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What is the Funniest Thing that's Happened to You?

Amepix

Some Furry Artist
That's right folks! Open up your memory vault and tell us what's the funniest things that's happened to you!

Now this can be anything, something that's happened while you were gaming, while with friends, or whatever else.

As for me, I can't quite remember anything, but I'll be sure to put anything here once something comes to mind.
 

Mambi

Fun loving kitty cat
One time I was laying down in the summer sun on some large rocks at the bottom of an embankment by the seawall, about 50 feet down from the top of the rocks and the rest of the world. I got cozy and fell asleep to the sounds of the waves peacefully...

...The next thing I knew I was being gently touched by a stranger on the shoulder while hearing "It's ok. Try to relax, can you hear me? Don't try to move, you're going to be ok. Are you in any pain sir?" My eyes and head focused almost instantly and I saw he was wearing a white paramedic outfit with his partner near my feet, while a little under a dozen onlookers were along the top wall looking down at the scene!!! I immediately explained I just fell asleep and was completely fine, and asked in total confusion what the heck was going on.

They explained that apparently while I was asleep, a random tourist was looking at the ocean and while checking it out, they saw "a man sprawled out on the rocks below" and thought I fell and was hurt, so they called 911 not being able themselves to climb down and check on me!!! I laughed and thanked them for their troubles...really if I HAD have fallen they'd have saved my life...but assured them I was fine and all was good, thanks you again for the concern.

The paramedics got a chuckle out of the whole situation and were good spirited about it ("Rather go to a false alarm that's fine than miss a call that's not any day." the guy told me proudly), but I was then politely asked to maybe consider napping somewhere else in the future. <giggle> What a weird afternoon that was!
 

Amepix

Some Furry Artist
One time I was laying down in the summer sun on some large rocks at the bottom of an embankment by the seawall, about 50 feet down from the top of the rocks and the rest of the world. I got cozy and fell asleep to the sounds of the waves peacefully...

...The next thing I knew I was being gently touched by a stranger on the shoulder while hearing "It's ok. Try to relax, can you hear me? Don't try to move, you're going to be ok. Are you in any pain sir?" My eyes and head focused almost instantly and I saw he was wearing a white paramedic outfit with his partner near my feet, while a little under a dozen onlookers were along the top wall looking down at the scene!!! I immediately explained I just fell asleep and was completely fine, and asked in total confusion what the heck was going on.

They explained that apparently while I was asleep, a random tourist was looking at the ocean and while checking it out, they saw "a man sprawled out on the rocks below" and thought I fell and was hurt, so they called 911 not being able themselves to climb down and check on me!!! I laughed and thanked them for their troubles...really if I HAD have fallen they'd have saved my life...but assured them I was fine and all was good, thanks you again for the concern.

The paramedics got a chuckle out of the whole situation and were good spirited about it ("Rather go to a false alarm that's fine than miss a call that's not any day." the guy told me proudly), but I was then politely asked to maybe consider napping somewhere else in the future. <giggle> What a weird afternoon that was!
That was a weird afternoon. But at least everyone there had good intentions, that's what counts :)
 

FoxZarz

Just a dumb big fox
I friend of mine wanted me to make an english essay saying that SHE (it was a guy btw) was a really really bad person and wanted to f*ck with the teachers

No idea why, i just did it (btw, that was in high school, and I was back then one of the few kids that knew how to speak english)
Turns out that that guy was going to "make" the essay for a girl that almost everybody hated a lot when she was a kid (She's... let's say the devil), and used me to make a prank for her

Almost nobody at the high school speaked english (everyone just used google translate for the essays), so everybody tought that she was reading the essay just fine, while my teacher was horrified and confused (and also I X'D) looking how a 14yo girl was saying... well... awful things about herself AND the Teacher... meanwhile my friends just couldn't contain the laught sometimes and the girl got mad saying that he was jealous that SHE "made" such an amazing essay

And then I started laughing

And then we both got caught

X'D we still laugh to this day about that, even the teacher wich we visit sometimes says that he share the story with the students so they get a lesson of the importance of knowing english
 

RamblingRenegade

Just a Horse Trying to Avoid Life's Manure
I mean I 've had a lot happen, I don't know what I can say, some of it I might get in trouble for ;) Once I pissed off a country music artist so bad, they threatened to cancel the event they came to do, and I was suspended for a week without pay, that was pretty good. Oh, and last night my brother was over, and he convinced his son to eat a bouillon cube as it was a new hard chocolate, how he fell for it I don't know but it was hard to go along with it and keep a straight face while he ate it, then made a face and said how disgusting it was
 

Yakamaru

Silly McFly
I was born, and it's been funny ever since. :>
 

Inferndragon

Dragon Doodler with a Tail Snake
Heading on a bus and a jehovah witness came up to me when i was minding myself. He was wearing like a doctors gown thing... So i presumed he was a doctor. He started talking to me out of nowhere. Since i had nothing better to do I listened to his ramblings. He said he was going to someones house to look after them. So I wish him on his way. As soon as he handed me his card... It said "Church of Jehovah" I was like... Oh... he was trying to convert me.

In the end it was the first time i met a jehovah's witness... Still amusing how oblivious i was.
 

Amepix

Some Furry Artist
I friend of mine wanted me to make an english essay saying that SHE (it was a guy btw) was a really really bad person and wanted to f*ck with the teachers

No idea why, i just did it (btw, that was in high school, and I was back then one of the few kids that knew how to speak english)
Turns out that that guy was going to "make" the essay for a girl that almost everybody hated a lot when she was a kid (She's... let's say the devil), and used me to make a prank for her

Almost nobody at the high school speaked english (everyone just used google translate for the essays), so everybody tought that she was reading the essay just fine, while my teacher was horrified and confused (and also I X'D) looking how a 14yo girl was saying... well... awful things about herself AND the Teacher... meanwhile my friends just couldn't contain the laught sometimes and the girl got mad saying that he was jealous that SHE "made" such an amazing essay

And then I started laughing

And then we both got caught

X'D we still laugh to this day about that, even the teacher wich we visit sometimes says that he share the story with the students so they get a lesson of the importance of knowing english
She really did "make" an amazing essay, didn't she?
 

Amepix

Some Furry Artist
Heading on a bus and a jehovah witness came up to me when i was minding myself. He was wearing like a doctors gown thing... So i presumed he was a doctor. He started talking to me out of nowhere. Since i had nothing better to do I listened to his ramblings. He said he was going to someones house to look after them. So I wish him on his way. As soon as he handed me his card... It said "Church of Jehovah" I was like... Oh... he was trying to convert me.

In the end it was the first time i met a jehovah's witness... Still amusing how oblivious i was.
Really hate it when religious people try to convert others into religion. I mean, I believe in God, but I don't need to force someone else to. I also don't go to church.
 

Amepix

Some Furry Artist
I mean I 've had a lot happen, I don't know what I can say, some of it I might get in trouble for ;) Once I pissed off a country music artist so bad, they threatened to cancel the event they came to do, and I was suspended for a week without pay, that was pretty good. Oh, and last night my brother was over, and he convinced his son to eat a bouillon cube as it was a new hard chocolate, how he fell for it I don't know but it was hard to go along with it and keep a straight face while he ate it, then made a face and said how disgusting it was
At least your brother wad honest

And a week without pay? Then I wouldn't work. If you're not paying me, I'm not working.
 

FoxZarz

Just a dumb big fox
Really hate it when religious people try to convert others into religion. I mean, I believe in God, but I don't need to force someone else to. I also don't go to church.
When i was a kid i almost died drowned and my mom instead of showing me the importance of not going alone to some places without saying anything, she inmediatly got really mad saying that it happened because I played Guitar Hero III and it was a "satanic game" so i NEEDED to delete it before the devil killed me

She didn't even know what was the music of the game, I always played with headphones, but she said that it is a satanic came because in the game the characters did this constantly
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Amepix

Some Furry Artist
When i was a kid i almost died drowned and my mom instead of showing me the importance of not going alone to some places without saying anything, she inmediatly got really mad saying that it happened because I played Guitar Hero III and it was a "satanic game" so i NEEDED to delete it before the devil killed me

She didn't even know what was the music of the game, I always played with headphones, but she said that it is a satanic came because in the game the characters did this constantly
love-you-gesture_1f91f.png
Religious people are weird. Not all of them, but a good few are, and I'd just like to stay out of it.

And I'd really like to ask if it's really a big deal that your child is passionate about something, so you want to take it away. With their excuse being it's demonic. Oh yeah, I'm sure that the yellow surge rat is a demon sent from hell to convince your child too... Play Pokémon?
 

FoxZarz

Just a dumb big fox
And I'd really like to ask if it's really a big deal that your child is passionate about something, so you want to take it away
She actually take it away, I didn't play it anymore since then, but when I discovered the internet (wich was pretty limited for us), oh boy, I inmediatly downloaded a fangame with a lot of customization and the best part it's that it does not have any character in the backround so she can just look at the notes fly by and wonder if that is the same game that "almost killed me?" (It's named Clone Hero btw)
Oh yeah, I'm sure that the yellow surge rat is a demon sent from hell to convince your child too... Play Pokémon?
I mean, maybe the look of the pokemons are cute enough for someone to say: Obviously this isn't anything demonic

UNLESS they were reading facebook (you know, 40-50yo dads & mom stuff, minion memes, remedys... etc) and someone just decided to post idk, a creepypasta of
Pikachu, in that case, they inmediatly relate the game to something demonic and won't believe in you if you say that they have just read was somebody making a fan story

It's a little funny how old people teach their childrens to "not trust what strangers says" and then they inmediatly believe in anything they found online, but i guess internet it's sometimes a little complicated for them... i mean, it's slightly hard sometimes to differenciate from a true download button and a fake one lol
 

Amepix

Some Furry Artist
It's a little funny how old people teach their childrens to "not trust what strangers says" and then they inmediatly believe in anything they found online, but i guess internet it's sometimes a little complicated for them... i mean, it's slightly hard sometimes to differenciate from a true download button and a fake one lol
Yeah, I also really hate it when most adults just think they know everything and refuse to listen to anything their children have to say. Even if the kid was right, they won't listen! And then they'll say their child is entitled or something I presume.
 
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