This, I can't stand guys who can't take strong smells.Coffee is really hard to beat as far as smells that say "good morning". I love the sound the coffeemaker makes, too.
First: Come on, man up. I have smelled worse than puppy shit.
Second: Sounds like you really need to work on paper-training the pup. There are decent guides online.
EDIT: WTF IS WITH THE FONT ADSFASFDSKFDSKDF
For example, if my boyfriend ever complains over the smell of a dumpster or something and gags, he will get slapped. No hesitations.
That's too fucking girly and pussy-ish.