What should NOT have a self-destruct

[Ank57]

What products/objects shouldn't under any circumstances have a self-destruct

 

[FrostHeart]

Bacon. =3

 

[Raever]

Couches, and beds now that I think of it

 

[Ank57]

Bacon. =3

ok

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

Any pizza with pineapple. A self-destruct function would just be redundant because the pizza is already destroyed.

 

[FrostHeart]

Couches, and beds now that I think of it

I'd love to have a couch with an ejection button...

How about cars?

 

[Raever]

Any pizza with pineapple. A self-destruct function would just be redundant because the pizza is already destroyed.

Thank you!

Also houses.
No use destroying your own home.

 

[hologrammaton]

genitalia

/thread

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

genitalia

/thread

I dunno. That might be someone's fetish.

 

[hologrammaton]

I dunno. That might be someone's fetish.

sin

 

[Ank57]

genitalia

/thread

sin

big sin

 

[FurryFelix]

I dunno. That might be someone's fetish.

I honestly wouldn't be surprised in the slightest.

 

[Deleted member 82554]

I dunno. That might be someone's fetish.

Pineapple on pizza is my fetish.

 

[WeaselWarrior]

The toilet

 

[FurryFelix]

Pineapple on pizza is my fetish.

I love pineapple on pizza. I am not afraid to admit it.

 

[Deleted member 82554]

Pineapple just goes so well with cheese.

 

[FurryFelix]

Pineapple just goes so well with cheese.

And bacon. Bacon wrapped pineapple is the best.

Then again, bacon wrapped anything is the best.

Bacon is the best.

 

[Deleted member 82554]

The toilet

Ain't no self-destruct cuz ain't no toilet cuz ain't no survival after use.

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

Churches

 

[FurryFelix]

Tires

I mean they kinda do anyway, amirite?

 

[Kellan Meig'h]

Ford Pinto.

(Y'all might be too young to understand that)

 

[Sir Thaikard]

Your butt.

 

[Punji]

The elderly.

 

[Doppelfoxx]

Those big red buttons. So that people can't go starting other self-destructs with them Y'know, OH&S?

 

[Mambi]

What products/objects shouldn't under any circumstances have a self-destruct

Condoms.