Professional Watermelon Farmer
As a Canadian, buying weed from the store legally is old hat now. Just remember, CBD is the pain-managing component, so if that's your goal, make sure you buy one high in that and lower in THC. Oils or extracts/edibles are probably your best bet.
True...though the THC is sure a nice distraction! There's been medical here for a while, but recreational is new.
On that note, I have a new motto for Michigan, but folks here don't seem to think we should adopt it, even though I think it'd be funny:
Michigan: Almost Canada