Weirdest/Funniest thing you ever google searched

[Albino-Kitsune]

I googled my mother's name once and found her obituary. o-O

I just googled myself and found there's another girl with my first and last name. And my last name isn't common. It's Americanized German and... people always read it wrong.

It was embarassing when I had to annouce the first four letters of my last name on a SAT test out loud. >.>

 

[Vagabond]

My name, by far.
I'm dead while in the military and running my own business while apparently re-graduating from collage with a different hair color at NASA.

 

[X]

i Google'd my friend's names once, the results were porn sites, auto shops, and steroid wholesale internet stores.

 

[Nargle]

If I googled my name, I betcha I'd only come up with info on the rapper =/

 

[Albino-Kitsune]

If I googled my name, I betcha I'd only come up with info on the rapper =/

See now you've just left it open for us to ask "What Rapper?"

...SPILL THE BEANS, MISSY.

 

[Nargle]

I'll give you a hint! It's.. uh...

Ah what the hell, it's Ciara XD

 

[X]

i just googled my own name, and found a facebook account with the name spelled the exact way mine was. and i found a basketball score list for him too. and he lives in.. Milwaukee? 0_o

 

[Dyluck]

I once looked up an article on how to have sex with a car.

It was interesting.

 

[Nargle]

I once looked up an article on how to have sex with a car.

It was interesting.

Buy a car, and then go have sex with your significant other?

Harr harr =3

 

[mottled.kitten]

Harlequin babies. Holy shit I was scarred for life.

 

[Azure]

Harlequin babies. Holy shit I was scarred for life.

LOL. I was mildly queasy when I saw it the first time, but then I browsed rotten.com. I am now completely desensitized to pretty much everything.

 

[KillerFreya]

I've got a few. Let's see now...

"Digital wang" + mockery
"nude pictures of cheese"
buttdick
crotch stench
extraterrestrial dinosaurs
vagina cast iron

...And that's all the awesome ones I could find. I'm REALLY confused about that "nude pictures of cheese" one. When the HELL did I look that one up, and WHY?!