What Would You Do??

[Riyeko]

Imagine yourself, youre with one or two other friends.
No drugs, no alcohol, youre just out having a good time.

Either you were out watching a movie, or at the carnival... just pick a fun activity that you would be doing with friends... no home alone stuff though.

As youre walking back to the car, the parking lot is pretty dark and its giving you all the creeps.
The whole nine yards.
Big bright full moon overhead, clear skies, street lights shining down...

Then suddenly, a guy walks up to you and says "Give me your wallet."

No knife, no guns, nothing. Just walks up out of nowhere and demands your wallet (or purse, or whatever you carry money in).

What would you do?

Think of the most outrageous thing that you would do, to offset and upset the perpetrator to the point of confusing.
Whether this means howling at the pretty moon overhead, or just starting to sing church songs...

What
Would
You
Do?

 

[Kit H. Ruppell]

Bite his nutsack.

EDIT: Then take his wallet.

 

[Aetius]

FALCON PUNCH!

 

[Ad Hoc]

Eh? Well if he's got no weapons and he's outnumbered (because I have a friend or two with me), I'd probably just tell him to jog off and go about my business.

 

[TechnoGypsy]

I would say back to him "No, give me your wallet".
Either that, or I would just laugh like an insane maniac, scaring all three people away.

 

[Aikoi]

He isn't wearing any weapons?
I would probably give him a serious look and then walk away.
Pretty confusing, huh? :v

 

[dinosaurdammit]

Ever seen dd get mad? No? I wouldnt wish that wrath on anyone. I will maul them like a rabid honey badger

 

[Jashwa]

Suggest that the thread about the situation should be moved to forum games.

 

[Deo]

I'd fuck his shit up. Hell, why stop at taking his wallet? I'd take his shoes too. And his watch.

 

[dinosaurdammit]

I'd fuck his shit up. Hell, why stop at taking his wallet? I'd take his shoes too. And his watch.

And his liver. Much nutrition in that.

 

[TechnoGypsy]

And his liver. Much nutrition in that.

Then with your friends go all zombie cosplay on him and take his brains

 

[Roose Hurro]

Imagine yourself, youre with one or two other friends.
No drugs, no alcohol, youre just out having a good time.

Either you were out watching a movie, or at the carnival... just pick a fun activity that you would be doing with friends... no home alone stuff though.

As youre walking back to the car, the parking lot is pretty dark and its giving you all the creeps.
The whole nine yards.
Big bright full moon overhead, clear skies, street lights shining down...

Then suddenly, a guy walks up to you and says "Give me your wallet."

No knife, no guns, nothing. Just walks up out of nowhere and demands your wallet (or purse, or whatever you carry money in).

What would you do?


Think of the most outrageous thing that you would do, to offset and upset the perpetrator to the point of confusing.
Whether this means howling at the pretty moon overhead, or just starting to sing church songs...

What
Would
You
Do?

"Sure, but you have to give me your wallet first."

 

[Ariosto]

Wait, he hasn't anything?
Argue with him about his reasons to take my money, spurting logical fallacies everywhere.
That or hitting him.

 

[Ames]

Pepper spray, kick him in the balls, run away and call the police.

 

[Aikoi]

Pepper spray, kick him in the balls, run away and call the police.

Omg, this one. I love it.

 

[Kaamos]

"That's my purse! I don't know you!"

Then I'd kick him in the testicles.

 

[Littlerock]

Give him the fake wallet that I carry on occasion, assuming I remembered to bring it. (It contains a three-dollar bill, and several of those fake credit cards one gets in the mail.)

 

[Ames]

Give him the fake wallet that I carry on occasion, assuming I remembered to bring it. (It contains a three-dollar bill, and several of those fake credit cards one gets in the mail.)

OMG I have one of those too!

But it's usually not on me :C

 

[DW_]

I don't bring my wallet anywhere. :V

 

[DuganOToole]

Knowing me, I'd probably give him this horrendously confused look. If I don't see a weapon and I have friends with me, I don't think I'd take him too seriously. If anything, go on a rant about how he's stealing from someone probably more poor than him.

 

[Dragonfurry]

Rip the bitches face off and make him eat is own eyeballs.

 

[Vaelarsa]

I'd probably just laugh my ass off.

 

[Unsilenced]

As much as I'd like to think I would beat his ass, he'd probably be stronger than me, and I don't really know if he just has a gun tucked in the back of his pants or something, soo...

Give him the fucking wallet, then go home and cancel my credit cards.

/leastheroicpersonintheworld


EDIT: The more badass approach to mugging.

 

[Rhodri]

Well, I'm already ahead of the game. As we all know, possessing a beard conveys immortality to the wearer, and turns one into an invincible murder machine. I have a particularly fine beard, so I'm even more immortal than usual (and, as an aside, am so omniscient, that if there were to be two omnisciences, I would be both!) I'd probably just hit him with my paci-fist until he stopped moving and then back over him with the car on the way out for good measure.

 

[Riyeko]

EDIT: The more badass approach to mugging.

Hehe this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_dEtaNx2Vc

Not too shabby on the replies, but I was thinking more on the lines of being ridiculous.

Honestly, if you were going to mug someone and this scenario applied, what would you think if someone were to hiss in your face or start barking or acting like someone was behind them??