Users VS Staff Members (Ver. 2)

[Erix]

Its probably the stupid spelling. Thats the way you were made >:I

4857

Alr case closed, you were an imposter. My mom can’t make snarky remarks, and whenever she insults me, she insults me in khmer! xd

and wait a second.. Hey! I like how my names spelled >:c u just jelly that ur name is Santo. What kind of bootleg name, sounds like a dollar store Santa >:]

4858!

 

[ssaannttoo]

*Pulls out cane*

4859

 

[Erix]

Uh oh

*gets flashbacks to a belt*

im outta here!

*scrambles out of the vicinity*

4860!?

 

[ssaannttoo]

COME BACK HERE YOUNG MAN

4861

 

[Erix]

*calls out behind me*

Hahaha! Come chase after me old man if you even can! That’s what you needed the cane for right? To help you walk! x)

4862!

 

[ssaannttoo]

*calls out behind me*

Hahaha! Come chase after me old man if you even can! That’s what you needed the cane for right? To help you walk! x)

4862!

*Flashes back to the world war*

*Holds cane like a javelin and throws it. It sails in the air for a minute before hitting you in the back of the head*

4863

 

[Erix]

*Flashes back to the world war*

*Holds cane like a javelin and throws it. It sails in the air for a minute before hitting you in the back of the head*

4863

Hahaha! That dumb Santos never gonna catch up to m-

*feels a sharp object hit me in the back of the head*

*falls on the ground*

Oof... What the...

*sees the cane beside me*

oh you’ve gotta be joking with me...

*blacks out*

4864... zzzz

 

[ssaannttoo]

Hahaha! That dumb Santos never gonna catch up to m-

*feels a sharp object hit me in the back of the head*

*falls on the ground*

Oof... What the...

*sees the cane beside me*

oh you’ve gotta be joking with me...

*blacks out*

4864... zzzz

*Chuckles, dragging you back home, tying you to a chair*

4867

 

[Erix]

*Chuckles, dragging you back home, tying you to a chair*

4867

YOOO THIS LOOKIN KINDA SUS SANTO LOL

4868! =3

 

[Erix]

I wonder what’s in store for me? HmmMMmmM

4869!

 

[ssaannttoo]

You're my child... not that

*Bonks*

4870

 

[Erix]

oh riiiight, forgot about that part of the story whoops! Must’ve slipped from my mind for a sec literally heh

4871!

 

[Erix]

*I wake up in what seems to be a basement*

What the hell? Where am I??

*I try to get up but feel the resistance of rope on me. I’m tied up*

Shit...

YO SANTO?? YOU HERE? ANYONE?

a little help here TwT

4872!

 

[ssaannttoo]

*I wake up in what seems to be a basement*

What the hell? Where am I??

*I try to get up but feel the resistance of rope on me. I’m tied up*

Shit...

YO SANTO?? YOU HERE? ANYONE?

a little help here TwT

4872!

Shoulda thought about that before insulting your poor motha

4873

 

[Erix]

Shoulda thought about that before insulting your poor motha

4873

She’s not my mom, YOURE not my mom, ur all fakes! I don’t know what you’re trying to accomplish here, but whatever it is, it’s not going to work! Hmph!

4874!

 

[ssaannttoo]

She’s not my mom, YOURE not my mom, ur all fakes! I don’t know what you’re trying to accomplish here, but whatever it is, it’s not going to work! Hmph!

4874!

Now little shnookims

*Sits on your lap*

4875

 

[Erix]

Now little shnookims

*Sits on your lap*

4875

EEEEE get off me!

*rocks the chair I’m in violently*

gah! I said let me go! My friends... they’re going to see somethings up! If you don’t let me go, they’re gonna do something for sure, I just know it!

4876!

 

[ssaannttoo]

EEEEE get off me!

*rocks the chair I’m in violently*

gah! I said let me go! My friends... they’re going to see somethings up! If you don’t let me go, they’re gonna do something for sure, I just know it!

4876!

*Leans in, whispering into your ear*

Maybe.. but if you want out, you gotta call me mommy

4877

 

[Erix]

*Leans in, whispering into your ear*

Maybe.. but if you want out, you gotta call me mommy

4877

EWWW NO! Absolutely not! Never! This... this is madness! SOMEBODYS GOTTA BE WALKING BESIDE THIS HOUSE! SOMEBODY SAVE ME!!

*pssst @Fcomega121 or maybe @Tacoshark a little help here TwT*

4878! xd

 

[ssaannttoo]

Daw come on. Indulge me once~

4879

 

[Erix]

Daw come on. Indulge me once~

4879

*this game continues on for hours. Me stubbornly not wanting to say it, and Santo never leaving till I did. Eventually, I broke*

GUHHHHH FINE!

FINE FINE FINE FINE! I’ll call you that stupid name!

Mo-M-Mo....

ugh!

*mutters*

there, I said it! Now let me go!

4880!

 

[ssaannttoo]

Daw you're no fun

*Unties you*

4881

 

[Erix]

Daw you're no fun

*Unties you*

4881

HAHA SUCKER!

I called you a fat pig is what I did!

*I rush up the stairs and try to open the door only to find it locked*

I think I should’ve planned more wisely huh... it wouldn’t have been that easy...

FUC-

4882!~

 

[ssaannttoo]

Mah feewings ;w;

4883

 

[Erix]

Mah feewings ;w;

4883

Dawww okay, let’s write a happy ending <3

*I slowly walk back down the stairs, the realization of what I said fully hitting me in the face. My guilt and regret start growing with each step I take until I hit the basement floor, where I feel an immense feeling of dread*

*I stare at Santo, back turned to me sniffling as they sit in the chair I was previously strapped in*

Hey Santo...

I-

Im sorry for calling you a pig. I think that kinda went to far. I know we were just kinda playing around, and that was way too mean.

*I slowly walk up behind Santo. My hands shaky and sweating as I extend my arms out*

(come on Eric, it’s the least you could do right? Santo deserves this, and you deserve to give him this)

*I reach out and give Santo a big fat hug)

Sorry for being so mean to you...

...

Mommy...~

4884!