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What is with all of this "My little pony" stuff? (The unofficial official MLP Thread)

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AlexInsane said:
Drunk Pinkie: Hey Fluttershy, wanna *hic* make out?
Drunk Fluttershy: No, not really.
Drunk Pinkie: Aw, c'mon, pal, it'll be *hic* funnnnnnn...
Drunk Fluttershy: Try Rainbow Dash, she's always up for a challenge.
Drunk Dash: WHAT'S THAT?! WHO SAID THAT?! I'LL BEAT YOU WITH ALL MY LEGS TIED BEHIND MY BACK! BLINDFOLDED, YA HEAR ME?!

Dash is totally the angry drunk of the group.
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No. Applejack is totally the drunken brawler. Rainbow Dash would be the one doing insane drinking games/stunts.


CannonFodder said:
Fluttershy would probably be stop being shy.
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Eeeeyup.
 
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Equestria doesn't have things like electricity or the internet, do they? No cars, either.

So I guess pictures of passed-out Twilight getting teabagged isn't a possibility.
 
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AlexInsane said:
Equestria doesn't have things like electricity or the internet, do they? No cars, either.

So I guess pictures of passed-out Twilight getting teabagged isn't a possibility.
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The fact that you even thought of that makes you sound disappointed.
 
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The fact that you even thought of that makes you sound disappointed.
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No, it's just that I can imagine the look on Twilight's face if she checked her Facebook the next morning and found out what everyone was looking at.
 
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I have to admit, Twilight is the one that something like that would happen to.

"Twilight! Come party with us!"
"But I need to study..."
"You always say that! Just this once! C'mon!"
"Okay..."
 
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I think Rarity would become the maudlin drunk that cries about stuff.
 
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I wonder what drunk Spike would be like.
 
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AlexInsane said:
I wonder what drunk Spike would be like.
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He'd encourage Rainbow Dash as she chugged beer between bong hits, then go steal all the shot glasses.
 
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He'd encourage Rainbow Dash as she chugged beer between bong hits, then go steal all the shot glasses.
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And would probably eat them.
 
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Important question is: Which drunk pony are you? :v Twilight Sparkle.
 
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I'd say Twilight would get drunk only as an experiment into social drinking, since she might read somewhere that friends go out together.
 
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I'd say Twilight would get drunk only as an experiment into social drinking, since she might read somewhere that friends go out together.
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She might be nerdy enough to have calculated her alcohol tolerance. Other than that... c'mon. Have you seen how stressed she gets?

Totally going to overdo it the first time... assuming she isn't already secretly an alcoholic.
 
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After watching a few brony creations I got interested again (seriously, this fandom is damn peculiar):

12. Family Appreciation Day: and I was reminded why this show is actually more level-headed and better executed than the average statean cartoon. Surprisingly pretty good! I've had similar experiences, actually; old relatives that you merely appreciate until you learn their past and background, and just how much they gave and have to tell. Better yet, Granny Smith is senile, but the episode does a good job in showing she actually still has a clear idea of what she's doing most of the time, even she ends looking wacky in the process, it actually succeds at making her more than a caricature, and for this I praise the show. Also, those Zap apples have got to be one among my favorite of the show's creations now.
 
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Aristócrates Carranza said:
After watching a few brony creations I got interested again (seriously, this fandom is damn peculiar):
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You can never leave the herd and besides would you even want to?
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She might be nerdy enough to have calculated her alcohol tolerance. Other than that... c'mon. Have you seen how stressed she gets?

Totally going to overdo it the first time... assuming she isn't already secretly an alcoholic.
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If she never had alcohol before she probably would chug it down her first time and then pass out pretty fast and then probably develop a addiction.
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Important question is: Which drunk pony are you? :v Twilight Sparkle.
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I'm not a exciting drunk. It takes for me to be bombed out of my mind first before I begin stumbling or anything and trust me I have a high tolerance so you won't see me doing anything stupid.
Me buzzed equates to me slowly drinking it down and you can't tell I've been drinking.
Drunk = you still can't tell
Extremely drunk = you can begin to see from slurring, but other than that you still can't tell.
Completely and totally wasted = "guys I've had enough for tonight"
 
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@CannonFodder: Indeed, it's impossible to do when it's actually justified.

Also: at the beginning of 13:
"Haha, ambigously adult joke about pony genetics is ambigous and funny".
"Diapers with your MOUTH?!".
"Haha, I love how Dash and Rarity's reasons were the most selfish ones".
 
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CannonFodder said:
It sucks to not be a unicorn.
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You bet it does.

13. Baby Cakes: my suspension of disbilief started to be challenged when the baby uncorn used all sorts of magic. Saying "she's a prodigy" is no excuse. Still, I rather liked it; if there's one thing this season has done well, it's highlighting how the girls aren't ever-reliable trouble solvers and how they actually have a more negative and insecure side to them (Twilight is OCD, Pinkie is probably dependent and too happy-go-lucky for her own good, Rarity's actually kind of a bitch and Dash is too proud, even Spike has his actually dangerous greed) , which is better than outright mental breakdowns (because who doesn't have them from time to time). I also liked the episode's use of old-fashioned cartoon slapstick and its mild subversions on the same matter.
 
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CannonFodder said:
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I'm not a exciting drunk. It takes for me to be bombed out of my mind first before I begin stumbling or anything and trust me I have a high tolerance so you won't see me doing anything stupid.
Me buzzed equates to me slowly drinking it down and you can't tell I've been drinking.
Drunk = you still can't tell
Extremely drunk = you can begin to see from slurring, but other than that you still can't tell.
Completely and totally wasted = "guys I've had enough for tonight"
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A high tolerance is no excuse not to exceed it.
 
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14. The last roundup: a drop, but I dislike episodes that make a big fuss out of non-misteries as a general rule. Applejack's excuse is believeable and understandable... it's just that... the setup was just too much (although it actually was a lot of fun)... what am I saying? It's perfectly good plot, but at the end of the day, I think Applejack is just doomed to being the least interesting pony.
 
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Aristócrates Carranza said:
You bet it does.

13. Baby Cakes: my suspension of disbilief started to be challenged when the baby uncorn used all sorts of magic. Saying "she's a prodigy" is no excuse. Still, I rather liked it; if there's one thing this season has done well, it's highlighting how the girls aren't ever-reliable trouble solvers and how they actually have a more negative and insecure side to them (Twilight is OCD, Pinkie is probably dependent and too happy-go-lucky for her own good, Rarity's actually kind of a bitch and Dash is too proud, even Spike has his actually dangerous greed) , which is better than outright mental breakdowns (because who doesn't have them from time to time). I also liked the episode's use of old-fashioned cartoon slapstick and its mild subversions on the same matter.
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I just had a thought, given pumpkin cake's ability is it possible that unicorns start out with tons of magic and as time goes on it becomes specific and limited towards their cutie marks. Twilight said that unicorns normally have only a little magic towards their specific talent.

That would also explain alicorns, a genetic mutation allowing unicorns to prevent the loss of magical abilities. Given the pegasus can fly without it making much sense physics wise, pegasus magic is probably to help them fly. Also it was mentioned only earth ponies can grow food. So alicorns might be a mutation that prevents their magic from becoming specifically geared towards their talent and the wings might be a side-effect.

It'd also explain twilight's abilities. She can use the elements of harmony, has a wide range of magic & has extremely powerful magic. Twilight might carry the gene, just not exhibit the physical symptoms. It'd also explain why she is celestia's prized pupil, celestia may realize there's a chance of twilight carrying it.
 
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Vukasin said:
Rarity didn't even have a reason. She just kinda went "No, fuck you" and shut the door xD
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No shame in saying no.

Especially when it comes to two very active baby ponies.
 
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