Weirdest Dream You've Ever Had?

[Kabetchett]

My dreams are really weird in my opinion... they always have some pattern to them... but they're mostly dark.

I remember I was sick when I had this dream a few years ago, but it was one of the weird ones.

I was in my mom's VW van in the woods, in the dark and there were two racoons, a mom and one baby, in the middle of the road. I used my bass guitar as a flashlight just to see them, but the baby went under the road and the mom started to attack me. An ancient-looking man with a white staff with an engraved eagle's head and feathers on it walked up to the road and the coon stopped attacking and walked away. He told me to come with him to this cabin of his, so I followed. When I came to the cabin, I marveled at the beauty of it and then all of a sudden, three pumas (one red, one goldenrod, and one blue) decided to attack me and bite me in the butt repeatedly until I woke up...
There was a cat resting on my butt and kneading it with her claws and later that day I saw a wild puma and all I could say in my head was "What the hell? "

 

[Feral Shadow]

Wow what a good topic. I remember last night, I had this dream that I bought a huge mansion from some rich uncle. haha. anyway, i was told never to go in the west wing on the second floor, in the rooms on the right side. that is where some guy was burned to death in a fire. In the dream i went to the second floor of west wing anyway, and I could smell ashes and smoke. I got freaked and ran back downstairs. I proceded to show off the rest of the house which consisted mostly of bedrooms. some of which where pretty unique.

 

[DrDingo]

Last night I had a strange but honestly quite fun dream! I can remember being in a high-up floor of a zombie-infested hotel. I was in a group with 2 others, and we were all using weapons from Team Fortress 2 to fight 'em off. Everybody else in the entire building had a gigantic minigun and were tearing through them, but I had a grenade launcher which dealed less damage than I expected and I was struggling to keep up with the progress of the group. I also remember this odd part where my mother was deleting Steam process files which made me lose control of different parts of my body. As if each Steam process kept my body parts functioning. Weirdly, this didn't feel at all frightening.

 

[Hooky]

My dreams are really weird in my opinion... they always have some pattern to them... but they're mostly dark.

I remember I was sick when I had this dream a few years ago, but it was one of the weird ones.

I was in my mom's VW van in the woods, in the dark and there were two racoons, a mom and one baby, in the middle of the road. I used my bass guitar as a flashlight just to see them, but the baby went under the road and the mom started to attack me. An ancient-looking man with a white staff with an engraved eagle's head and feathers on it walked up to the road and the coon stopped attacking and walked away. He told me to come with him to this cabin of his, so I followed. When I came to the cabin, I marveled at the beauty of it and then all of a sudden, three pumas (one red, one goldenrod, and one blue) decided to attack me and bite me in the butt repeatedly until I woke up...
There was a cat resting on my butt and kneading it with her claws and later that day I saw a wild puma and all I could say in my head was "What the hell? "

At least we can see the connection with the cat and the dream. That man sounded suspiciously like Gandalf the White.

Wow what a good topic. I remember last night, I had this dream that I bought a huge mansion from some rich uncle. haha. anyway, i was told never to go in the west wing on the second floor, in the rooms on the right side. that is where some guy was burned to death in a fire. In the dream i went to the second floor of west wing anyway, and I could smell ashes and smoke. I got freaked and ran back downstairs. I proceded to show off the rest of the house which consisted mostly of bedrooms. some of which where pretty unique.

Unique as in furniture on the floor, warped sized and black curtains? Sounds like an awesome dream. Wish i'd had it.

Last night I had a strange but honestly quite fun dream! I can remember being in a high-up floor of a zombie-infested hotel. I was in a group with 2 others, and we were all using weapons from Team Fortress 2 to fight 'em off. Everybody else in the entire building had a gigantic minigun and were tearing through them, but I had a grenade launcher which dealed less damage than I expected and I was struggling to keep up with the progress of the group. I also remember this odd part where my mother was deleting Steam process files which made me lose control of different parts of my body. As if each Steam process kept my body parts functioning. Weirdly, this didn't feel at all frightening.

Steam Matrix Picture mode! I'll just assume that the hotel was Travelodge.

 

[Batty Krueger]

I had a dream lastnight that I was at a furcon in a mall. It was a fun dream, weird, but fun.

 

[DrDingo]

At least we can see the connection with the cat and the dream. That man sounded suspiciously like Gandalf the White.Unique as in furniture on the floor, warped sized and black curtains? Sounds like an awesome dream. Wish i'd had it. Steam Matrix Picture mode! I'll just assume that the hotel was Travelodge.

Nah, some picturesque posh place. There was even in elevator in the loo! Now that I think about it, the layout of the floor sorta resembled that of one of my school's winding corridors.

 

[Feral Shadow]

At least we can see the connection with the cat and the dream. That man sounded suspiciously like Gandalf the White.


Unique as in furniture on the floor, warped sized and black curtains? Sounds like an awesome dream. Wish i'd had it.
Steam Matrix Picture mode! I'll just assume that the hotel was Travelodge.

Well, kind of hard to explain... like one bedroom had a pool table and pinball machine turned into beds. its was so strange... and that was only one room out of hundreds. there were other rooms that had floating beds, for ppl with back problems. dreams can be so weird yet cool.

 

[Hooky]

I had a dream lastnight that I was at a furcon in a mall. It was a fun dream, weird, but fun.

I take it you've been to a convention. They're often held in malls aren't they? Or expo centres.

Well, kind of hard to explain... like one bedroom had a pool table and pinball machine turned into beds. its was so strange... and that was only one room out of hundreds. there were other rooms that had floating beds, for ppl with back problems. dreams can be so weird yet cool.

That is definately the dreamscape.

 

[Gator Joe]

In one of my recent strange dreams, I was on my way to a wedding. I believe the groom was running late, and he was on a motorcycle on the way there. There was also a van full of people on the way there as well. I arrived moments before all of them, and I ran over to a side of the Church, knelt down in a tight ball and made it look like I was praying so no one would bother me. When the groom arrived, he went up to the alter, and the folks from the van came inside as well. All of a sudden, people started beating up the groom. I mean they were brutally assaulting him and some other person in the Church. Then, this large statue of Jesus Christ started moving and pointed at me, and a bright light had shone through the roof and onto me. I had no idea what was going on, so I tried to hide, then I woke up.

I had another dream a while back about politics during the civil right era. I was stuck in a Democrat meeting with a bunch of angry black people who I made feel better by lying to them as I pretended to be a liberal. I woke up before I could get to the Republican meeting. I was just waiting to get to that meeting. I even had an awesome red polyester outfit for the Republican meeting.

My dreams make no dang sense.

 

[Batty Krueger]

I take it you've been to a convention. They're often held in malls aren't they? Or expo centres.


That is definately the dreamscape.

Ive been to many a con, never in a mall. Furcons are usually held at hotels, the two largest at convention centers with hotels attached. A furmeet of un-epic proportions at a mall, sure. But the dream I had was a full on furry convention in a mall.

 

[Evriale]

When I was a kid, I had a scary dreams, but I always laugh at them because they were just so silly I dreamed I was outside with my brother and saw something near our house... I yelled at my brother: "Red cows, red cows!!" and then we both ran, but I couldn't move (you probably know that dream/feeling) so I was grasping grass, trying to pull myself forward... Red cows? Really? Lol
I also had the same dream when I was young over and over again - there was a monster and our whole family was running from it. Always same place, same scenario. I learned after a while to recognize it is a dream and wake myself up.
I really had issues with monsters chasing me and my family

 

[Harbinger]

So had a wierd one last night. Started off with as a wolf in a pack as we ran across some moutains during an avalance, but it was extremely short. Next thing i know im Walter White from breaking bad (i still look like me, just bold and wearing the same kinda cloths) and i was playing pokemon. Was trying to catch two legendaries at the bottom of the sea when i accidentaly turned it off. Think i then rage quit and ranted at Jesse, then someone random guy accidentally shot an arrow in my head which somehow moved to my check and then into my tooth. From the point on the dream felt super realistic and and almost in real time. Went outside of the pub, called a taxi to the hospital which for some fucking reason was in the shape of a feathery cacodemon from Doom which was being pulled by some geisha looking woman in a sportscar. She couldnt drive for shit and kept driving over everything except roads. Ended up getting out, at this point the arrow had gone straight through my mouth and was really hurting at which point i woke up :/

 

[Scath-mac-tire]

I have four dreams that I can even remember, and I would only count one as weird. The first was me as a little kid standing on my front porch trying to get into my house. Suddenly an anthropomorphic fox appeared and started whipping me towels that cause my limbs to duplicate. While being whipped my clothes started to disappear, and then I woke up.

 

[Kabetchett]

At least we can see the connection with the cat and the dream. That man sounded suspiciously like Gandalf the White.

Ehhh, he looked more like The Hermit on Tarot cards to me, but had much more raggedy clothing... and yea, sometimes there's a weird connection with every dream I have. xD

 

[idejtauren]

I remember having a dream once that ended with credits.
It was really strange.

 

[Shoiyo]

I once had a dream where I was sitting in a cafe in Paris, having a very long and in depth conversation with a raccoon about the fall of communism in the USSR and its social economic impact in the western world. The dream abruptly ended as a meteor crushed the Eiffel tower.

 

[funky3000]

I just remembered a dream I had. It's probably a bit deteriorated in my memory because I had it like 1.5 years ago, but here we go.

I was walking on the road outside my house and I saw in the nearby forest there was something running. I walk up to it and its an anthro wolf with some tattered clothes. Then she and I had a conversation. And it wasn't some random conversation, no, I literally felt as though I was asking the questions. I felt like I was actively thinking of what to ask, and she gave me legitimate answers each time, like we were having an intelligent conversation. I'm pretty sure she was just another figment of my dream but I swear to god it felt like she was something else and not in my head.

 

[DrDingo]

I remember having a dream once that ended with credits.
It was really strange.

That actually sounds brilliant. And I can't even say why.

 

[Telnac]

Cycling up to a building I never have been to, but somehow recognized. The brick fascade was both unfamiliar and familar at the same time. I know I was late, but I didn't know for what.

I wrote that down shortly after having the dream. I was ~5. At that time, I had never ridden a bicycle, nor have ever been late for anything (unless my father was driving, in which case HE was the one who was late!) and I had no recollection of any brick building that remotely matched the description of my dream.

I recognized the building when I was 12. I was late for viola practice & I'd just cycled into the parking lot of the brick building that I'd been to for many times.

I didn't believe that I had experienced anything unusual until I found my dream journal from when I was 5 a few months later.

I still have no explanation for how that happened!

 

[Tyranny]

I just had a dream that I could actually remember, and it was about sergals, the rest I don't remember but the parts that I do go like this. It was about early civilizations on earth, specificly about native americans as well as some made up group who may not have been human and I forget the name but it began with an I, anyway the main part I remember is a farmer which in the dream I was controling his speach, lucid dreaming, the farmer said that sergal's had been eating his livestock, eating rabbits and carving up cows, cramming their food in as usual. While the humans tried hunting them, I remember some villagefolk saying about the sergals ''Burn the heathens'' WTF?

 

[Ahzek M'kar]

I think we can all come away from this and agree on one thing: Dreams are natural acid trips.

 

[Alexxx-Returns]

I had a rather strange one recently that has stuck with me just from the absurdity.

The dream began in the same setting that I had fallen asleep - in bed with my boyfriend in my room at university. I remember (still in the dream) waking up slowly, in a half-asleep daze, when Peter Griffin from 'Family Guy' burst in my room (in cartoon form), and began throwing loose glitter (lavender coloured) all around my room (a lot fell on the bed) screaming "yayyy! Yayy!" as he does in the show. He was basically acting exactly like canon.

I was up now, and I was livid. I stormed out of my room, down the corridor, into the kitchen, pulled the vacuum cleaner into my room and silently got to work cleaning up the mess. Peter was screaming like a kid, like canon, because I was hoovering up the glitter. I remember scolding him like a angry mother - "I JUST made this bed, do you have ANY idea how long this will take to clean!?" before my partner's alarm thankfully woke me up, when I quickly stopped feeling angry and found the dream funny to look back on.

 

[DrDingo]

Oh boy, I had a strange dream last night. Sorta in 2 parts. But I only have time for one of them right now.

I was in what looked like an exam hall. But I wasn't taking an exam. It seemed like some sort of ceremony where people sitting in the hall asked philosophical and moral questions and everyone in the hall had to answer them in full, provided with an A4 sheet of paper each time.
Suddenly, the questioning paused. The person standing at the front told us that we needed our coats on for the next question, so as I went to reach for mine and was fumbling around with it, the lights went off. All around me I could hear scrambling, moving of tables and hurried movement.
The lights came back on to reveal that my belongings (Phone, iPad, etc) had been taken, and all that remained was my 3ds XL on the floor. Even my desk had been stolen. (Actually, come to think of it, all the desks magically disappeared.)
Suddenly, the hall was full of riot police. People were running around and fighting. I eyed my friend holding my pair of headphones. He tried to deny it so I snatched them from him. Some Police came over and asked me if my friend was causing any trouble. I replied 'No, he's a good guy.'

 

[Crystal_the_Vixen]

Taking care of a fish tank full of colorful fish.

 

[Shaia]

Last night i had in my mind all of memories from my happy childhood in a dream form. That was really gross because I realised that amazing times will never come back to me ;n;