Why aren't there any walrus fursonas?

[powderhound]

My brother says its because: "walruses typically arn't good dancers. I'd like to see someone try and do a backflip in a walrus costume."

 

[Retro]

Why aren't there more...this thing fursonas?

There are blobfish fursonas.

 

[Digitalpotato]

Well I know Kiryu had drawn a few walruses.

 

[Calemeyr]

Jamie Hyneman has a walrus fursona.

 

[Holtzmann]

Jamie Hyneman has a walrus fursona.

Close. Jamie Hyneman is in fact Adam Savage's autonomous fursuit, built using a combination of Grant's knowledge of robotics and Tory's massive archive of vintage late 40's and early 50's Woody Woodpecker movies. Kari fluffed up the mustache.

 

[Planet Swag]

I think if I could find a way to make the moustache look less prominent, I think a walrus-character would make for an awesome-looking curvaceous pin-up-lady. ; u ;

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[Abbi Normal]

Blobfish look like Ziggy.

That is all.

 

[Zabrina]

That fish is adorable.

I've actually met a blobfish furry.

 

[Misomie]

Because few want to compete with Wendell:

 

[Jabberwocky]

If your teeth are longer than your penis you are not sexy for one of two possible reasons.

penetration by teeth.
-shudder-

 

[DarrylWolf]

Maybe this is circular reasoning but the reason why there aren't so many walrus fursonas out there, is that not one person wants to have a walrus fursona. Even if one person wanted to be different, his difference would cause other people to be rebellious and have walrus fursonas too. Walruses are fat, ugly, mustachioed creatures that are neither mammalian, majestic, nor easy to anthropomorphize or sexualize, unlike wolves, foxes, lions, and rabbits.

 

[Dire Newt]

Walruses are too fucking awesome for furries.

 

[DarrylWolf]

This reminds me of a comic named Grandville, in which all the animals who aren't well-represented in the fandom like hippos, poodles, walruses, hyenas, badgers, and mice take center stage. It isn't until the second book that we begin to see our first wolf.

 

[Wither]

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Why are you in a thread that is months old?
Why did you reply to a post made months ago?
A nice big shitpost as well.
Why does this even phase you?

 

[benignBiotic]

Maybe this is circular reasoning but the reason why there aren't so many walrus fursonas out there, is that not one person wants to have a walrus fursona. Even if one person wanted to be different, his difference would cause other people to be rebellious and have walrus fursonas too. Walruses are fat, ugly, mustachioed creatures that are neither mammalian, majestic, nor easy to anthropomorphize or sexualize, unlike wolves, foxes, lions, and rabbits.

Walrus are most definitely mammalian.

And it wouldn't take much creativity to anthropomorphize one. I think it would be cool as hell. But then I'm pro-obscure species.