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Faustus

Well-Known Member
It's song time! Give us the title or lyrics from a song that would have been a guaranteed failure!

You can make up your own, or adapt the title or lyrics of an existing song.

Example:

Sad boys, sad boys, whatcha gonna do?
Whatcha gonna do when we comfort you?
 

Vic

Im ScaratheWolf's Younger Sis
Who frickn crossed the wire?
Who Frickn crossed the wire
it was me who frickn crossed the wire
(Look up who set the world on fire)
 

Mambi

Fun loving kitty cat
Yiff me, yiff me, take me in your paws now,
Hold me close, and never let me goooo...

I can feel your, fur against my bo-dy,
Are you furry...now I knoooow!
 
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Vic

Im ScaratheWolf's Younger Sis
Im getting dumped on a train

(Every time he says "getting drunk on a plane" replace it with that^)
 

Faustus

Well-Known Member
There's an Audioslave song called 'Virus', and for years I was convinced that the chorus went:
'Arrrrrrr! I am a pirate!'

Apparently, it's 'Ahhhh, I am a virus'

My version is better.

Another alternative: Arrrrrrgh! I have a virus!
 

Mambi

Fun loving kitty cat
Dyslexic Eminem "Rap Dog":

Woof, woof bark, bark bark, growl bark, bark-bark,
Woof woof woof, bark, grrrrr.....

<gestuculating wildly as the music speeds up>
Woofwoofbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkwoofwoofwoofwoofwoofwoofwoof,woofbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkwoofwoofwoofwoofwoofwoofwoof,woofbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkwoofwoofwoofwoofwoofwoofwoof,woofbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkwoofwoofwoofwoofwoofwoofwoofwoofwoofbarkbarkbarkbarkWoofwoofbarkbarkbarkbark...
 

ssaannttoo

Joy Boi
Im all about the bass bout the bass no Tremble
 
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Chad Firepaws

I simp for Corporate
OwO

furry edition is so much better.
YOU GOT YIFFED IN THE FACE
ALL OVER THE PLACE
BENCHING SUBBY OTTERS LIKE I'M LIFTING WEIGHTS

WE WILL WE WILL (redacted)
WE WILL WE WILL (redacted)
 

Minerva_Minx

Explosion loving skooma cat
O-M-G, look at that thread.

Baby Tap That - Sir Fix-a-Lot
 

Mambi

Fun loving kitty cat
<Gangsta-fur, nothing but a slow bass and lots of catgirls in bikinis posing>

<boom boom> ...Uh....yeah...
<boom boom> 'Nippin all night with my fly kitties...
<boom boom> ...Uh...yeah...
<boom boom> ...Rollin in the furpile, yiffin' yolo.
 

Fallowfox

Are we moomin, or are we dancer?
Dirty stinking base

>> Dirty stinking arse

This is the genuine chorus to Dizee Rascal's 'Bassline junkie' by the way:

"Big dirty stinking base, dirty stinking base
Big dirty stinking base, dirty, dirty stinking-
Big dirty stinking base, dirty stinking base
Big dirty stinking base, base, base, base, base"
 

Faustus

Well-Known Member
Big ol' sponge, won't you come,
And wash it down the drain,
Big ol' sponge, won't you come, won't you come?
 

Raever

Chaotic Neutral Wreckage
I gotta dig into the recesses of my teen years to find this one.
But basically this entire song - I cringe at it but also can't not enjoy the ridiculousness of it when it's playing.

Warning: Suggestive Lyrics, listen with caution!
 
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