What is the strangest thing you have ever been given?

[Randy-Darkshade]

Either by friends or family on your birthday, or at christmas. Or just an item you were given by someone who didn't want it no more.

The weirdest thing i ever was given by my mom was a big box of pron magazines. Most were 40+ mags >.> better known as MILFs >.>. I didn't ask what she was doing with them, if i remember right a friend of hers gave them to her, then she gave the box to me when she was clearing out prepareing to move house. Needless to say i don't have them anymore, they got thrown in the trash.

Another question, ever taken something offered to you, just because you felt it was polite to accept it?

 

[Ceuper]

Your mom gave you a box of MILF porn? =/ Did she... know? WHAT IS THE MESSAGE THERE!?

I got a pillow for Christmas once. Just... a pillow. It was actually a really good gift; I still use it.

 

[Randy-Darkshade]

Your mom gave you a box of MILF porn? =/ Did she... know? WHAT IS THE MESSAGE THERE!?

I got a pillow for Christmas once. Just... a pillow. It was actually a really good gift; I still use it.

No, she didn't even know what milf stood for untill i told her., that was quite a few years ago now.

At the moment i can not think of any thing else i have been given to add to this.

 

[Liam]

Your mom gave you a box of MILF porn? =/ Did she... know? WHAT IS THE MESSAGE THERE!?

I got a pillow for Christmas once. Just... a pillow. It was actually a really good gift; I still use it.

A Pillow? You are lucky.

I once got an Xbox game. We didn't and still don't have an Xbox. It was from my parents. I don't hold it against them. It was probably a mistake.

 

[Seprakarius]

This is easy.

*ahem*

I got the strangest stocking stuffer period this past holiday season. I'm not one to easily shock or anything, but I outright went slackjaw upon seeing the thing.

It was an electronic yodeling pickle. The package was split between painful yellow and bright green, with the strange image of a pickle-man in Lederhosen plastered about the outside. Inside was, sure enough, a plastic green mock-pickle which produced a far-too-lengthy tinny yodeling noise when a button was pushed.

I remember immediately and vocally questioning how this would ever make it to the realm of things people would sanely sell, and how many steps from reality you'd have to be to think of the thing as a good product to sell in the first place.

The following few days actually saw a good number of friends coming to my house to see that, yes, the thing really did exist. That's why I still own it, I suppose; just to have it to prove that I didn't make the thing up.

 

[foxmusk]

for christmas one year, my aunt sent me a gift basket containing pretzels, golf balls, and some nasty-ass candy, with a sticker on it that said "To: Pepper".

Pepper was her husband.

 

[pheonix]

I got a gift certificate to hallmark. :V

 

[Rytes]

a bunny that poops jellybeans

 

[SnowFox]

a bunny that poops jellybeans

OMG NOWAY. I had a cow that pooped jelly beans for christmas once. When people have no idea what to get me, I'd rather they didn't get me anything than waste money on crap

I just noticed the pun, but I'm going to leave it in anyway

 

[CaptainCool]

back at school we always used to draw names of classmates out of a hat to make that person a small gift right before christmas.
i got a music CD of some indian pop star. i dont mind foreign music at all, thats not the wierd part^^
the weird part is that one song sounded like the nightrider theme during the chrous

 

[ramsay_baggins]

A little round ball with a circuit you connect by putting your finger over it and then it lights up red and goes OOOOEEEEEOOOOEEEEOOOEEEE. It was awesome. I got two so I gave one to my best friend XD Mine broke last week though <=[

 

[Randy-Darkshade]

A little round ball with a circuit you connect by putting your finger over it and then it lights up red and goes OOOOEEEEEOOOOEEEEOOOEEEE. It was awesome. I got two so I gave one to my best friend XD Mine broke last week though <=[

Sounds like a siren lol.

 

[ramsay_baggins]

Sounds like a siren lol.

Wasn't a siren, it was about an inch in diameter and it was more like a UFO sound than a siren =P It was epic, I loved it while it worked XD

 

[Randy-Darkshade]

Wasn't a siren, it was about an inch in diameter and it was more like a UFO sound than a siren =P It was epic, I loved it while it worked XD

Why do the simple silly things amuse us the most? lol. I am a bastard when looking around the toy stores at christmas looking for gifts cause i am the type who loves tiohit the "try me" button. I am also the type of annoying bastard to set off like 6 of the same toys and walk off and leave them XD

 

[Toaster]

wormfarm
hamster
a pet crab from my grandma
toe socks
I
STILL HAVE ALL THIS STUFF-BUT THE HAMSTER

 

[ForestFox91]

I once got one of those singing fish from my grandmother when I was about 10... All my friends were around... It was ridiculous I hated the thing, but my friends loved it...

 

[bozzles]

Birth.

 

[Shino]

For years, my mom would give me underwear. And I repeatedly told her not to. This is also a family that has everybody there for present opening. I don't even use them, I wear boxers.

Seriously, Mom? Are you trying to embarass me? You're doing a great job at it. >_<

 

[LotsOfNothing]

Cologne from my mom. The gift itself isn't the strange part, but the short talk afterward.

Mom: Merry Christmas!
Me, jokingly: Thanks, I'll remember this when I find a girl...
Mom: ...or guy!
Me: wat.

 

[Psi Xen]

My mother just loves to give me random purchases she buys at thrift stores.

My favorite and strangest has to be a ceramic bank that is molded to look like a balding fat guy taking a dump.

It even came with ceramic feces.

I don't put any money in it but it's still funny as hell.

 

[ForestFox91]

Cologne from my mom. The gift itself isn't the strange part, but the short talk afterward.

Mom: Merry Christmas!
Me, jokingly: Thanks, I'll remember this when I find a girl...
Mom: ...or guy!
Me: wat.

pfft hahahahaa! My sister had a similar conversation with me.

 

[KatmanDu]

A dead mouse encased in lucite. Well, it was a Tasteless Secret Santa gift from alt.tasteless, so it was sort of expected.

Other than that, a pipe bomb. Wasn't expecting that.

 

[Torrijos-sama]

A rock. And I still have it.

 

[Crimes]

A pack of party troopers.
...

For my 18th birthday

 

[Irreverent]

A bayonet; totally mint. For a 1910 Ross Mark III rifle; complete with scabbard and frog. Actually, it completed my collection....

I'm not sure what was more amazing....that it was from my Mom......or that she found one. :shock: We had never really discussed it.