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What's the stpuidist thing you've ever done when drunk?

makmakmob

Member
I just figured I'd make and idiot thread to counter the little bud of intelligence I've seen growing around here lately.

Well, do tell.
 

SnowFox

Member
Carried on drinking until I was almost blind.
 
Oh goddess... umm... oh geeze... I don't actually remember what I did but I sprained my ankle and cut open my knee and stole a bunch of fancy silverware, napkins and plates from my cousin's wedding.
 

Smelge

Hey, Assbutt
I don't drink, so I usually sit in the corner and weep bitter tears of anguish.

Then I go and stick the cat in the oven and have it in a sandwich.
 

makmakmob

Member
I don't drink, so I usually sit in the corner and weep bitter tears of anguish.

Then I go and stick the cat in the oven and have it in a sandwich.

I tried reading this post in a Frankie Boyle voice and almost fell off my chair.
 

SnowFox

Member

Takun

Wof Wof Wof Wof Wof
Joined FAF.
 

Teco

Informal Formalist
Got myself molested.

Last time I drink with guys.

Those guys need punched in their damaged brains.

On another note. I havent done anything stupid while drunk because I dont get that messed up, however my, i think straight, friend tried to seduce me into his bed for a good 10 minutes while I quietly laughed... only before I had to pick him up off his stairs while he shouted, "IM SO BISEXUAL RIGHT NOW"
 

Grimfang

Well-Known Member
Kinda sorta stabbed my friend in the face.

I hope he's okay. I can kind of relate since one of my buddies cut my wrist open. I still hold that against him today. It really sucks to try telling that story to people, and I can just tell they're thinking "Oh, suuuuure~".


And I threw up in a 7-11 bathroom once. Classy, I know.

.. that was a long time ago, by the way.
 

Kanin

B is for Bull****
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