Weirdest Dream You've Ever Had?
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TrishaCat
The Cat in the FAF
I once dreamed that I was a wolf outside of an old trailer I used to live in and an old man holding a spray can of something that said "Wolf Killer" ran at me yelling and sprayed me with it. I tried to move and run, but I couldn't and I slowly collapsed and closed my eyes and died.
Another dream I was on a ship filled with Xenomorphs from Aliens and I fought them using a pencil.
Another dream I was on a ship filled with Xenomorphs from Aliens and I fought them using a pencil.
TrishaCat
The Cat in the FAF
One of the weird parts of that first dream is that I had it before I even knew what a furry was. Guess my presence here was meant to be.
That....sounds...You have really awesome dreams.
Umm.. I remember a very, very odd dream I had when I was around 10. The reason it was unforgettable is because of how... Odd it was.
I don't remember the start, but I remember a point where I was playing super smash bros. melee. The only difference was, I was fighting against about ten donkey kongs, I was on a floating pirate ship in Final Destination, and I was playing as numbah 4 from Codename: Kids Next Door. I paused the screen at one point, and my character looked infuriated, and his eyes were flashing red and white. Then, when I left the game idle for a few seconds, there would be this lady that looked like carter's wife from Family Guy popping into the screen, except she was ape-like. I moved my character while she was there and she fled. Out of curiosity, I left it idle again to see what she would do. After a few seconds, she went up to my character, and planted a big, wet one on numbah four's face. He instantly turned into another Donkey Kong afterwards. That was when I woke up.
What... The... Hell have I been doing to cause me to dream something like this?!
I don't remember the start, but I remember a point where I was playing super smash bros. melee. The only difference was, I was fighting against about ten donkey kongs, I was on a floating pirate ship in Final Destination, and I was playing as numbah 4 from Codename: Kids Next Door. I paused the screen at one point, and my character looked infuriated, and his eyes were flashing red and white. Then, when I left the game idle for a few seconds, there would be this lady that looked like carter's wife from Family Guy popping into the screen, except she was ape-like. I moved my character while she was there and she fled. Out of curiosity, I left it idle again to see what she would do. After a few seconds, she went up to my character, and planted a big, wet one on numbah four's face. He instantly turned into another Donkey Kong afterwards. That was when I woke up.
What... The... Hell have I been doing to cause me to dream something like this?!
Hooky
Was hermiting.
That's interesting to say the least. That suggests that some people are genetically predetermined or psychologically moulded to fall into the furry fandom. Awesome!
Maybe you had a very long session of playing that. That seems very detailed - how I envy you! So this is where creepypastas come from.
I'm now going to have to quote, you're all replying faster than I can respond!
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My dreams work in extremes. When they're awesome, they're really awesome.
When they're bad they give nightmares nightmares.
Why would the hydrant's texture be rubbery?What was the fire hydrant's texture, rubbery? Man, I wish I had crazy furry dreams.
It was more cracker-y...like those little panda things some stores sell with the chocolate filling.
Distorted
Active Member
Oh dear, lets see...
I dreamed I was in this old village running from people shooting at me. It was in black and white and it was raining. I got stuck in the mud and started sinking into it. I heard a gun caulking and someone say something in what sounded like German behind me. Then I got shot in the head and fell into the sinking mud. It didn't kill me right away and half of my face was buried in the mud still sinking. I saw a shadowy figure stand over me but I couldn't hear anything. Then I sunk in the mud and woke up from my dream.
Then I had a dream that I got bit by a strange spider. I tried to get the venom out of my body and wound up cutting my arm. But my blood had turn black and full of spiders and was spreading up my arm and through my body. I was freaking out at that point and started frantically tearing into my arm with a knife trying to get the blood out. I felt it and it was excrutiatingly painful, but I kept mutilating my arm. The spiders were covering my room and I sitting in a pool of black blood. I assumed I lost too much blood because I blacked out. When I woke up, I had a spider bite on my arm and my arm hurt for a couple of days.
I dreamed I was in this old village running from people shooting at me. It was in black and white and it was raining. I got stuck in the mud and started sinking into it. I heard a gun caulking and someone say something in what sounded like German behind me. Then I got shot in the head and fell into the sinking mud. It didn't kill me right away and half of my face was buried in the mud still sinking. I saw a shadowy figure stand over me but I couldn't hear anything. Then I sunk in the mud and woke up from my dream.
Then I had a dream that I got bit by a strange spider. I tried to get the venom out of my body and wound up cutting my arm. But my blood had turn black and full of spiders and was spreading up my arm and through my body. I was freaking out at that point and started frantically tearing into my arm with a knife trying to get the blood out. I felt it and it was excrutiatingly painful, but I kept mutilating my arm. The spiders were covering my room and I sitting in a pool of black blood. I assumed I lost too much blood because I blacked out. When I woke up, I had a spider bite on my arm and my arm hurt for a couple of days.
You can use the multi-quote function to avoid double posting (the quote button with a + next to it). Merged these posts anyway.Maybe you had a very long session of playing that. That seems very detailed - how I envy you! So this is where creepypastas come from.
I'm now going to have to quote, you're all replying faster than I can respond!
Hooky
Was hermiting.
So it was a nightmare. If it wasn't at least you could mess about. This sounds like a lucid dream, which I should try some time. They sound euphoric.
Hooky
Was hermiting.
Thanks, I didn't know that!
About half of my dreams become lucid. Usually they're quite fun but this one was ~really~ different. There are usually ways to get out of a dream if you don't like it (closing your eyes is the most basic one) but nothing worked for this semi-nightmare. I think that scared me more than the actual dream itself. XD
Hooky
Was hermiting.
Hmm. So either one or another. Maybe you could train your brain to give bad dreams on Friday-Sunday and good dreams on Monday-Thursday.
I, don't know why rubber! I guess that some rubbers are red and that spurred on the idea. Besides, weird texture for a weird dream, right?
Yeah, you may want to see a therapist from now on. JK. Seriously though, was it like the waking world as you think or was it like when you zone out and go into autopilot?
You don't have arachnophobia, do you? Or any past experiences that involve you cutting your arm on purpose? I think you may have been watching several films recently with similar themes.
Maybe someday you will dream as your fursona. Someday. Cool dream though. People in Russia have experienced it as well, while awake. That was crazy.
How's my multi-quoting? :?:
TrishaCat
The Cat in the FAF
O.O
Stuff of horror movies man...
That must've been one of the scariest experiences of your life.
Is there any trick you use to have lucid dreams? Or is it something that just sort of happens for you?
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I can't train my brain and I'd rather NOT get bad dreams.
Judge Spear
Well-Known Member
I had a dream that I was in a car with 4 other people driving across a really long bridge. The car was a convertible. We were laughing and having a good time and there was the strangest sunset. The area on the end of the bridge was completely covered in dark clouds. And the driver (swear to GOD I think it was Dave Chappelle) asked if we were ready. I said "for what", and we were flung several hundred feet into the air...over the side of the bridge.
I fell for about 80 seconds and had the most powerful hypnagogic jerk jolting me awake when I hit the water. Cool shit. @w@
I fell for about 80 seconds and had the most powerful hypnagogic jerk jolting me awake when I hit the water. Cool shit. @w@
Hooky
Was hermiting.
Even though I can't imagine being in that situation, the thought of it is enough. It sounds terrifying, but I suppose all you can do is try to stay calm and sane.
Aye to that.Even though I can't imagine being in that situation, the thought of it is enough. It sounds terrifying, but I suppose all you can do is try to stay calm and sane.
A quick search showed that I'm not the only one that has had this experience - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHuK64EMgxs
Hooky
Was hermiting.
Sure you can! Dream of good things and reward your brain with sweets! When you have bad dreams, eat something disgusting and inhumane (like a mayonnaise only sandwich, sorry if you like mayonnaise by the way.) Bad dreams will happen, I guess, let's just try to limit them.
You went to sleep, expecting rest, and dreamed of the most action-film esque situation you could be in. At least it wasn't real, that would really hurt. Did it hurt?
Sarcastic Coffeecup
Hand. Cannot. Erase.
I can't be bothered to write down my dreams as I remember most of them pretty well, but the weirdest of mine had trucks being slingshotted hundreds of metres in the air from an icy lake while I go past them on a bus upside down.
My lucid dreams deal with pretty interesting schemes or are just awesome
I've seen the sun explode in such bright splash of vibrant colours it was magical. The end of the world, if that is how it will really be, can come soon. I just wanna see that again.
I've also rode a dragon. The feeling I got was like falling sideways when it took off from the ground with me on the neck. Was my first proper lucid, had to put the "You can do anything" to a test so I summoned a dragon :V
Oh, found a pasta of one of my dreams. I mostly wrote them down on paper. It's pretty weird so I guess it has its place here.
I got picked up from the side of a road by some peeps who were like: "Do you want something else?", to which I said nothing and just got in their car. There was the driver and some other dude who had been picked up just like me. The driver looked weird. Had an odd costume or something. Well we drove to an abandoned warehouse, or so I thought.
Given the driver's appearance and the oddly industrial setting I thought this was gonna be some bdsm stuff or something. Well we went inside and it was industrial/cybergothic shit. There was this massive throne that swiweled to reveal a woman in a mostly cloth outfit with some rubber and cool-as-fuck accessories and lights and a helmet out of the best sci-fi game ever.
Then some sort of assistant came with four long tubes with fluorescent liquid in them that came from behind the throne. I'm thinking that since the assistant was a good looking girl this dream might not end up in a sausagefest. She hooked everyone on the tubes from our right shoulders.
Me being semi-lucid I loosened it up so I wouldn't get a full dose of whatever it was. The maestro flicks a switch and people start drifting off. I'm starting to see scattered images and sounds from a flat land with tons of obelisks and some mist. Then the driver who's sitting on one says "This is our safe haven. We don't have many places to go, but in here we can be in peace". That guy's voice is very cool, a mix of steve Blum's and christopher Walken's.
The assistant, also in the dreamworld comes to me and notices my loose tube and puts it in properly. The driver continues, and I remember these words exactly "When the mind wakes up, the body cannot. It is the first requirement" At this point I am fully lucid and I look about the mysterious place. All of the people have semi bdsm outfits made of cloth instead of rubber, and not skintight. Compare it to (link follows). I think I got awoken at this point, but I could still hear the "When the mind wakes up, the body cannot." echo in my head very clearly.
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Lord Coffee |LMC|: Then when I was around my bed later I sort of just collapsed on my bed and tried to get back to the weird place. Sure enough I did. I kept trying to go and talk to them again but I couldn't, really. It was almost as if time was frozen there. Then I unplugged myself from that thing and I heard the driverguy's words again. As I took the tube from my shoulder I started to get out of the land of obelisks that had been placed like tombstones and back into the warehouse.
The assistant walks to me and after looking at me for a while, says something like: "You like this place, but not now. We'll come to get you when you're ready" She pushes me so that I fall on my back and at the second I hit the floor I snap my irl eyes open and stare at the ceiling.
That place really felt like home. All the folk there were misfits I suppose, and that other world was an escape and they were all very chillax there.
Damn, reading and remembering this dream again makes me wanna go back so much.
My lucid dreams deal with pretty interesting schemes or are just awesome
I've seen the sun explode in such bright splash of vibrant colours it was magical. The end of the world, if that is how it will really be, can come soon. I just wanna see that again.
I've also rode a dragon. The feeling I got was like falling sideways when it took off from the ground with me on the neck. Was my first proper lucid, had to put the "You can do anything" to a test so I summoned a dragon :V
Oh, found a pasta of one of my dreams. I mostly wrote them down on paper. It's pretty weird so I guess it has its place here.
I got picked up from the side of a road by some peeps who were like: "Do you want something else?", to which I said nothing and just got in their car. There was the driver and some other dude who had been picked up just like me. The driver looked weird. Had an odd costume or something. Well we drove to an abandoned warehouse, or so I thought.
Given the driver's appearance and the oddly industrial setting I thought this was gonna be some bdsm stuff or something. Well we went inside and it was industrial/cybergothic shit. There was this massive throne that swiweled to reveal a woman in a mostly cloth outfit with some rubber and cool-as-fuck accessories and lights and a helmet out of the best sci-fi game ever.
Then some sort of assistant came with four long tubes with fluorescent liquid in them that came from behind the throne. I'm thinking that since the assistant was a good looking girl this dream might not end up in a sausagefest. She hooked everyone on the tubes from our right shoulders.
Me being semi-lucid I loosened it up so I wouldn't get a full dose of whatever it was. The maestro flicks a switch and people start drifting off. I'm starting to see scattered images and sounds from a flat land with tons of obelisks and some mist. Then the driver who's sitting on one says "This is our safe haven. We don't have many places to go, but in here we can be in peace". That guy's voice is very cool, a mix of steve Blum's and christopher Walken's.
The assistant, also in the dreamworld comes to me and notices my loose tube and puts it in properly. The driver continues, and I remember these words exactly "When the mind wakes up, the body cannot. It is the first requirement" At this point I am fully lucid and I look about the mysterious place. All of the people have semi bdsm outfits made of cloth instead of rubber, and not skintight. Compare it to (link follows). I think I got awoken at this point, but I could still hear the "When the mind wakes up, the body cannot." echo in my head very clearly.
Lord Coffee |LMC|: Links http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-0zW0btFaWfw/Tkci1dQWEoI/AAAAAAAAAeo/lgO59q1nELo/s320/ergo+proxy+8.jpg
Lord Coffee |LMC|: http://lonelymachines.org/ergo_proxy/vince_ergo.png
Lord Coffee |LMC|: Without the hair bits
Lord Coffee |LMC|: Then when I was around my bed later I sort of just collapsed on my bed and tried to get back to the weird place. Sure enough I did. I kept trying to go and talk to them again but I couldn't, really. It was almost as if time was frozen there. Then I unplugged myself from that thing and I heard the driverguy's words again. As I took the tube from my shoulder I started to get out of the land of obelisks that had been placed like tombstones and back into the warehouse.
The assistant walks to me and after looking at me for a while, says something like: "You like this place, but not now. We'll come to get you when you're ready" She pushes me so that I fall on my back and at the second I hit the floor I snap my irl eyes open and stare at the ceiling.
That place really felt like home. All the folk there were misfits I suppose, and that other world was an escape and they were all very chillax there.
Damn, reading and remembering this dream again makes me wanna go back so much.
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