Will all straight FEMALE furs...

[DruoxTheFurrinator]

drop me a PM if you're lonely? I wont dissapoint ^^

Oh yeah...and any other straight furry...doods...can use this place to pm the straight chicks...and what-not...

 

[Xipoid]

...and all was silent...

 

[Bokracroc]

...and all was silent...

lawl.

You just got:

 

[Aikon]

C'mon guys it's only been half an hour, I bet they're just waking up.

We need a thread like this, everyone deserves some lovin'... even me!  

Edit: Ok, looks like my time settings are wrong, it's been an hour and a half ...

 

[Xanthe]

C'mon guys it's only been half an hour, I bet they're just waking up.

We need a thread like this, everyone deserves some lovin'... even me!  

Edit:  Ok, looks like my time settings are wrong, it's been an hour and a half ...

Nope we are awake, but it does say straight. I'm sure if there was a mention of bi in there then there just might be more action.

 

[starla]

Required: could you put up with a baby puppy?

 

[Mortane]

Could have something to do with the fact that a call-out like this has all the charm and grace of a cat-call . . .

 

[Arshes Nei]

Haha geeze, yeah that's a GREAT way to get a female fur I guess.

I'm female but definitely NOT a fur.

 

[Xanthe]

Could have something to do with the fact that a call-out like this has all the charm and grace of a cat-call . . .

:lol: yep so true.

 

[MarieChan]

I am not exactly a fur and I am taken~

Plus I think I am too young for a lot of people in this forum. I feel like a kid here X:

 

[izartist]

drop me a PM if you're lonely? I wont dissapoint ^^

Oh yeah...and any other straight furry...doods...can use this place to pm the straight chicks...and what-not...

Gosh, you must be desperate...

PM ME TOO! lol.

*crickets chirp*

 

[themocaw]

. . . why don't you just throw beads at them and yell "SHOW US YOUR TITS!?" It'll be more honest about your intentions and probably more successful, and only a little less crude.

 

[Xanthe]

. . . why don't you just throw beads at them and yell "SHOW US YOUR TITS!?"  It'll be more honest about your intentions and probably more successful, and only a little less crude.

Hey hey, lets be fair.... not all Mardi Gras goers do that..... Alright they do. *snickers* But being from Louisiana it is kinda funny seeing the out-of-towners get drunk and either be the flashie or the flashed.

 

[Aikon]

. . . why don't you just throw beads at them and yell "SHOW US YOUR TITS!?"  It'll be more honest about your intentions and probably more successful, and only a little less crude.

Now now, don't assume

 

[Arshes Nei]

I thought Droux says he was not human or a machine, I think female have already found other "machines" to do their bidding in a much more efficient manner

 

[themocaw]

. . . why don't you just throw beads at them and yell "SHOW US YOUR TITS!?"  It'll be more honest about your intentions and probably more successful, and only a little less crude.

Now now, don't assume

You're right, I shouldn't assume. Just because he's looking for lonely single female furs doesn't mean he has yiff on his mind. Maybe he just wants to sit and discuss the writings of Bertram Russel, or play a nice, family-friendly game of Parcheesi.

 

[JessicaElwood]

There is no real females on the internet be fur or not, damnit! Let us be a myth =p is fun to be part of cryptozoology.

 

[Aikon]

. . . why don't you just throw beads at them and yell "SHOW US YOUR TITS!?"  It'll be more honest about your intentions and probably more successful, and only a little less crude.

Now now, don't assume

You're right, I shouldn't assume.  Just because he's looking for lonely single female furs doesn't mean he has yiff on his mind.  Maybe he just wants to sit and discuss the writings of Bertram Russel, or play a nice, family-friendly game of Parcheesi.

Sorry, I thought you were being all-inclusive of all of us on the thread. Although, sex is a part of any relationship and kinda comes with the territory.

 

[TeeGee]

There is no real females on the internet be fur or not, damnit! Let us be a myth =p is fun to be part of cryptozoology.

Cryptozoology is a myth.

 

[izartist]

. . . why don't you just throw beads at them and yell "SHOW US YOUR TITS!?" It'll be more honest about your intentions and probably more successful, and only a little less crude.

Now now, don't assume

You're right, I shouldn't assume. Just because he's looking for lonely single female furs doesn't mean he has yiff on his mind. Maybe he just wants to sit and discuss the writings of Bertram Russel, or play a nice, family-friendly game of Parcheesi.

I know sex is on my mind, but I will wait until she is ready, but what I'm mostly after is a companion. Someone I can live the rest of my days with. Though I don't know about the "Show us your tits!" part, I kinda want something like that to be more intimate, more of a sign of affection, something private, and only if we are truly in love with eachother.

But we all know that true love doesn't exist anymore.

 

[Arshes Nei]

You're right, I shouldn't assume. Just because he's looking for lonely single female furs doesn't mean he has yiff on his mind. Maybe he just wants to sit and discuss the writings of Bertram Russel, or play a nice, family-friendly game of Parcheesi.

Sorry, I thought you were being all-inclusive of all of us on the thread. Although, sex is a part of any relationship and kinda comes with the territory.

yes...but subtlety subtlety...make women want to be interested in you, not run away screaming XD (sorry giving away female secrets).

 

[themocaw]

I know sex is on my mind, but I will wait until she is ready, but what I'm mostly after is a companion. Someone I can live the rest of my days with.  Though I don't know about the "Show us your tits!" part, I kinda want something like that to be more intimate, more of a sign of affection, something private, and only if we are truly in love with eachother.  

But we all know that true love doesn't exist anymore.

The problem with being respectful of girls and not wanting to pressure them into sex is that sometimes it gets misconstrued as not desiring them physically.   It's a delicate balance, but suffice to say, if she's pulling off clothes and saying things that don't usually get said outside of porn movies, it's not the best time to pull the "honey, I love you but want to respect your boundaries" thing.

True love does exist.  What doesn't exist is fairy tale love.  The difference is that fairy tale love is nothing but happiness and bliss and is as fake as a three dollar bill.  True Love isn't always fun and joy.  Sometimes you hurt each other so badly that you want to scream.  But in the end, you come back to each other.  You move on.  You keep fighting.  Because what you have is so sweet and so good that even the bad times can't make you give up on it.  You'd sooner give up breathing.

There is no real females on the internet be fur or not, damnit! Let us be a myth =p is fun to be part of cryptozoology.

(puts on a silly hat and khaki outfit) Good Eevening, Ladeez and Gentelmans, and welcome to ze Wild Kingdom. Tonight we will be zearching for zee most eluzive creeturhe of zem all. . . ze Eentairnet Femaile.

 

[izartist]

I know sex is on my mind, but I will wait until she is ready, but what I'm mostly after is a companion. Someone I can live the rest of my days with. Though I don't know about the "Show us your tits!" part, I kinda want something like that to be more intimate, more of a sign of affection, something private, and only if we are truly in love with eachother.

But we all know that true love doesn't exist anymore.

The problem with being respectful of girls and not wanting to pressure them into sex is that sometimes it gets misconstrued as not desiring them physically. It's a delicate balance, but suffice to say, if she's pulling off clothes and saying things that don't usually get said outside of porn movies, it's not the best time to pull the "honey, I love you but want to respect your boundaries" thing.

True love does exist. What doesn't exist is fairy tale love. The difference is that fairy tale love is nothing but happiness and bliss and is as fake as a three dollar bill. True Love isn't always fun and joy. Sometimes you hurt each other so badly that you want to scream. But in the end, you come back to each other. You move on. You keep fighting. Because what you have is so sweet and so good that even the bad times can't make you give up on it. You'd sooner give up breathing.

I completely agree, about the things that usually don't get said, and what I should have said is that true love is hard to come by. And yes, if you are truly in love with someone, then even the biggest of fights can't rip you apart.

 

[Mortane]

The other problem with girls is that they can doubt your sincerity when you say stuff like true love and lifelong companion. Although your speech on that is kinda endearing.

Actually, most of the people I've been interested in like that were definitely friends first, and often friends-of-friends before that.  Maybe you just need to start conversations with people who seem interesting, rather than putting out an all points bulletin.   Even if they're not straight female furs.  'Cause you meet some of the best people through friends of friends. ^_^

That's just my take on it, though; I don't start conversations with people much, so I could be wrong.  Still, conversation's never really bad, either.


EDIT: Just realized you weren't the OP. Whoops--sorry about that. X_x; Still, I think the OP would be good to note it, anyway . . .

 

[Rostam The Grey]

There is no real females on the internet be fur or not, damnit! Let us be a myth =p is fun to be part of cryptozoology.

Your avatar for teh WIN!