Ugly people don't completely exist.

[Elessara]

I stated the obvious by saying DD was indeed very pretty. What, am I around to judge everybody else's looks all of a sudden?

Apparently. SO JUDGE US ALMIGHTY GIBBY. WHO IS THE UGLIEST OF THEM ALL?

 

[Dragonfurry]

I stated the obvious by saying DD was indeed very pretty. What, am I around to judge everybody else's looks all of a sudden?

I just want opnions from people on here. I personally (even though this may sound weird which it is) wanna rip my own face off and get a different one.

 

[Schwimmwagen]

Apparently. SO JUDGE US ALMIGHTY GIBBY. WHO IS THE UGLIEST OF THEM ALL?

MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

 

[Dragonfurry]

MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

I will be the judge of that show us a photo of you.

 

[Schwimmwagen]

I will be the judge of that show us a photo of you.

Sorry, but I don't even know you.

 

[Dragonfurry]

Sorry, but I don't even know you.

You could try to get to know me.

 

[Schwimmwagen]

You could try to get to know me.

No.

 

[Ad Hoc]

I stated the obvious by saying DD was indeed very pretty. What, am I around to judge everybody else's looks all of a sudden?

But

You're gay and English

How could you not be an authority on tastes and aesthetics? Are you telling me that Hollywood cliches are untrue?

 

[dinosaurdammit]

i am the ugliest

as proof here is my buttface

 

[Schwimmwagen]

i am the ugliest

as proof here is my buttface

Adorable.

 

[Neuron]

I would go into a thing about me being ugly like the typical insecure furry but some random guy on the bus called me cute the other day.

I also realized guys keep offering me drugs because I have tits.

So now I'm not too sure about that.

 

[Heimdal]

I am pretty sure ugliness is not based in scientific fact. What the fuck is the point of this thread? Obvious revealation is obvious. You figure this stuff out when your age is still in the single digits.

This is stupid. But don't worry, "stupid" isnt scientific fact either. Feces doesnt have brains, so compared to feces this thread is all very smart. :V

 

[Elessara]

These are the only pics I have availible for the furry public.

http://sfw.furaffinity.net/view/3105863/
http://sfw.furaffinity.net/view/4720740

 

[dinosaurdammit]

I would go into a thing about me being ugly like the typical insecure furry but some random guy on the bus called me cute the other day.

I also realized guys keep offering me drugs because I have tits.

So now I'm not too sure about that.

i am flatchested and was offered all the time your argument is moot

 

[Schwimmwagen]

i am flatchested and was offered all the time your argument is moot

BECAUSE YOU HAVE A BAGINA.

j/k

 

[Neuron]

i am flatchested and was offered all the time your argument is moot

one time I got out of bed too enthusiastically and hit myself in the face with my tit. Anything you say after this point is irrelevant. :V

 

[Schwimmwagen]

one time I got out of bed too enthusiastically and hit myself in the face with my tit. Anything you say after this point is irrelevant. :V

I got into bed too enthusiastically and sat on my nuts.

That shit REALLY hurts.

 

[Elessara]

one time I got out of bed too enthusiastically and hit myself in the face with my tit. Anything you say after this point is irrelevant. :V

Oh gawd, have you ever rolled over too fast and wound up squishing one boob inbetween your other boob and your body? Fuck that hurts so goddamn much. >:{

 

[Schwimmwagen]

Any guys ever kick themselves in the nuts?

Just remember, whenever you're on a trampoline, don't jump up and land on your back with you legs half-crossed, especially if you're the flexible type.

 

[Neuron]

I got into bed too enthusiastically and sat on my nuts.

That shit REALLY hurts.

I feel bad for snickering when my boyfriend does this. Also I felt terrible when I sat in his lap too hard once and I crushed his nuts. :c I was all, "NOOO I NEED THOSE WORKING."

Oh gawd, have you ever rolled over too fast and wound up squishing one boob inbetween your other boob and your body? Fuck that hurts so goddamn much. >:{

You feel my pain.

This is also why I don't jog.

I should have a wrestling move called The Juggernaut where I slam people in the face with my tits.

 

[Elessara]

Any guys ever kick themselves in the nuts?

Just remember, whenever you're on a trampoline, don't jump up and land on your back with you legs half-crossed, especially if you're the flexible type.

This is quite painful for females as well. Maybe not as painful but it still makes you want to just sit for a sec and say SONMABISH. >_<

This is also why I don't jog.

A'men.

 

[dinosaurdammit]

hey guys

back on topic? U G L Y YOU AINT GOT NO ALABY YOU UGLY YEA YEA YOU UGLY

 

[Mentova]

Not true. I am ugly. :C

 

[Schwimmwagen]

Not true. I am ugly. :C

You are attractive to me.


*swishes crop*

 

[thewall]

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. that is all I can say.