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Why aren't there any walrus fursonas?

Schwimmwagen

Well-Known Member
And no I'm not trying to make a joke about all those neckbearded flabby dudes and how they should have walrus fursonas depsite how the resemblance is terrifyingly uncanny, but come on, these motherfuckers are adorable.

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That's 2,700lbs of love right there.

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look at this little nigga

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look how cute he is

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omfg he's drinking

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look at that he's all grown up now and he's like a dog or something

I would very much like to hug one. Does anybody know anyone with a fabulous walrus fursona (that isn't part of a DISGUSTING fatfur fetishism)? If not there should be an influx of walruses on the mainsite starting right now.
 
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Ansitru

Guest
I think if I could find a way to make the moustache look less prominent, I think a walrus-character would make for an awesome-looking curvaceous pin-up-lady. ; u ;
 

Fallowfox

Are we moomin, or are we dancer?
' Flabulous. '

Walruses are pretty endomorphic, stubbly, have all the charm of Burlesconi's pendulous love handles and a face that looks like a scubadiver with a very severe case of the bends. I don't think it's surprising there aren't many.

The way I feel about walrus-sonas must be the way normal people feel about furries in general. 'Bleerh!'
 

IronDog

The Divide
' Flabulous. '

Walruses are pretty endomorphic, stubbly, have all the charm of Burlesconi's pendulous love handles and a face that looks like a scubadiver with a very severe case of the bends. I don't think it's surprising there aren't many.

The way I feel about walrus-sonas must be the way normal people feel about furries in general. 'Bleerh!'

You, sir... Boo sir.
 

Harbinger

The Last of Us.
There's a pretty famous one on that Mythbusters program...
 

Holtzmann

Juular.
You, sir... Boo sir.
There is a difference between accepting and supporting the fact that people come in different shapes and sizes and liking said different shapes and sizes.

And seriously... mustaches and rolls of flab? Not for me, thanks. :V
 

IronDog

The Divide
There is a difference between accepting and supporting the fact that people come in different shapes and sizes and liking said different shapes and sizes.

And seriously... mustaches and rolls of flab? Not for me, thanks. :V

Animals can get away with things humans can't :'3
 

Holtzmann

Juular.
Animals can get away with things humans can't :'3
Just not mustaches and rolls of flab! Don't like 'em on humans, don't like 'em on my furries. :p

And really, walruses don't get to be fursonas very often for a similar reason proboscis monkeys don't as well. They're ugly as sin! :V
 
' Flabulous. '

Walruses are pretty endomorphic, stubbly, have all the charm of Burlesconi's pendulous love handles and a face that looks like a scubadiver with a very severe case of the bends. I don't think it's surprising there aren't many.

The way I feel about walrus-sonas must be the way normal people feel about furries in general. 'Bleerh!'

Took the words right out of my mouth, I kind of feel the same way about hippo-sonas and rhino-sonas to.
 

Azure

100% organic vegan hubbas
shit, flabulous? a walrus could fuck you up if it wanted too. i hesitate to call anything fat that outweighs me by a factor of at least 10 and has no natural predators besides a killer whale.
 

Tigercougar

Active Member
I dont think walruses are ugly, just dopey. Sonas tend to be what people wish they were in real life; walruses arent a very majestic species.
I actually like chubby guys, not in a sexual way but in the fact that they tend to be good natured, funny guys in my experience. But Im talking people not in geek fandoms.
 

Bambi

Member
I'd do a Walrus.
 

Sarcastic Coffeecup

Hand. Cannot. Erase.

Butters Shikkon

Patron Saint of Queers
I think walruses are adorable too!!!!! :3c We need more of them and sea lions cuz they were like my fav animals as a kid.
 

Aetius

It's Me Gordon, Barney from Black Mesa
There needs to be more love for Platypuses
 
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