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What role would the person above be casted in?

KiokuChan

4-tailed kitsune
I actually got this idea from this forum: forums.furaffinity.net: You Are In The Show Doing What?

If the person above acted in a play, movie, or tv show what sort of show would it be and what role would they have?

For example:
-The mentor in a medieval fantasy movie.
-The over protective mother in a comedic Broadway musical.
- The lazy mooching uncle in a long running TV sitcom.
etc.

Given the user above me is the fur affinity top banner: it would play the background set on a funny animal movie.
 
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Massan Otter

Guest
Lost, the protagonists of the movie stumble in to a dimly lit roadside tavern seeking directions. You are sitting at the end of the bar in silence. After a few awkward moments, you turn to them and speak, offering cryptic advice. Later in the movie this proves to be of great significance, but when they try and return to seek clarification, the tavern cannot be found. Was it ever real?
 

Simo

Professional Watermelon Farmer
@KiokuChan

In this tear-jerking performance, since childhood, this fox has had only one dream: to become a master sushi chef. However, as a child, she grows up with her parents who are in a bizarre cult in Tulsa, Oklahoma, where fish and all seafood are viewed as evil, and her dreams remain just that. Even as an adult, the cult tries to keep her captive, but one day, she escapes to Seattle, city of many fish, and sets out to realize her dream: Only to find out that she is allergic to fish. Still, she rises to high esteem, and is one day greeted by Prime Minister of Japan.

(OK, maybe not typical, but it's what came to mind : ) )

Edit: oooops, an otter slipped in-between me!)

@Massan Otter : In this chilling tale, you play a seemingly innocent otter, traveling from town to town, playing your harmonica. But it's all part of an evil plan as several weeks later, during the full moon, all those who have heard you play become transformed into demonic, blood-sucking-sparkle-otters, dressed in flashy 1970s jumpsuits styled after David Bowie. Nobody is safe.
 
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KiokuChan

4-tailed kitsune
Aww, I really like both of those. ;p Clearly the kitsune used illusion magic on the bar. ;p Also since Massan got skipped I'll do both of you.

@Massan Otter
You play a hard working son of a well known merchant in a feels-good family movie. You try to prove that you are good enough to take over the family store but nothing seems to get your father's approval until the very end.

@Simo
In a highschool drama tv series you play a freshman who recently was indited into a motorcycle gang, but is still good at heart and does all he can to help out your family when necessary.
 

Pompadork

Bowman
@KiokuChan
I feel like you'd be the history buff in some sort of cool adventure movie having to deal with like lost empires and ancient artificats! Someone who's really knowledgable and kinda just seen as the token nerdy dude but half way through the movie it's up to you to step up to the position of a hero and you end up saving a lot of people by knowing some ancient riddle or somthing.

@Black Burn
Secretly intelligent talking cat! Maybe in some sort of Studio Ghibli movie? You start out as a stray who doesnt seem to care much for people but eventually you become an important ally to the young main character and you help them on their quest!
 
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backpawscratcher

Guest
The obligatory minor comedy relief character who actually plays the Fairy Godmother trope.
 

Ravofox

Aussie foxy
The obligatory minor comedy relief character who actually plays the Fairy Godmother trope.

A palm oil farmer who comes to the realisation of the damage it is doing to the environment, especially the orang-utans, who you come to see are not so different from humans. You become the crusading former employee who gets into many confrontations with your former colleagues, some violent, but you never raise a fist, fighting for the world through peace.
 

Simo

Professional Watermelon Farmer
As a small child, he develops a 'physical' form of Tourettes, in which at random and unpredictable moments, he makes expansive, and rather obtrusive 'Jazz Hands' gestures. Unable to stay in school, he joins a traveling circus and works for a period as a clown, but unhappy in this line of work, finally raises to fame as the world's most renowned Zumba instructor.
 
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backpawscratcher

Guest
You are the shouty police captain character who is going to “bust his ass” if Simo steps out of line, before landing him with a partner he initially hates but comes to respect as the film goes on.
 

Astus

Well Known Foxxo
They would be cast as that dark foreboding Japanese character who keeps talking about an ancient curse who ends up being the masked samurai or whatever curse it is, in an episode of Scooby-Doo
 

DarkoKavinsky

ʎʇʇɐq ʇıq ɐ
Bait in how to catch a predator.
 

Pompadork

Bowman
Badass lone wanderer! Left your village as a teenager and became somewhat of a mercenary known for your skills when it comes to taming or even battling dragons and monsters!
 

Astus

Well Known Foxxo
A lone high school student, who tries to stand out but is overshadowed by everyone, friends, peers, etc... they spend forever trying to be popular and cool, but end up pushing everyone away... it takes the friendship of a friendly wolf to help them realize that they don't have to try stand out, they just have to be themselves and they will shine... even if it took the death of their wolf friend to finally figure that out ;-;
 
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