What if there was a civalization of furries?

[Shino]

In theory, great idea.

In practice. Fail. Superfail. Tactical Nuke fail.


Suddenly I have an image in my head of a burning town with anthros running around with their fur on fire. I would imagine it would be something like that.

 

[Attaman]

In theory, great idea.

In practice. Fail. Superfail. Tactical Nuke fail.


Suddenly I have an image in my head of a burning town with anthros running around with their fur on fire. I would imagine it would be something like that.

I was going to ask how it could be a great idea, then realized that them being human-like means they're obviously doing something right.

 

[slydude851]

Most likely not, although I'm still young and still have alot more years to live so I'll make up my mind later.

 

[Ozriel]

There's a fatal flaw in your plan. The furries won't have riches, they'll trade away all their gold for giant paintings of their fursonas having sex.

I can still exploit them either way by giving them crappy art in place for gold and supplies.

 

[Zseliq]

There is. You just havn't found it yet. >:]

 

[XericOryx]

I can still exploit them either way by giving them crappy art in place for gold and supplies.

I'm not all that interested in art and I absolutely don't give a fuck about literature. I'd be the one furry who keeps the gold.

 

[Attaman]

I'm not all that interested in art and I absolutely don't give a fuck about literature. I'd be the one furry who keeps the gold.

Prepare to be swarmed. Some people plan for the Zombie-Apocalypse. Some plan for military uprising. You... you will need to plan to be besieged by thousands of Furries groaning "Gold" so that they can spend it on commissions.

 

[XericOryx]

Prepare to be swarmed. Some people plan for the Zombie-Apocalypse. Some plan for military uprising. You... you will need to plan to be besieged by thousands of Furries groaning "Gold" so that they can spend it on commissions.

Then I guess I really am the smartest furry...

 

[RoqsWolf]

Then I guess I really am the smartest furry...

No I am :V jk
I like the art alot but not that much as to spend it on commisions.. yet... Well maybe I haven't invested on commisions cause I just don't have access to the money that readily avalible. You might be the same

 

[XericOryx]

No I am :V

No I'm Ozymandeus.

 

[Nakhi]

No I'm Ozymandeus.

OZYMANDIAS​

I met a traveller from an antique land
Who said: Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert. Near them on the sand,
Half sunk, a shatter'd visage lies, whose frown
And wrinkled lip and sneer of cold command
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamp'd on these lifeless things,
The hand that mock'd them and the heart that fed.
And on the pedestal these words appear:
"My name is Ozymandias, king of kings:
Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!"
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare,
The lone and level sands stretch far away.

I would not want to be Ozymandias.

 

[XericOryx]

OZYMANDIAS​

I met a traveller from an antique land
Who said: Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert. Near them on the sand,
Half sunk, a shatter'd visage lies, whose frown
And wrinkled lip and sneer of cold command
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamp'd on these lifeless things,
The hand that mock'd them and the heart that fed.
And on the pedestal these words appear:
"My name is Ozymandias, king of kings:
Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!"
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare,
The lone and level sands stretch far away.

I would not want to be Ozymandias.

I was talking about the gay watchman.

 

[Superfoxy]

What if there was a civalization that consisted of people who are only furries (Not anthros but the people who are into the fandom) Would you join the civalization? How do you think normal people would think about it? What would it consist of?

If I mail you dead cats, will you stop?

 

[Silkstone]

And forget about buying food from outside sources, where's the GDP going to come from? Commissions?

Excuse me hile I laugh my bum off for a few minutes.
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M'kay I think...

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Ok, ok I really am good now =)

Anyhows, I would go to visit this furrnation for like 5 minutes, be scared out of my pants, and catch a cab out of there first thing.
Now, if I already lived there, I would hide in my room and ductape the windows an doors, and then only contact my neighbors and housemates through the computer D: *types* "Oh, how's my brother Johnny doing?" "Oh, he's fine, why don't look out your window? He's with Alex." *peeks* "NUUUU scarred for life ;_; My poor.. poor .. lawngnomes."

 

[wolf with earrings]

i wouldn't get bandfags and stupid-ass douche's laughing and yelling at me because i wear a collar.
<.<
don't ask.

 

[Randy-Darkshade]

I'm sure people ask the same damn questions but change a few feckin words.

 

[XericOryx]

It would be cooler if there was a society of real anthros that didnt' act like us furries.

 

[RoqsWolf]

It would be cooler if there was a society of real anthros that didnt' act like us furries.

BUt I'm sure that topics been already stated and I wanted to make a "What if" Thread as Original as possible which is realy hard

 

[Attaman]

It would be cooler if there was a society of real anthros that didnt' act like us furries.

So humans with fur / scales / etc?

I don't really see the "coolness" in that, unless it's on another planet and thus it shows life beyond Earth.

 

[XericOryx]

So humans with fur / scales / etc?

I don't really see the "coolness" in that, unless it's on another planet and thus it shows life beyond Earth.

Then okay that would work.

 

[Dragoneer]

Tame them! NEER NEEDS FOXY HOUSEMAIDENS!

 

[Lazydabear]

Then it will become Gods Nintendo game.

 

[RoqsWolf]

Then it will become Gods Nintendo game.

How would you do a barrel roll?

 

[XericOryx]

How would you do a barrel roll?

Go ask Peppy.

 

[tox-foxx]

I would bomb it. :|

Or even if I decided not to, someone else would.