Tao
Hare Boi
I don't need that spray for myself, I just use it on my stuff cause they would probably cum all over it, my skin scares them away :\
Anti-fox skin? Aah, that's impossible. Besides, they can always get inside it.
I don't need that spray for myself, I just use it on my stuff cause they would probably cum all over it, my skin scares them away :\
Chicks don't date fudge packers.
You say you're bi to make gay men think its your first time.
Anti-fox skin? Aah, that's impossible. Besides, they can always get inside it.
still talking about those garsh darn gay foxes
the whole lot of em
EVERYONE ONE OF YA FOXES
even the female ones, you guys are Lesbians
that we use Foxes as Condoms, why yes that is true :VThat's a bit harsh. I could say the same about dragons.![]()
that we use Foxes as Condoms, why yes that is true :V
and so does every other species 4-5times ya sizeNow I'm imagining waking up to a dragon. That's a terrifying prospect.
and so does every other species 4-5times ya size
dont go looking up Cockwarmers on FA :V
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fag_hagChicks don't date fudge packers.
that we use Foxes as Condoms, why yes that is true :V
Chicks don't date fudge packers.
You say you're bi to make gay men think its your first time.
=3 In my world you foxes are still generic COCK SLUTSIn the world my fursona inhabits, the worlds last remaining dragons were exterminated in the Saskatoon Blood-letting. The few dozen dragons that were left, hiding out in the basement of a swimming pool, were destroyed by heavy artillery fire, this event is celebrated every year in an empire-wide festival which largely consists of bathing in artificial dragon blood and playing golf with preserved dragon eyeballs.
Oh my gawd it's adorable...
=3 In my world you foxes are still generic COCK SLUTS
nah I'm joshing, about 80% of the population was killed off with dragons sitting in seats of power of simply over looking the other species but not controlling em due to being the first species.
Fag hags don't want to date the guys that they hang out with
Women like gay guys because they share the same interests but they aren't other women
because women hate other women
The nations ruled by dragons in my universe fell because, being reptiles, they needed to spend a lot of time catching some rays, allowing British, French and German forces to roll over the border in their Land Rovers without any opposition.
Where the chicks at, at those gay clubsdon't forget, when women want to be around a man that's not going to try and get in their pants either, that's when they turn to the queers
shit, just saying you're gay is an instant chick-magnet. (can't act on it though... well, unless you play your cards JUST right.)
in my reality, they disappeared because they got fed up just going across the street and decided to just go down it instead.
*click*
There's plenty more here.![]()
if we purge the foxes out, who will be the butt of all the sex jokes?
oh, wait, forgot about the huskies. carry on.