What if you were someone's Totem/Spirit animal?

[Slytherin Umbreon]

So I made a joke in Open chat about someone casting patronus and having a furry for their patronus instead of a normal animal.
So now we have this thread.
Native American Totem Animals & Their Meanings – Legends of America
(It's a much bigger list then last time, @Simo we have one for you this time! o/)

So now you're someone's spirit animal.
High-jinks Ensue!

 

[Ravofox]

Hmmm, invisibility, camoflarge and trickery it says. I really see myself doing this to whoever has me as their spirit animal:

 

[Yakamaru]

Me as a spirit animal? Would be fun. :3

 

[WarriorWhispers]

Does this mean I have to be responsible for someone else now??

 

[Pompadork]

Both cow and bull have fertility. I dunno about you guys but I think I’d be mortified if a giant walking bovine with dumb swoopy hair was trying to help me get some.

 

[HistoricalyIncorrect]

Keeper of secrets, guardian, listener, guide, aware, intuitive, unconventional.

hmm...

 

[ColaDaFox]

I would want to end up A dragon cuz richness, infinity, wisdom, power like do you know what kind of ego trip I could go on

 

[Joni]

Does this mean I have to be responsible for someone else now??

Oh no, responsibility.Not with me, I'm out

 

[KimberVaile]

That's too bad, cause I'd never show up. Sorry random guy who needed a spirit totem animal.

 

[KimberVaile]

Guy: Woah, my spirit animal!
Me: Is in the midst playing a video game.
Guy: Hello?
Me: Exasperated sigh. "What is it?"
Guy: "Well, I was wondering if you could give me advice on my situation. Two my friends are arguing with each other and ad forcing me to pick a-"
Me: "Be true to yourself, honesty always wins something something believe in yourself. See ya" Guzzles down some light beer and goes back to playing vidya.

 

[KILL.MAIM.KILL]

First I'd introduce myself. Then they would say, "Oh wow, my spirit animal! According to Native American legend, lizards represent conservation, vision, self-protection, hidden defenses, shrewdness and variation!"

Then I would look them in the eye and say:
"ХЕХЕХЕХЕХЕ... нет. I am not American, you idiot. I am a Russian lizard! I represent screeching, violence, bad decisions, recklessness, pessimism, envy and mood swings!"

I would then spend my time haunting them, influencing them to do bad decisions, eat all their snacks, drink their alcohol, and then use their computer and TV to watch lizard mating videos.

They will soon call an exorcist.

 

[Dongding]

Stoic, sensitive, persevering, curious, imaginative, new beginnings, change, life force.
- - - - -
Man... I got my work cut out for me. I can barely afford food let alone be a spirit guide for another person. Maybe I can crash on their couch?

 

[Mikazuki Marazhu]

I'm sure I'll disappoint someone V:

 

[GarthTheWereWolf]

This can only go poorly

 

[Some Moron]

AAAAAHHHHHHHH! GHOST! SO SCARY!

 

[CertifiedCervine]

Deer: Kindness, subtlety, Caring, Gracefullness, Compassion, Seller of adventure, Gentleness

I’m sure I’d be excellent at it

———-
Person: Hey, your my spirit animal right?
Me: Yes...
Person: Ok I need help
Me: What do you need?
Person: So there’s this—
Me: You know what why don’t we just watch Mr Rogers Neighborhood problem solved
Person:But—
Me:shhhh it’s starting

 

[Deleted member 111470]

I'd be a pretty shitty totem/spirit animal. My fursona probably wouldn't tho, he's kinda cool. Although he might or might not influence people to steal valuables. I guess he'd be a good thief's spirit animal.

 

[Slytherin Umbreon]

I'd be a pretty shitty totem/spirit animal. My fursona probably wouldn't tho, he's kinda cool. Although he might or might not influence people to steal valuables. I guess he'd be a good thief's spirit animal.

 

[Simo]

"Skunk: Reputation, presence, strength, demands respect, sensual, steady, pacifism, taking your time."

OK, sensual, whoever I guide is gonna have no problems, there. Zero. Pacifistic? Well, yep, that's me...but... demands respect, or, ya get sprayed! I do encourage taking your time, though this might also be considered laziness. Strength? Er...I guess maybe in endurance? Steady? Steadily going more crazy!

Whoever gets me as their spirit animal is going to love to tease foxes (among other critters), will develop a strong paw and arm from keeping them in line and they way they tug on a leash, laugh a lot, cry a lot, try and help others, go crazy fairly often, but somehow manage to pull through.

 

[DrunkZombie]

Wolf: Loyalty, perseverance, success, intuition, spirit, appetite for freedom, can be a loner. Hmm, fairly accurate I guess. I could do it if I had to.

 

[Slytherin Umbreon]

Wolf: Loyalty, perseverance, success, intuition, spirit, appetite for freedom, can be a loner. Hmm, fairly accurate I guess. I could do it if I had to.

Hey, you became a full furry? This calls for an Awooo!
-bugles-

 

[DrunkZombie]

Hey, you became a full furry? This calls for an Awooo!
-bugles-

Well, some might say I was denying my true nature all along...

 

[Deleted member 82554]

I'd be deeply concerned. I'm the last person anyone should look up to or take inspiration from...

 

[Slytherin Umbreon]

I'd be deeply concerned. I'm the last person anyone should look up to or take inspiration from...

I dunno, your Avatar looks very inspiring.
Is this the results of first time Coffee and Cream?

 

[Infrarednexus]

My totem would probably just be a big ass tesla coil.