What would you do?

[Riho]

I'm assuming that we were all drunk then some crazy shit happened

Ooh!
That happened to me, once.
When I woke up, I was with my FoxPack, except Dig was gone, so we ran allllll around Los Angeles, and then my fursona was in the trunk, and he told me that I was really fucking drunk, and then I found out that Dig was in the basement all along!

Screwdrivers are one hell of a drink!

 

[toddf-alt]

I haven't polished up the details on my sona yet. I'm pretty sure he's fit and looks kind of like the Toronto Raptors logo from the 90's
so...

I guess... play basketball and then go jogging?

 

[Koenigstiger]

Well, that would be incredibly awkward. My sona-self would probably eat me though. So yeah that wouldn't go to well. Assuming my sona was a more anthro size, still awkward, I didn't speak English so communication would be non-existent. Probably still end up gutted or something entirely unpleasant. Also, that bastard would have ruined my bed...I'd be pissed and dead.

 

[LuchadoreBob]

Stop drinking.

 

[Max Dags]

Probably just look in his eyes and not ask any questions

 

[DarrylWolf]

What would you do if your furry woke up next to you?

My "furry" WHAT woke up next to me? If you meant Furry stuffed animal, I'd be ready to wake up and face the following day. Now, if you mean my fursona, we'd probably sing a duet.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xvgCvT9xX7A

Still better than Brad Paisley and LL Cool J's "Accidental Racist".

 

[dcdsharkattack03]

I'd hope like hell he's not hungry.

 

[Symlus]

Idk. Hug it? Cuddle? Pet it, thinking I'm still asleep and prolly fall back asleep.

 

[Judge Spear]

Fursonas? I do not have one. I do have a main character I draw though... But if you saw her, uh sssssyeeeaah. Obvious. :I

Since we're talking about a monstrous extraplanar fantasy race, I'd turn into the 20th level Sorcerer that I am and cast Banishment.

Bottomless Trap Hole?

 

[Bluey]

That wont gonna happen anyway.

 

[Judge Spear]

That's why it's a "what if" question...

 

[mojisu]

It would be awkward. No one must ever find out because no one will ever know why.

 

[Taralack]

Fursonas? I do not have one. I do have a main character I draw though... But if you saw her, uh sssssyeeeaah. Obvious. :I

Same, except mine's a "he".

 

[benignBiotic]

Put some coffee on and get high with my sloth bro.

 

[ursiphiliac]

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[lilyWhite]

Reassure my girlfriend that the cat-girl who popped in between us in bed has absolutely no interest in sex.

 

[redhusky17]

First I would scream. Then I would run outside , and into thebathroom and close the door. Slowly I would open it and ask him questions whilestill holding my hands at the door to close it if he wants to attack me.
If everything goes ok then I would hug him and chat and play

 

[Andy Dingo Wolf]

What would you do if your furry woke up next to you?

I cannot comment on the grounds that it may or may not incriminate me.

 

[TigerBeacon]

I...uhmmm...wow, good question. What do I do with a six foot purple anthro liger? Introduce her to society and hope no one notices her extreme deformation? Kinda like that bear from those DnD games that no one knows is a bear.

 

[HereKittyKitty]

I'd stare for a long moment in groggy confusion, conclude that I must either still be sleeping or having some delusion, shrug my shoulders and cuddle up.
That is, until the sneezing would begin.
Fucking dander allergies.

 

[H.B.C]

Make a fortune by selling a talking raccoon to science. :3

 

[Kashou]

Make a fortune by selling a talking raccoon to science. :3

Might as well just kill it now like the almost everyone else did...

 

[Saga]

First, I'd shit bricks. Then, I would probably end up injuring or killing the fursona because of said shittage of bricks.

 

[Summer]

Since I don't have a fursona, I'll answer this as some random furry woke up next to me.
I would carefully move away from the furry and observe their behavior. Depending on their behavior I would either try to leave for my own safety or try to speak with them. I would ask them things like, 'who are you and why did you break in?".

If I met a RL furry and they were friendly, I would be trying to learn more about them.
If it turned out they were aggressive, I would try to contact animal control hoping they could be shot with tranquilizer darts and transported somewhere to be safely contained until we can learn more about them.

I'm surprised how many would react with aggression towards what would be an unusual and possibly rare creature.

 

[AviFox]

I'd snuggle him and then have fun together all day :3