What would you do in a post apopcalypse?

[CannonFodder]

There's a ton of movies and such about fictional settings of the world ending. Zombies, nuclear war, birds attacking everyone. It could be some politican succeeded in making all porn illegal destroys all porn in the world and everyone just kills themselves with the same dinner spoon unable to handle a world without porn. Some post apopcalyptic stories are good, like the walking dead, some god aweful, some with some bs misanthropic lesson about how all humans suxors or some bullshit, some with political lessons or such.However

What would you do if civilization ended? Would you try to help others, look out for your family, or just be a huge asshole only looking out for yourself?

 

[septango]

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[Hinalle K.]

Looking out only for myself = asshole? :C
Why? :<

 

[CannonFodder]

Looking out only for myself = asshole? :C
Why? :<

I mean like Kenny from the walking dead video game. Anybody that has played the game knows what I'm talking about, cause he's a HUGE asshole in the video game.

horde bottlecaps

Me personally I would set up a trading town at a gun manufacturing plant. You would have to be either stupid or have a army to try and attack. Things used as currency by itself means nothing if you can't trade it. You'd look positively silly trying to plead for your life with bottlecaps if they weren't used as currency for trade. You might as well try to buy a tv in the usa at walmart with a euro.

 

[septango]

horde bottlecaps

it was a joke boyo

 

[Hinalle K.]

I mean like Kenny from the walking dead video game. Anybody that has played the game knows what I'm talking about, cause he's a HUGE asshole in the video game.

He's only an asshole if you disagree with 'em on stuff :<
"You think peanut butter is better than jam? I HOPE THOSE WALKERS EAT YOU ALIVE!"

But yeah, I would be one to save myself before I'll try saving others,unless I knew it could be done without much risk.
I'm not a hero :I

 

[CannonFodder]

it was a joke boyo

I know. I was making a jab at those people that thing money would matter if the world's economy collapsed. You know those people that buy gold and horde money cause they think if a nuclear apopcalypse happened or something people would give a shit about gold?

 

[Xela-Dasi]

I would help others because then you will create a team and with a team you survive and by surviving, you will start creating families, by building families, you start building houses, by building houses you are creating a new civilization.

Imagine if you would never help that doctor that was dying in the ground, you would end the humanity!

 

[Judge Spear]

No power to play Gradius?

Kill myself.

 

[Hewge]

I'd be on the shuttle to 'New Earth'.

 

[CannonFodder]

Imagine if you would never help that doctor that was dying in the ground, you would end the humanity!

Yeah, if someone you leave alone dying on the side of a road is a doctor then yeah you just screwed yourself if you ever need medical treatment.

 

[Azure]

smoke weed erryday?

 

[PsychicOtter]

I would take charge immediately.

 

[Artillery Spam]

Raid the military museums for vehicles and guns for no apparent reason whatsoever, then use my scary tank to scare all the gas station raiders to fork over all their gas, Doritos and Faygo.

Steal all the Chaffes, acquire all the M1 Garands and horde all the junk food.

When some bumlet with an overrated German tank comes along, proceed to escape using my superior speed.

 

[Corto]

I would fuck literally everything left alive.

 

[Bipolar Bear]

Cut off any and all emotion ties, and fend for myself. Why? Because how many zombie/nuclear/drought/no more minerals left-style apocalypse movies have we seen where being in a group is beneficial to your survival?

1. There's not enough food to go around.

2. People are naturally paranoid. So a lot of conflict can, and will, break out.

3. In a zombie apocalypse, being in a group attracts a shit-ton of attention.

4. You can move quicker and cover more ground if it's just you.

5. You're a much smaller threat if it's just you.

 

[CannonFodder]

Cut off any and all emotion ties, and fend for myself. Why? Because how many zombie/nuclear/drought/no more minerals left-style apocalypse movies have we seen where being in a group is beneficial to your survival?

1. There's not enough food to go around.

2. People are naturally paranoid. So a lot of conflict can, and will, break out.

3. In a zombie apocalypse, being in a group attracts a shit-ton of attention.

4. You can move quicker and cover more ground if it's just you.

5. You're a much smaller threat if it's just you.

And if you're alone and trapped under a boulder you'd have to cut your limb off rather than your buds helping get you out from under it like that one dumbass who was in the middle of nowhere for a 127 hours.

Also anyone that plays DayZ can tell you what happens if you aren't in a party.

 

[Bipolar Bear]

And if you're alone and trapped under a boulder you'd have to cut your limb off rather than your buds helping get you out from under it like that one dumbass who was in the middle of nowhere for a 127 hours.

Also anyone that plays DayZ can tell you what happens if you aren't in a party.

CF, either way, everyone is going to die eventually. It's just a matter of when and how.

 

[Heliophobic]

I'd start looting like any other rational human being.

When civilization crumbles, it becomes survival of the fittest. It's a doggy dog world out there.

 

[CannonFodder]

CF, either way, everyone is going to die eventually. It's just a matter of when and how.

Yeah, but who is going to fix your leg if it gets a infection? or you get sick? or you need a mechanic to fix a car? Or you need a blowtorch to open a locked door? Or you need someone that knows how to pick locks to open a reinforced door? Or you need a ham radio fixed? Or you stepped on some asshole's landmine and you need someone that knows how to disarm it? Or even someone that knows how to hunt and skin animals? Or someone that knows how to handle a gun? If you're in the middle of nowhere with no one to help you then good night irene.

 

[Artillery Spam]

Yeah, but who is going to fix your leg if it gets a infection? or you get sick? or you need a mechanic to fix a car? Or you need a blowtorch to open a locked door? Or you need someone that knows how to pick locks to open a reinforced door? Or you need a ham radio fixed? Or you stepped on some asshole's landmine and you need someone that knows how to disarm it? Or even someone that knows how to hunt and skin animals? Or someone that knows how to handle a gun? If you're in the middle of nowhere with no one to help you then good night irene.

Tank.

 

[Saga]

If I was alone, (in say, a zombie situation) I would probably shoot myself before I get torn the fuck up by teh zambies.
I mean,
let's be real here.

Everyone thinks they'll be mr. macho man killing all the zombies alone like the terminators son when really you'll just be dead like 80 million other people.

 

[Rigby]

more like sod apopcalypse

but really, I'd convert to the quickest religion to convert to (Christianty) and pray until a zombie eats me

oh and I'd try heroin just once before i do that yea

 

[Saga]

oh and I'd try heroin just once before i do that yea

1). Steal ACQUIRE heroin.
2). Inject said heroin in the vein under your salami.
3). Trip balls *ba dum tiss*
4). Get eaten by zombies and regret nothing

 

[Seekrit]

Decompose. I have no military combat or survival training, and it's unlikely I'd survive the apocalypse in the first place. Because you know, end of the world and all that.