And how could I forget non-sequiters, inside jokes, and bad puns.
(I work at a Kennel, and one day a co-worker asked me,
"Where's Bailey? Have you seen him?" well Baileys a pretty common dog name so,..
"Bailey??"
"He's the really old dog on the c side." (our kennels are divided by rows A, B, C, D.) I then adopted a piraty demeanor,
"Arrr matey! Ye be lookin for that ol' sea dog peg-leg Bailey?" )
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Another Lol thing to do, is to casually request embarrassing drink combinations at a bar (or try and get your friends to do it.).
"Hi, yeah, uh, I'd like some Sex on the Beach with Two Dogs please?"