What if i had _____

[ssaannttoo]

if I had a DUMP truck.

 

[Chad Firepaws]

If I had any sense

 

[WhiteFur]

If I had a job

 

[RamblingRenegade]

had a friend

 

[WhiteFur]

A purpose…

 

[TrixieFox]

What if I had a way to turn almost completely female?

 

[ben909]

*quoted every line from "i wish i had duck feet" but censors the negative parts*

 

[Dragon64]

Someone to hang out with

 

[RamblingRenegade]

Someone to hang out with

Feel that

 

[TrixieFox]

Good Parents?

 

[Faustus]

What if I had...
...to kick Kanye West out of a Sketchers?

 

[Chad Firepaws]

To give a public presentation

 

[RamblingRenegade]

What if I had to listen to said presentation what's it about?

 

[Chad Firepaws]

What if I had to listen to said presentation what's it about?

Idk I didn't study

 

[Mambi]

Idk I didn't study

Well PAY ATTENTION!!! <the cat slaps you playfully while leaning in close> Ohhh what if I had a proper way to keep your <ahem>..."interest". <giggle>

 

[RamblingRenegade]

I'm so broke I can't afford to pay attention

 

[Borophagus Sarcophagus]

What if I had a life?

 

[a sleepy kitty]

What if I had a pizza from my favorite pizzaria?

 

[Chad Firepaws]

What if I had more customers?

 

[a sleepy kitty]

What if I had mental stability.

 

[Matt the Terrier]

What if I lived in New York instead of Illinois.

 

[RamblingRenegade]

What If I Had A Brain Sometimes

 

[Fritzy525]

What if I had AIDS?

(Lmao that was the first thing that came to mind)

 

[WhiteFur]

What if I had a furry friend?

 

[Fritzy525]

What if I had a furry friend?

I can be your friend!