lol, a student at ROFLMAO university, never leaves his dormroom without being armed. Today is a special day because lol is about to be shot at by a certain Senore' lulz de'XD. Anyway, lol is not the only student who came armed. So, ... anyway, he's mindin' his business yo, walkin' to his thang, when BAM! Senore' lulz de'XD starts walkin' up to him, wit' his gat in his hand. Without a second thought, lol pulls out his piece and starts blastin'. Afterward, Senore'lulz de'XD dies. Nobody quite understands what happened, and what would cause Senore'lulz to pull a gun on lol ... but what nobody really understands is who fired first. Does that make lol the gunman, or does that make Senore'lulz the gunman?
That doesn't matter nethire yo, cuz another gun-totin' badass holds lol up, saying, "You just shot this person. I bet he wasn't a threat to you, because you shot first. It's obvious: He was going for his weapon in self-defense. I saw you shoot him first, so you're the gunman." Ah, shit. Now lol is in some srsd business. Now, he can't protest his innocence as much as he'd like to, because he did fire first. Soon, more ppl from the crowd acknowledge this fact to. Eventually, teh crowd gets angry, and before the cops show up, the ppl shoot lol in the chest and take his gun from him, believing they got the school shooter.
Moral?
For every school shooting you'd think would've been prevented, more would've been caused as a direct result of having weapons on campus.