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Weirdest Dream You've Ever Had?

I dreamt last night Quinten Tarantino was in my backyard in a hammock, and he had a unicorn. I convinced him to let me use it, but before I could go anywhere I was teleported to a different situation and the unicorn was gone. I didn't care in the dream, but I woke up feeling pissed. I almost rode a friggin unicorn!
 

Punnchy

Feed Me Pizza
I am usually dreaming that I have the telekinetic ability, and on rare occasions the ability to teleport. The scenario as to why I'm teleporting or using the ability change depending on the dream, but those are reoccurring elements.
 

RedDagger

Member
Walking down a high street with all the shops containing chocolate cake with giant chocolate light switches as the top layer, I look at one shop and realise all the black shirts have no pockets, but I want one with pockets (yes, you read that right.). So I walk, friend in tow, to the bottom of the high street where there's a market stall selling black shirt with pockets, but they're more expensive. So I take some pockets with the intent to sew them on the cheaper shirts, and walk back to the high street, brother in tow, holding 15 rich tea biscuits. The high street is now closed with big black gates with white lining, so I go home.

I think the dream was saying that I was hungry.
 

Coyote Club

El Gordito Burrito Bandito
That's... Really depressing. Did you know about furries when you had that dream? It would be even weirder if you didn't.
Also, are you an author or an aspiring author? You told those stories in really good detail.


First of all, thanks! n_n

I learned about furries in 2008, so the answer is no. I had no idea of what furries were at the time.

As far as authorship goes, I haven't thought about being an author. When I'd write stories a long time ago they didn't have the continuity that I felt they needed, so I got frustrated and drifted away from the art of storytelling.

Lastly, the story about my long lost dream world friends doesn't have to be sad. Science-wise, they were probably composed of brain chemistry and sleep rhythms. If I ever get the mix right again, we could meet again.

Had a fucked up one a few nights ago.

My friend is joining the navy, so it probably came from that. In the dream he was joining some kind of space marine corp and there were all kinds of crazy soldiers in armor with futuristic weapons about. I was visiting and apparently was underdressed or something. For some bullocks reason I was wearing a leather coat, even though I don't own one. That was somehow an issue, though I guess i don't know why. Wasn't quite normal, but no one else was dressed normally either!

Anyhow I'm talking to my friend and trying to order some kind of fruit smoothie, when someone comes over and starts yelling at him. Friend sometimes has a temper problem, and low and behold, he murders this person in rage. Hits him and the guy just dies. Friend turns to me, shrugs, and just starts killing people until some robotic guard waltzes over and just tears out a fistfull of organs.

It was super graphic.

I also didn't get my fruit smoothie.

First of all, Holy Crap. I guess I know not to piss off your buddy! :v

Anyhoo, your story impacts me especially because I know two guys from college who went into the U.S. Navy. One is serving out of Virginia on a ship, and the other went to Camp Great Lakes/ "Great Mistakes". I'd be horrified to know that either had been harmed in such a way.

Good luck to your Navy buddy.

-CC
 

KAS3519

New Member
As far as authorship goes, I haven't thought about being an author.

You haven't? It's something you should consider. I know I'd buy a book written like that.

As for you meeting again, I don't think I've never had a "part two" of a dream before... But that might just be me.
 

KyryK

Well...you tried
Banned
A few days ago i had a dream where Tom Hanks and the drill instructor from Full Metal Jacket were potty training Jesus, yep.
 

Tyranny

Member
Let's see recently I had a dream a while back where I was across the street from my house looking northward seeing a HUGE meteorite contrail, yeah doomsday again. Another where my dad took over for these cops chasing this guy in some car, like he was at a derby looking to wreck it, while I was still inside with him. Then last night one where my brother's mother in law was a nurse of some kind, and we were visiting her house which looked completely different. I was walking around and saw different things until I stumbled upon an artificial leg, then the inconsistency of my dreams kicked in and before I knew it I was wearing it, as in like my whole leg disappeared and I just couldn't help myself so I...did things...then everyone discovered what was going on and it was like they were staging an intervention...
 

Zan'theros

Fiery Wanderer
A couple years ago, I dreamed that I was visiting my friend's house to play a multiplayer version of Silent Hill. It was him, me, and two others screwing around with the game. Then one of them, Chad, put in a cheat code to insta-kill Pyramid Head. However, he actually summoned her out of the game and she then sliced him in half with a massive axe. Next she turned to us, lifted the pyramid from her head...
...and revealed herself to actually be Michael Jackson. He apologized for killing Chad and, using special magic, started an impromptu Thriller music video starring me and my two still-living friends.

It was so f*cking demented... yet so fun, too.
 

Alexxx-Returns

The Sergal that Didn't Vore
A few days ago i had a dream where Tom Hanks and the drill instructor from Full Metal Jacket were potty training Jesus, yep.

Anyone know a good ass guy? I seem to have laughed mine off.

I had another one of those really cool dreams that I wish I remembered every detail of so I could pretend to myself that I would make it into a book someday. I was hardly in it, I was mostly watching another story unfold. Two random guys were following Draco Malfoy from Harry Potter around his home town, because it was important for them to know what he was up to for some reason, so they could complete some huge, evil heist.

They found out that Draco went in and out of another... 'reality', and this reality was a really good place to go fishing. The 2 guys overheard him planning to go fishing there, so they planned to enter the reality as training fishermen.

And they randomly found an open, glowing sparkly gateway to this reality at the end of a high street or somewhere, and they just managed to get in before Draco came to the same place. They were hiding all fearful that he was gonna come in and find them (I can't remember why, but it was really important that they weren't found by him), but Draco saw the gateway and didn't go in. Having travelled back and forth from the two realities for ages, he knew that the 'overlords' of the other reality only opened up the gates so easily if they were plotting something, so he went somewhere else to do his usual thing to travel into the reality himself.

The other reality (which I as some sort of spectator, had followed the 2 guys into), was so gorgeous. There was like a huge office building on the edge of a marina of some kind with a couple of boats, and a HUGE lake with the sun coming through woodland leaves all the colours of the rainbow.

Then the plot of the dream changed, and suddenly my best friend was there, and we were trying to find a bathroom, and I think we weren't authorised to be in that reality, so we had to make sure that none of the overlords working in that office building saw us.

It got creepy on the way back to our own reality though. The way back was by staggering up a huge hill, and there were other people my age walking up, too. But it was kinda scary because cars/vans/people carriers would come bombing it down the road we were walking on as though they were trying to escape something, but then just down from where we were, they'd do a U-turn as fast as they could, and bomb it back up the hill. This kept happening and it was pretty obvious that if you didn't get wiped out by one of these car on your way back up the hill to your own reality, you were EXTREMELY lucky.

And these other kids walking up the road ushered me over, and invited me to sit on the wall, like they were. They said that we'd wait until the cars became less frequent or something, and they'd show me a safer way to get up the hill. But it turned out that these kids were actually demons, and when you sat with them for a certain length of time, they possessed you. And it turned out that the whole cars thing was their idea to get people to come over so they could possess them.
 

Distorted

Active Member
Last night I had a dream that my friend saved me from this angry mob. I didn't know why they were after me, but my friend fought his way through the mob and took me off somewhere we could hide. We were both crouched down behind an old abandoned building and he asks me if I'm okay. I started feeling dizzy and I fell on him. Then I mutter, "You smell different..." and started pinning him down. Then I bit him and he jumps back. I look up and he starts turning into some strange beast in front of me. I reach out to him but I realize that my hands were actually claws. Then we hear people and lights heading towards us and the dream cuts off from there. The whole feeling of the dream felt...uncomfortable.

I did wake up with a horrible headache too, though I'm not sure if it had anything to do with the dream.
 

RockerFox

Meat Popsicle
Weirdest dream? Watching a fox man give a man a blowjob in the back of a flatbed train car speeding through a field.
 

dogit

That derp from faf
It was the night before i was in a play of Alice in wonderland in which i was playing the wight rabbit. I dreamed that the audience where all looking away from the stage at a tesla coil and no matter what I did they wold not look away.

I also have recurring dream... but its not weird just really creepy and I have it about 2 times a week.
 

Lomberdia

Selling bookmarks!
I dreamed I had a shit ton of money and I bought the new PS3 (they were just released) and I bought everything I wanted. And then I woke up feeling disappointed and sad when I seen my old PS2 sitting by the TV as if it was laughing at me. Trololo no PS3 for you!


Had another recently dream where I was fighting to save the world from this evil dominatrix goddess that wanted to make all the men breeding cattle, only used for hard labor and reproduction. I don't remember the ending but I'm pretty sure I won since I'm not doing hard manual labor in a field for some dominatrix goddess yet. Thinking now, it woulda been kinda funny if I beat her with sex or a dildo to the face. lol
 

DeCatt

Parking Lot Enthusiast
I've got a few good ones that I have done lucid. But they're not as interesting as really weird shit never happens.

I had a series of recurring bizarre nightmares when I was a kid that always involved death. All involved getting grabbed by something malicious. A good one involved a peeling brown corpse that would wait under the house until I passed, at which point it would grab my legs and pull me under with it. Another involved me walking around the yard, spotting an alligator, then being completely unable to move as this fatassed thing waddled towards me for about 5 minutes to rip me in half. Also had a few involving this scary fucker. I miss nightmares, I don't have them anymore and they're always exciting.

Got a few furfaggy ones too. I had one where I was kidnapped by Sanic and friends, which was really obnoxious, and got a stereotypical alien abduction scenario. Another involving me having a loud and offensive argument with Renamon. I had a great one that involved me smoking backstage with David Bowie, Gary Numan and Trent Reznor who was a sergal for some reason. Ended with all four of us renting dire wolves and riding them to a diner to buy pancakes at midnight.
 

Alexxx-Returns

The Sergal that Didn't Vore
A couple of years back I dreamed that I was put on the front of a Human Centipede (I have a lot of these sorts of dreams).

We all managed to escape the house where we were being held captive, and when we found other people and started begging for help, we won 1st prize at a Halloween party.
 

Sylver

Active Member
I've had a tonne of messed up dreams, unfortunately I can't remember any of the nicer ones so I'll just post a normal dream; this one isn't messed up, but it's the most vivid one I remember.

I remember running through fields of grass, not being able to see above the grass or more than a meter in front of me, I was a wolf. I remember running at full speed and then suddenly finding myself on a dirt road in between two grass fields, I heard someone shouting from a distance and he had a gun. I remember feeling frightened and trying to run away, but I was being slowed down and somehow dragged towards the gun-wielding man by an invisible force. I was shot once (just the feeling, no pain) before running away and jumping off a bridge into the water below, I then woke up.
 

DrDingo

Moved to phoenix.corvidae.org with the others
Well, had a recent dream which made little sense. I'll share it with you guys.
So, I was on a big passenger boat. Don't know why. All I remember was that tourists were on it and using the wifi.
Next thing I know, I'm suddenly in a cafe with my grandfather (I reckon I teleported there but I have no clue), who was also on the boat with me beforehand. I somehow knew that what we were both doing on this boat was very official, important business.

Now, the town that I live in is right in the middle of England so there are no boat ports anywhere near where I live. Except my dream screwed with me and made me think that I must get to the docks which were three miles away. Miraculously, a group of tourists were still sitting in the cafe, using the boat's wifi on their laptops (from over three miles away!).

Then I remember climbing over rocks that were so dangerous they nearly killed me in order to reach the beach.

And that's all I recall. Pretty kooky, huh?
 

Duality Jack

Feeling Loki with it.
I am a lucid dreamer, so I tend to have bizarre dreams by choice. Stuff that is physically impossible or paradoxes are my favorite,

Such as islands flying in the sky with night sky below it, and clouds and day above it switching with time. Clouds of purple, pink sky. and stuff...

But besides that my bizarre and weird dreams violate the forum rules.
 

Alexxx-Returns

The Sergal that Didn't Vore
I am a lucid dreamer, so I tend to have bizarre dreams by choice. Stuff that is physically impossible or paradoxes are my favorite,

Such as islands flying in the sky with night sky below it, and clouds and day above it switching with time. Clouds of purple, pink sky. and stuff...

But besides that my bizarre and weird dreams violate the forum rules.

It sounds like it would be cool to be a lucid dreamer, but not all the time. That's just how I feel. Because what I look forward to, in my dreams, is escaping the constraints that my conscious imagination has. I like to be surprised and see something I'd never have thought of while conscious.

I also dreamed recently some kind of Simpsons-themed dream. I was a fly on the wall again, and Marge and This Guy (http://simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/Jay_Sherman), who I didn't know the name of when I had the dream, were going up to the very top of some huge ass apartment building to get busy (he was carrying her all the way up all the stairs).

And when they got to the top, the dude called his mum on his phone and asked where he was supposed to put his penis.
 

Duality Jack

Feeling Loki with it.
It sounds like it would be cool to be a lucid dreamer, but not all the time. That's just how I feel. Because what I look forward to, in my dreams, is escaping the constraints that my conscious imagination has. I like to be surprised and see something I'd never have thought of while conscious.
I have tried building what I see in my dreams too, Minecraft shit lol But yeah world building is boss.

I also dreamed recently some kind of Simpsons-themed dream. I was a fly on the wall again, and Marge and This Guy (http://simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/Jay_Sherman), who I didn't know the name of when I had the dream, were going up to the very top of some huge ass apartment building to get busy (he was carrying her all the way up all the stairs).

And when they got to the top, the dude called his mum on his phone and asked where he was supposed to put his penis.
Well that's new xD
 

Auramaru

Archmage of the Wandering Isle
All my dreams are depressing. Not because I'm depressed, but because I play videogames often enough that "dying" is a key part to most of my dreams in one way or another.

One of the weirdest dreams I've ever had involved travelling dimensions through these portal things with this old lady. I ended up abandoning the old lady on some asteroid when a portal took me to space... the rest is equally weird X_X
 

funky3000

Galactic Overlord
I used ti get dreams a lot, now I hardly dream and have had only one dream which I could describe as lucid. I wish I knew of a way to guarantee a dream, especially make them lucid. I miss dreams. If I had a lucid dream I could probably revisit old dreams by controlling my surroundings. I'd love to chat with Maggi again. She's real nice.
 
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Abbi Normal

Guest
I had a dream once where I was making tacos with the Winchester brothers from Supernatural. No ghosts, no demons, nothing scary or weird, just fajita night with Sam and Dean. We were in the kitchen of the basement apartment my friend lived in a few years ago. Sam kept saying he was worried someone would get mad we were using their kitchen, and I told him it was just my friend's house who had already said it was okay and would have some when he got back.

Also, what's weird is that there's a couple of places that don't exist at all in real life, that I see all the time in dreams. Like, they have absolutely not one single thing in common with anywhere I've been ever while awake. But I see them in dreams a lot for years, and every time I'm there, I remember-in dream the other times I'd been in these places and what it might be this time. The location of the places changes, like the last time I saw one of them, it was down the street from my parents' house, but it usually isn't in a place I know. There's that school, and in the dream it's always a school I'm going to or attended, a high school I think but not my real one, and something. Sometimes nothing weird happens there, but that last time made up for it all, shit that was a scary-ass dream. There's also this sort of motel thing, two stories tall and kind of plaza-shaped with a red roof and dirty white walls. It's got a sort of basement/sub-basement sort of thing underneath. I've been in dreams where I'm staying in the sub-basement place, but never been in any of the rooms. It's always somewhere out of the way, and I'm only there in dreams set ofter some kind of disaster (I have a lot of these: zombies, man-made and natural disasters, end times or Silent Hill-y stuff, general societal collapse, any kind will do), so the motel is never actually open, I (or we if there are other people in my dream) are just using it/searching it/hiding in it, etc. There's also this sort of open park space. It's always evening or night. The grass is kind of long, and it's just a huge empty field I can't see the edges of, and there's a gravel road/path through it, with street lamps over it, so there's circles of light on a dark road at even intervals. Sometimes when I'm here, something's after me and I'm trying to escape but keep going slower and slower. Sometimes when I'm here, I can fly, but it's more like I can jump REALLY high. But since heights are one of my top fears, it's all fear and panic and looking down at the tops of lightposts (NOPE) and I can't control it. Sometimes if I walk far enough through the park, I see a redbrick outbuilding, like a bathroom or change room or something. I've never been inside.

Dreams are weird. Fukken love dreams.
 

Misomie

Lazy Artist
My dreams are pretty weird. Last night a Homestuck fan got me to read the series and then he tried to get me to have troll sex with him. I don't even read the series. D:
 
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