the same race as they are or want him to be. I would say, if jesus did exist, he would most likely look middle-eastern, which is clearly obvious. Why can't people just go with that? It makes no sense to portray him as a white or a black man, especially considering where jesus was supposedly born and raised.

 

[RedLeFrench]

Why can't people just go with that? It makes no sense to portray him as a white or a black man, especially considering where jesus was supposedly born and raised.

I can't read this sentence without having the Fresh Prince of Bel Air theme song play out in my head and now I imagine Jesus to be like a pimpy Will Smith... If there's a Hell, I guess I've earned myself a ticket ♪

 

[Misomie]

I just think it's funny how people make him out to be either black or white, and of course the liberal site makes him out to be black. It's like people never even seen him before and they just portray him as the same race as they are or want him to be. I would say, if jesus did exist, he would most likely look middle-eastern, which is clearly obvious. Why can't people just go with that? It makes no sense to portray him as a white or a black man, especially considering where jesus was supposedly born and raised.

Artistic liberty. They can portray him as a Native American if they wanted and I wouldn't care.

 

[Carnau]

The Byzantines just couldn't accept a world where their leader wasn't light skinned and blue eyed.

 

[Lisko]

What I really should do with my life. I still can't get over the fact that I'm a living, breathing human being, just one of the billions. Nobody really cares, honestly, but I care. And I have no idea.

 

[Aleu]

But still, do I look like I want a baby?!

If you have a vagina then you always look like you want a baby.

I just think it's funny how people make him out to be either black or white, and of course the liberal site makes him out to be black. It's like people never even seen him before and they just portray him as the same race as they are or want him to be. I would say, if jesus did exist, he would most likely look middle-eastern, which is clearly obvious. Why can't people just go with that? It makes no sense to portray him as a white or a black man, especially considering where jesus was supposedly born and raised.

Not quite so obvious. It depends on his parent's lineage as well (discounting God). Course without his skeleton determining that would be a pain in the ass.

 

[Fallowfox]

God doesn't have a genome, being immaterial. Ergo Jesus was haploid, much like some kind of a male honey bee. :V

 

[Aleu]

God doesn't have a genome, being immaterial. Ergo Jesus was haploid, much like some kind of a male honey bee. :V

Beesus

 

[KAS3519]

I don't understand how people comfortably sleep in class.
I used to sleep a lot in my second period, but then I had the thought that I might talk in my sleep and say one of my deepest secrets... *shudders*

 

[Kitsune Cross]

How can I be a good person and an asshole, sometimes I'm both at the same time

 

[Fallowfox]

Beesus

Blessed are the bee-keepers.

 

[Machine]

Beesus

Father, Son, Honey Ghost.

 

[Inignem]

I dont understand nothing about the universe that surrounds us. i just know a list of correlations I supposte to be true since they can be tested, but I ignore the mechanisms that make the world move.

 

[KAS3519]

I don't understand conversations. I just end up standing there awkwardly for like 30 minutes with another person until one of us has to go.

 

[Kitsune Cross]

I don't understand conversations. I just end up standing there awkwardly for like 30 minutes with another person until one of us has to go.

Conversating with the right people it's the best thing ever, a 30 minutes conversation can do a dramatic change in your life

 

[sniperfreak223]

Conversating with the right people it's the best thing ever, a 30 minutes conversation can do a dramatic change in your life

Agreed. Conversations depend on the people involved...but with that said, I'm more of a listener than a talker in most cases, unless I can actually contribute something of worth to the conversation.

 

[RedLeFrench]

Agreed. Conversations depend on the people involved...but with that said, I'm more of a listener than a talker in most cases, unless I can actually contribute something of worth to the conversation.

Same thing, except people usually view me more as Silent Bob : can not say a word throughout a whole conversation and then surprise everyone with the sentence (either a bad joke or something quite deep). But in general I suck at conversations if it doesn't involve journalism or gaming ^^'