1) Look outside.
2) Scan the skies above for flying pigs, angry tits firing out of people's nipples
3) Watch TV and see if Politicians say anything smart.
4) Also look for recorded cases of Paris Hilton saying something intelligent.
5) Look to see magazines NOT blabbing about Britney Spears.
6) Check the FurAffinityForums to see if me and Rilvor AREN'T saying sarcastic things.
7) Check lists to see if they DON'T have self-referential humour worked in. ;p
8) Once all the signs that the world hasn't begun ending have happened, I'd watch the division just blur a little less as several groups form, similar to Lord of the Rings fanboys, Star Wars nerds and Trekkies that all detest the other, only this time it's stuff like Werewolves, Scalies, Sonics, and most importantly Yiff vs Non Yiff. Or Yiff appears in all forms of the factions but it's looked down upon. Just like how people make fanfiction about Mary Sues doing it with Kirk or draw Twilek/Elf Porn.
9) Stay the way I am now.