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LizardKing
Guest
The Colour of Magic
Disappointing. Far too long and ponderous, and nowhere near as amusing as the books.
Disappointing. Far too long and ponderous, and nowhere near as amusing as the books.
What was the last movie that you looked at with your eyes or maybe just heard?
makmakmob
Member
Seriosuly, everyone must watch this movie:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0119174/
Coolest car chase scene ever.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0119174/
Coolest car chase scene ever.
Persona363
Remember that you are mortal
Last movie I saw was Coraline. Great movie, really trippy.
Bellini Tabloid
whatcha say? that's cool...
I liked "The Color of Magic", with it's corny special effects.
Grimfang
Well-Known Member
The Departed. I was skeptical at first... another cop movie, right? But yeah, it was definitely worth the watch.
dammit...
dammit...
Curagnaste
Has donuts
If your talking about in theatre's, I don't remember what the last one I saw was, but as for movies in general, the last one I watched was Osama
Shà nwà ng
Lavender Scented
I saw the movie Tokyo! last night. Don't recommend it, too 'artsy'.
Laze
Big 'Modo
Outlander. In a nutshell:
Humanoid alien crash lands in 700AD Norway, his ship contains bioluminesent Dragon monster that runs amok killing of the population of numerous villages. Said huminoid alien is captured by some local village and they end up hatching a plan to kill this monster.
And Ron Pearlman is in it, looking like a butch, Nordic Victor Meldrew 8D
Humanoid alien crash lands in 700AD Norway, his ship contains bioluminesent Dragon monster that runs amok killing of the population of numerous villages. Said huminoid alien is captured by some local village and they end up hatching a plan to kill this monster.
And Ron Pearlman is in it, looking like a butch, Nordic Victor Meldrew 8D
The Evil Dead
Men Behind The Sun
Irreverent
Member
Crank, the original. Watching it now. 
BakuryuuTyranno
Do not eat this tyrannosaurus.
The irredeemably awful piece of garbage that was The Uninvited.
I'm not even going to get into what's wrong with this, but I will say out of all three "haunted house" movies that premiered in the UK recently, it's the worst by far.
Not only did the ending piss me off, but the badness of the movie was actually reduced by the fact I'd seen an even worse movie the same week!
As sad as this may sound, The Uninvited makes me miss The Unborn.
Wasn't it great how the ghost in The Unborn takes so long to kill one victim that the main characters can drive to her house and get in through the back door, but later he kills a guy in two seconds by barely lifting a finger.
And why? Well, Michael Bay was involved, so the reason was probably "it looked cool".
And what about how the possessed guys' heads turn upside down? That was as scary as Family Guy!
I'm not even going to get into what's wrong with this, but I will say out of all three "haunted house" movies that premiered in the UK recently, it's the worst by far.
Not only did the ending piss me off, but the badness of the movie was actually reduced by the fact I'd seen an even worse movie the same week!
As sad as this may sound, The Uninvited makes me miss The Unborn.
Wasn't it great how the ghost in The Unborn takes so long to kill one victim that the main characters can drive to her house and get in through the back door, but later he kills a guy in two seconds by barely lifting a finger.
And why? Well, Michael Bay was involved, so the reason was probably "it looked cool".
And what about how the possessed guys' heads turn upside down? That was as scary as Family Guy!
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Laze
Big 'Modo
You mean the old guy who was chasing the old psychic German lady?
The same old psychic German lady who fell down a rather lengthy flight of stairs and managed to scramble to her pensioner legs and into the closest utility cupboard like it was nothing?
BakuryuuTyranno
Do not eat this tyrannosaurus.
Well of course, people can only suffer any kind of injury directly from the main threat, and only if gore is involved. Anything else would "make the movie too complicated"!
I wonder if the filmmaker's reasoning was "well if she was injured and there was no blood, how will the audience understand what happened?"
Even the old man behind my seat at The Uninvited managed to be scarier. (Then again, he did have a tendency to grab my seat and shout inaudibly)
I wonder if the filmmaker's reasoning was "well if she was injured and there was no blood, how will the audience understand what happened?"
Even the old man behind my seat at The Uninvited managed to be scarier. (Then again, he did have a tendency to grab my seat and shout inaudibly)
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