What is your favorite out-of-context quote?

[Minerva_Minx]

They went into my closet to find skeletons, but all they found were shoes. Glorious shoes.

 

[Hollowsong]

"Law enforcement doesn't care about yeast"

 

[a sleepy kitty]

"Yo mama's ass is so hairy, it looks like Don King is about to pop out and say, "ONLY IN AMERICA!""

 

[Hollowsong]

"It's fine and I know what I'm doing, it's fine and I know how to- how to do, I don't know what this little diddy is that I'm singing, but it's true, and I'm gonna make this pizza: WOO! A- oOh- I-"

 

[Hollowsong]

"We have our extra virgin olive oil" Weasel: " just like me" laughs and crys Weasel: "I'm just kidding" Also weasel: "I hope I'm kidding"

 

[Hollowsong]

What is a kitchen gun???

 

[Minerva_Minx]

Are you achin? For some bacon? He's a big pig. You can be a big pig, too.

 

[a sleepy kitty]

Are you achin? For some bacon? He's a big pig. You can be a big pig, too.

"What do you want me to do; dress in drag and do the hula??!"

 

[a sleepy kitty]

"Alright, everyone! Tomorrow morning, at 10 am; Santa's coming to town!"

"SANTA!!!! OH MY GOD!!!! Santa here??! I know him! I know him..."

 

[Hollowsong]

So, please, from one sociopath to another. From one psyopath to another, I'm just fine.

 

[Hollowsong]

Taxis in Hell cost 6 dollars per minute

 

[EugeniiaMed]

This one has always been a favorite of mine.

mine is ''better late then never''

 

[ben909]

"no"

 

[AardvarkFurLaden]

"I'm king of the world!" - Titanic, 1997

 

[Mambi]

"Please, no tears...it's a waste of good suffering!"

 

[Dragon64]

Pretty much anything from Drawfee. There are way to many to pick a favorite from, especially since every episode has at least one line that is hilarious without context.

 

[Shyy]

"It's not that I don't care, but, more like you forget that you left the top down and it's raining." - me, when I was called to do an "unlock" on a couples car one evening when I operated a tow truck. Well dressed couple standing in the rain next to their car.

 

[Yastreb]

"If you can kill all your neighbours, great. If you can't, at least kill one or two of them."

 

[Punk_M0nitor]

“Oh, Shadow the Hedgehog, you don’t know? There’s a new trend going around online called kinning.”

 

[Mambi]

The problem is not the problem. The problem is your attitude towards the problem. That's the problem.

 

[Hollowsong]

My sister: Why did you bring the big metal stick? As a walking staff?
Me: Kind of...
Person 3: Or as a weapon?
Person 4: Or as a combination of both?
Me: Probably what person 4 said...

 

[RamblingRenegade]

Front Bow, Back Stern, Get it Right Squirt, Or I'll Throw Your Ass Out The Little Round Window On The Side- Quint

 

[Mambi]

"You know Myra, some people might think you're cute. But me, I think you're one very large baked potato."

 

[a sleepy kitty]

"Ryou're rother reats rat roop!!"

"No, Scooby Doo! YOUR mom eats cat poop!!"

 

[Hollowsong]

You can kill the dog made of pee, you can't kill the pee made of dog.