What makes me pee my pants? Conversing in regard to my urinateing my ...oh, shit...
My greatest fear, for one reason or another, are people assailing me while I am cleansing my hair within the shower. I cannot ascertain a specific reason why other than I am afraid of closing my eyes for fear of someone charging me while I'm vulnerable because of my eyes being closed. If somone were to attack me while rinsing my hair of shampoo, I would open my eyes and remain blind. Thus, ultimately defenseless.
All of those who never thought about this, I'm sorry for bringing it to your attention. Laugh Out Loud.