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My mom dropped this beauty on me this morning: "I think people who like coffee are more grown up and mature than people who don't." She wasn't even joking, this was delivered as though it were some kind of insightful observation about human behavioral patterns.
Where did that even come from. Is coffee like some magical, grown-up beverage that signifies age and wisdom? If so I don't think it works, I've been drinking the stuff for years and just yesterday I stole my dad's fart piano and spent an hour watching cartoons. I also still think butts are funny, poop is hilarious and sometimes refuse to put pants on when I go to the gas station. Clearly as a coffee drinker I am a more noble and evolved entity than my non coffee consuming brethren!
She has also said "Women who wear open toed shoes without nail polish on their toes are trashy. Toenail polish adds some class"
I think that one speaks for itself. I mean really how can I argue with such words of wisdom. I wasn't aware that you could judge how classy or unclassy a lady was by looking at her feet. Sandals without nail paint? GASP! How dare you not paint your feet you shameless harlot!
But if you wear those ugly, plastic, dollar store flip-flops with a coat of neon orange paint on your six inch foot talons then of course you're classy. The very picture of class.
Have you guys ever heard someone say something that was kind of weird or really stupid? What was your reaction when you heard these things?
Where did that even come from. Is coffee like some magical, grown-up beverage that signifies age and wisdom? If so I don't think it works, I've been drinking the stuff for years and just yesterday I stole my dad's fart piano and spent an hour watching cartoons. I also still think butts are funny, poop is hilarious and sometimes refuse to put pants on when I go to the gas station. Clearly as a coffee drinker I am a more noble and evolved entity than my non coffee consuming brethren!
She has also said "Women who wear open toed shoes without nail polish on their toes are trashy. Toenail polish adds some class"
I think that one speaks for itself. I mean really how can I argue with such words of wisdom. I wasn't aware that you could judge how classy or unclassy a lady was by looking at her feet. Sandals without nail paint? GASP! How dare you not paint your feet you shameless harlot!
But if you wear those ugly, plastic, dollar store flip-flops with a coat of neon orange paint on your six inch foot talons then of course you're classy. The very picture of class.
Have you guys ever heard someone say something that was kind of weird or really stupid? What was your reaction when you heard these things?