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warp a song

bane233

the cowboy wolf/roo
Okay heirs how this works.

You take a song any song and you warp it as much as you can.

You can make it sick and twist, cute and funny or any thing else you want to do to it. Just put the original song title and then past your song.
I'll start.

Rodolph the red nosed reindeer.

Rudolph, the red-c*cked reindeer
had a very shiny c*ck.
And if you ever saw it,
you would even say it glows.

All of the other reindeer
used to laugh and call him names.
They never let poor Rudolph
join in any reindeer sex games.

Then one lonely Christmas Eve
Santa came to the stables and said:
"Rudolph with your cock so bright,
would you go down on my c*ck tonight?"

Then all the reindeer loved him
as they shouted out with glee,
Rudolph the red-c*cked reindeer,
you'll be are sex slave though history!

~~~
and GO!!!!
 

ramsay_baggins

WINTERFELL!
Did this one a while ago cos I was bored one day and angry at a guy.

Wonderwall by Oasis

Today is gonna be the day
That we're gonna show you who is boss
I know that it is all a show
And no one really gives a toss
I don't believe that anybody
Likes you even if
They say they do

Back beat the word is on the street
That you're going out and getting stoned
I'm sure you've heard it all before
But no one really has a doubt
I don't believe that anybody
Likes you even if
They say they do

All the guys you hang around are fake
And all you learn is how to take the rake
There are many things that I would like to say to you
Cos you need to know

I hate you
Don't you know someday we'll break you
And after all
One day you'll fall

I'm sure they all think you're a bore
And they never see you outside school
By now you should have somehow
Realised what they think of you
I don't believe that anybody
Likes you even if
They say they do

All the guys you hang around are fake
And all you learn is how to take the rake
There are many things that I would like to say to you
Cos you need to know

I hate you
Don't you know someday we'll break you
And after all
One day you'll fall

I hate you
Don't you know someday we'll break you
And after all
One day you'll fall


NB: Taking the rake is taking the piss out of somebody ie making fun of them
 

mrredfox

Member
Down on top the sticky-cock, Dildos made of dough,
There sits Wonderboy, sitting oh so proudly.
Not much to say when you're down on top the sticky cock.
Yeah, yeah.
Wonderboy, what is the aim of your sex game?
Wonderboy, won't you take me far away from the mucky-muck now?


i got lost of thoughts after that
 
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