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What is with all of this "My little pony" stuff? (The unofficial official MLP Thread)

CannonFodder

Resistance is futile! If 0 ohm
Re: What is with all of this "My little pony" stuff? (The unofficial official MLP Thr

Anybody else listen to DongleKumquat though?
 

Cain

Guess what mood I'm in today.
Re: What is with all of this "My little pony" stuff? (The unofficial official MLP Thr

Nope.

So, I decided to get some dessert, and watch MLP.

Absent mindedly, I took some delightful sweet things with delectable icing, and sat down at my desk to watch ponies.

The realization dawned on me.

I took

Cupcakes.




I'm not going to sleep tonight, am I.
*goes into fetal position*

edit:
Holy shit i just took a bite.
THEY'RE FUCKING RAINBOW ON THE INSIDE.

*RUNS AWAY SCREAMING*
 
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CannonFodder

Resistance is futile! If 0 ohm
Re: What is with all of this "My little pony" stuff? (The unofficial official MLP Thr

Is it just me or are the villains becoming more and more organized in how they want to take over? Nightmare moon didn't really have a plan other than trying to stop the mane6 from getting to the elements of harmony. Discord steamrolled the mane6 and only lost cause he was overly cocky. Queen Chrysalis was outright ready for the mane6 to try and use the elements of harmony and only lost cause after draining Shining Armor didn't think he could use the forcefield again. Quite frankly even I didn't ever think of the possibility that Alicorns could ubercharge other ponies before that scene.
 
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KigRatel

Colaholic
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I was just wondering. These MLP Ponies, are they biologically the same as real-life ponies (disregarding the wings, horns and multicoloured hair/fur)?
 

CannonFodder

Resistance is futile! If 0 ohm
Re: What is with all of this "My little pony" stuff? (The unofficial official MLP Thr

I was just wondering. These MLP Ponies, are they biologically the same as real-life ponies (disregarding the wings, horns and multicoloured hair/fur)?
Personally I don't think so. They don't even look like ponies.
In all likilihood they're their own species.
 

KigRatel

Colaholic
Re: What is with all of this "My little pony" stuff? (The unofficial official MLP Thr

Personally I don't think so. They don't even look like ponies.
In all likilihood they're their own species.

So, this image is inaccurate?
 

CannonFodder

Resistance is futile! If 0 ohm
Re: What is with all of this "My little pony" stuff? (The unofficial official MLP Thr

So, this image is inaccurate?
....Wait... eww. Tag your stuff as nsfw when need be.

Also on the subject my guesses on how their anatomy works yes I do think that image is inaccurate. I have a decent idea of how their world works. My best guesses on how their world works summarized would be as follows-
Intelligence came about early on which is why all the animals seem to be smarter than their real life counterpart.
Alicorns aren't demi-gods, but rather being a alicorn ubercharges their talent. I still have no clue on how Celestia raises the sun. Magic nerfs mass production cause why make a factory to make products when you can just magic it? We've seen a television in the show, but chances are without mass production such things are probably few and far between and far more expensive.
Their government pays for weather control and other tasks. If weather was privatized that would not end well for countless ponies.

As for cutie marks they probably started out way back. My guess is that originally they were a means of identification and where they stood societally in a herd, such as "this pony is the leader" or "this pony is a mare" or such. As the millenia passed they became more and more intricate and complex. Cutie marks aren't actually a ponies' destiny, but a vague symbolism of what their call in life is.

As for why season 2 finale has been the only large scale invasion when equestria doesn't have a military other than the royal guards, I'd say it's cause of how cadence was able to help shining armor in the finale. If a alicorn can boost a unicorn's powers then Celestia should have just powered up Twilight's raw powers to deliver a over-powered attack against Queen Chrysalis.
I can imagine past wars have gone something like this-
Dragon army, "what is a pony princess and a bunch of ponies going to do?"
Celestia, "this"
*Grabs unicorn with speciality in ice magic*
*unicorn proceeds to freeze entire dragon army permanently in ice*
 

CannonFodder

Resistance is futile! If 0 ohm
Re: What is with all of this "My little pony" stuff? (The unofficial official MLP Thr

Pony's have bathrooms, your image is invalid.
Pinkie Pie and Applejack didn't wash their hooves though. urgh
 

Vukasin

Member
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Pinkie Pie and Applejack didn't wash their hooves though. urgh
Outhouses don't have sinks.

They walk around on their hooves all day anyway. It's not like they'd stay clean for very long.
 

Cain

Guess what mood I'm in today.
Re: What is with all of this "My little pony" stuff? (The unofficial official MLP Thr

Outhouses don't have sinks.

They walk around on their hooves all day anyway. It's not like they'd stay clean for very long.
Socks.
 

KigRatel

Colaholic
Re: What is with all of this "My little pony" stuff? (The unofficial official MLP Thr

....Wait... eww. Tag your stuff as nsfw when need be.

Oh, sorry about that. I thought that only applied to images of a sexual nature. But let's not go into that.
 

CannonFodder

Resistance is futile! If 0 ohm
Re: What is with all of this "My little pony" stuff? (The unofficial official MLP Thr

That awkward moment when you realize that ponyville is the only city where the majority of the ponies don't wear clothes.
 

Ahzek M'kar

Anal Centipede
Re: What is with all of this "My little pony" stuff? (The unofficial official MLP Thr

277 pages about ponies....Wow....Just wow....
 

Ikrit

I'm fired up!
Re: What is with all of this "My little pony" stuff? (The unofficial official MLP Thr

hmmm...that was the most disturbing cupcakes video I've seen yet

yall people scare me
 

CannonFodder

Resistance is futile! If 0 ohm
Re: What is with all of this "My little pony" stuff? (The unofficial official MLP Thr

hmmm...that was the most disturbing cupcakes video I've seen yet

yall people scare me
Who wants to help me make cupcakes?
277 pages about ponies....Wow....Just wow....
Resistance is futile, you will be assimilated into the herd.
 

Roose Hurro

Lovable Curmudgeon
Banned
Re: What is with all of this "My little pony" stuff? (The unofficial official MLP Thr

Pinkie Pie and Applejack didn't wash their hooves though. urgh

Well, they're ponies, and they're female, so it's not like they had to touch anything (ponies don't need toilet paper).
 

CannonFodder

Resistance is futile! If 0 ohm
Re: What is with all of this "My little pony" stuff? (The unofficial official MLP Thr

Well, they're ponies, and they're female, so it's not like they had to touch anything (ponies don't need toilet paper).
Can we please change the subject away from how they use toilets?
 

CannonFodder

Resistance is futile! If 0 ohm
Re: What is with all of this "My little pony" stuff? (The unofficial official MLP Thr

Nooppeee. Hasn't happened yet.
Have you tried watching a couple episodes?
The season 2 finale was really good no matter.
 

Ahzek M'kar

Anal Centipede
Re: What is with all of this "My little pony" stuff? (The unofficial official MLP Thr

Have you tried watching a couple episodes?
The season 2 finale was really good no matter.

I've watched all the episodes, and I'm still not a brony.
 

CannonFodder

Resistance is futile! If 0 ohm
Re: What is with all of this "My little pony" stuff? (The unofficial official MLP Thr

I've watched all the episodes, and I'm still not a brony.
ALL 52 episodes?!
*pants on fire level lie detected*
 

Ahzek M'kar

Anal Centipede
Re: What is with all of this "My little pony" stuff? (The unofficial official MLP Thr

ALL 52 episodes?!
*pants on fire level lie detected*

Discord appeared in the start of the second season and Queen Chrysalis is in the finale of the said season. Celestia gets her ass kicked and Fluttershy has tail extension. Would you like me to go on?
 

CannonFodder

Resistance is futile! If 0 ohm
Re: What is with all of this "My little pony" stuff? (The unofficial official MLP Thr

Discord appeared in the start of the second season and Queen Chrysalis is in the finale of the said season. Celestia gets her ass kicked and Fluttershy has tail extension. Would you like me to go on?
Damn, did someone make you watch it with them?
 
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