Prime Minister of Belgium
This is a new one.
Why doesn't she believe you? This is interesting to me.
Also, double lol in the same line, are your sides okay?
The same thing happens to me too, dumb as it sounds.
Short version : my parents never saw me with a girl, so they figured I was either wavering between orientations or closet gay. At the very least they think I'm a bi-leaning heterosexual.
Little do they know that I actually just don't give a shit about relationships and am not interested in one.