What's the stpuidist thing you've ever done when drunk?

[makmakmob]

I just figured I'd make and idiot thread to counter the little bud of intelligence I've seen growing around here lately.

Well, do tell.

 

[SnowFox]

Carried on drinking until I was almost blind.

 

[Endless Humiliation]

I farted


nah, but really, I don't drink.

 

[KazukiFerret]

Oh goddess... umm... oh geeze... I don't actually remember what I did but I sprained my ankle and cut open my knee and stole a bunch of fancy silverware, napkins and plates from my cousin's wedding.

 

[Smelge]

I don't drink, so I usually sit in the corner and weep bitter tears of anguish.

Then I go and stick the cat in the oven and have it in a sandwich.

 

[makmakmob]

I don't drink, so I usually sit in the corner and weep bitter tears of anguish.

Then I go and stick the cat in the oven and have it in a sandwich.

I tried reading this post in a Frankie Boyle voice and almost fell off my chair.

 

[SnowFox]

I don't drink, so I usually sit in the corner and weep bitter tears of anguish.

Then I go and stick the cat

That's horrible! you're an evil person

in the oven and have it in a sandwich.

oh, nvm.

 

[LizardKing]

Kinda sorta stabbed my friend in the face.

 

[Smelge]

Fantastic!

 

[Chronic]

Got myself molested.

Last time I drink with guys.

 

[Takun]

Joined FAF.

 

[Nargle]

YER MOM.

 

[vivatheshadows]

woke up in a ditch on a back road leading into the next town over.

 

[Teco]

Got myself molested.

Last time I drink with guys.

Those guys need punched in their damaged brains.

On another note. I havent done anything stupid while drunk because I dont get that messed up, however my, i think straight, friend tried to seduce me into his bed for a good 10 minutes while I quietly laughed... only before I had to pick him up off his stairs while he shouted, "IM SO BISEXUAL RIGHT NOW"

 

[Grimfang]

Kinda sorta stabbed my friend in the face.

I hope he's okay. I can kind of relate since one of my buddies cut my wrist open. I still hold that against him today. It really sucks to try telling that story to people, and I can just tell they're thinking "Oh, suuuuure~".


And I threw up in a 7-11 bathroom once. Classy, I know.

.. that was a long time ago, by the way.

 

[Ikrit]

lose my virginity...to a gay guy

 

[Bunneh45]

lose my virginity...to a gay guy

And the stupid part of that? You weren't completely sober when it happened

 

[Ratte]

What's the stpuidist thing you've ever done when drunk?

stpuidist thing you've ever done

stpuidist thing

stpuidist

xD

 

[Kanin]

lose my virginity...to a gay guy

Are you straight? Or were just hoping to lose it to a straight guy?

 

[Ikrit]

Are you straight? Or were just hoping to lose it to a straight guy?

i was but then i enjoyed it...

 

[Bunneh45]

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xD

I am thinking that was done as a joke

 

[Teco]

i was but then i enjoyed it...

well duh its sex

 

[Ratte]

I am thinking that was done as a joke

Er, my BBC worked. What the hell are you talking about.

 

[HoneyPup]

I've never been drunk before.

 

[Kanin]

i was but then i enjoyed it...

well duh its sex

omg lol, I just fell out of my chair.